A small San Jose Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of her species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Lloyd, a part-time nerd intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Lloyd, like most nerds, had little sense, but believed that he possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Lloyd was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $