Comments by EastCoaster (page 28)

I like threesomes and agree with all the positive comments as well as the cautionary comments about making sure the girls like each other. I've done quite a few (though not seven this year, like doctorevil!), both ITC and OTC, and although I've been disappointed with some, most of the time it's been well worth the money. Just do what you can up front to make sure you know what you're getting. For any experienced monger, it's not that difficult to suss this out. If you're not sure and the price seems too high, just say no and keep looking.

Great first-time TUSCL review. Always nice to see one not only from a woman customer's point of view, but from someone with an eye for detail and excellent writing skills. I hope you find what you're looking for in the Midwest and look forward to reading more from you.

Nice review. Thanks for taking the time to provide all the details.

It's been a few years since I was there, and my only "good time" or "very good time" experiences were upstairs. JD, can you describe the "improved area" you mentioned that you said is now available "for couch or private dances"? What is the level of privacy?

Nice review, doc, and I appreciate your observations. It's too bad the upstairs wasn't open, as I think you might have liked that better. Not that it's any less of a dive than La Pearl downstairs (in fact, it's probably divier), but in my experience, the girls are more attractive, more interactive, and there's a broom closet available for more private, um, conversations.

"They started out kissing which got me really excited." Just curious: Were they kissing you or each other?

Great review -- a Hall of Fame candidate. I've been to HK a dozen times and it never gets old. I enjoyed reading your observations. You said, "I did a LOT of tipping and groping and had to learn how to answer each time I was asked afterwards to go arriba. My go to phrase became "nah, I'm just chilling right now". Which I bet most of the BGs didn't even know what I was saying but it seemed to do the trick without pissing them off." My go to phrase is "Tal vez mas tarde" (tahl vayss mahss tar-day), which means "Maybe later." They get that. Looking forward to your Chicago Club review, as that's a place that has improved greatly over the last year or so.

Great write-up, doc -- I'm still laughing. I visited this club several years ago and apparently missed one of its hidden amenities.

I have done it a few times in TJ, the first time being a few years ago at HK when the average cost of going arriba with one girl was $60-$80. With these two girls it was $100, total, for *both* -- as in only $50 each -- for 30 minutes and I couldn't resist. It was their idea, they were into it, and I was in seventh heaven. The last time I did it was last April upstairs at Chicago Club; again, they were good friends, they suggested it, and everyone had a good time. Yeah, it's more expensive (and you will probably get charged double the 30-minute room rate if you don't already have a room), but I love having sex with two hot women who aren't shy about other women. Yeah, I've changed condoms between girls (seems only fair from their standpoint), but I don't mind. To each his own. I've done several P4P threesomes in the states, both ITC and OTC, and I'll admit that some have been "peak experiences" and some have not. YMMV. I agree with the commenters above that you need to find girls who are into it. A lot of times if I'm chatting up a girl in a club, I'll ask if she likes girls, and if so, I ask if she has a friend working there that she likes. You never know.

Doc, I'm with you, too. I've met about three dozen TUSCLers, and for the handful whom I feel I know pretty well and trust, I will share some info, but in general I'm not apt to get overly specific. I agree with doctorevil that's it's an invasion of the girls' privacy to give out too much info. Just because I had BBFS with Suzy Snowflake in a non-extras club doesn't necessarily mean that Suzy will do that with anyone else, and the last thing I need is for Joe TUSCL to tell Suzy that I told him she did it with me and now he's telling her he expects the same. If that happened, I guarantee that my next encounter with Ms. Snowflake would be pretty chilly. But more than being bad for me, it could really suck for her to be put in that position. As doc said, "If they are open to providing the same service to you that they provided to me, they'll let you know when they see you." In addition, I have a very strict policy of not divulging any info about one dancer to any other dancer in the club. I promise the girls I wont kiss and tell -- what she and I do together (and what I paid her) stays just between us. I know for a fact that they appreciate this (because they've said so), as it's an expression of respect. By extension, I think what doctorevil asked about is related to this. Just my two cents...

Very entertaining review -- and spot on regarding the level of feminine pulchritude. I only visited once, on a rare trip from the East Coast to SoCal. Lopaw met me there on a weekday afternoon for some excellent conversation (what a fun, funny and gracious gal), but frequently she and I were *both* stopped literally in mid-sentence in reaction to the drop-dead gorgeous women ambling by, one after the other. Muddy didn't mention this, but the girls here are *always* fully nude, even when they're not dancing -- they get paid more by management to do that. In terms of dances, it's a pricey place, and more mileage is available elsewhere for less, but the eye candy here is hard to beat.

kindofaloser, I agree that this is a pretty good first review -- you're a good writer, you used paragraphs (OMG, thank you for that), and your observations as a strip club newbie were genuine-sounding and interesting to read. You've been given some excellent advice here about which details matter and why (Papi Chulo is a Master Reviewer), and with experience, both in clubs and as a reviewer, you will improve. Please go out and club some more and submit additional reviews!

"Club ad" says the guy who has not posted a single review in the five years he's been on TUSCL?? bfc1978, pay him no mind. This was a decent review. Thanks for submitting it.

Tahoecruz, I do monitor the TJ discussion group. Unfortunately, I am currently stuck on the East Coast without a plan to return to TJ. Desire yes, plan no. At least not yet! :-) Devl_dawgg, have fun!

^^^ About the same -- she was a lot of fun.

It's been a year since I was there, but it sounds like Oasis to me. I'm not calling *anyone* a liar here (I know doctorevil and bubba267, and they're both upstanding TUSCL contributors), but the last time I was at Oasis I definitely remember seeing girls on their phones as well as a low stage like Dillon_Doll described. (Nice write-up, Dillon_Doll, and welcome to TUSCL.)

Excellent review, QrickQ. I have never been to this club, but if I ever go I'll have a pretty good idea of what to expect -- which is exactly what I want from a review.

Yes, a great review. I went to this place with GoVikings earlier this year and felt it was an OK club with fairly attractive and friendly girls. However, I was struck by the futility of charging $40 for dances, which it seemed nobody ever buys there -- they only get dances during the 2 for $40, once an hour. After that, it's just like a regular bar with people sitting around for an hour, and maybe someone dancing on stage. This seems so stupid to me. As near as I can tell, every other club in the area charges $30 per dance (which I think is kind of pricey, considering the relatively low mileage, but that's just $10-UHM-Follies-spoiled me). It seemed obvious to me that if the only time people will pay $40 for dances here is when they can get two, they could lower the price to the area-normal $30, people might get dances a lot more frequently, and everyone -- the girls and the club -- would make more money. SMH

Very nice write-up. The best part of your visit may have been that you didn't have to use the bathroom. :-)

BudWeedGuy, if I'm reading your post correctly, it sounds like this will be your first trip to Hong Kong in Tijuana. I see that all your reviews are for Detroit area clubs, and you and the wife sound like experienced clubbers at high mileage places, but OMG, just wait! HKTJ will rock your world. While bisexuality among women is, I think, fairly well accepted in the U.S., you may find things a bit less that way in Tijuana. Doesn't mean you won't find some bar girls who are willing -- I've gone arriba with two bar girls at once several times in TJ -- but, I think culturally, in Mexico, women are not as open to it as they might be here. Though it's just in my limited experience doing threesomes in TJ, I have yet to find two bar girls there who are willing to go down on each other (to my slight disappointment). If that's one of the things you or your wife are looking for, don't be afraid to ask up front. Everything's legal there, and nothing will shock them. If you don't speak Spanish, my recommendation is to use an app like Google Translate before you go upstairs to make sure you're going to get what you want. Have a happy Halloween, and we look forward to reading your review of the trip.

Depends on what you're looking for (which the OP didn't state). If you're looking for full nude stage dancing, Southside Johnny's in Greensboro NC is your only choice (in either state, I think). It's a mid-tier club at best, with dancers barely above average, but the mileage is very high in the lap dance room. The private rooms have no cameras, and anything is available in there. Like Treasure Club, they have a limo ride option (with no expected $20 tip to the driver) where anything is available. The TC is a *much* nicer club, but other than in the limo, the mileage is lower and the rooms are monitored by the staff (as I found out from personal experience and disappointment). If you're not interested in extras, there are plenty of other choices in NC. Shadowcat, see you tomorrow.

Southside Johnny's in Greensboro is fully nude. To my knowledge, it's the only club in NC that is. It's BYOB; all they sell is soft drinks.

OK, I let Founder know.

Excellent review -- I have never been there, but now I feel like I have. Thanks for all the details -- and for saving me the trip to find them out for myself.

Yes, a couple of times in college I was approached by girls I didn't think were that cute and turned them down. What I failed to realize then, and have been kicking myself ever since, is that they had really nice bodies and, if they were horny enough to come on to me like that, they could've rocked my world sexually. I have few regrets in life, but looking back on situations like that, I know I should have gone for it.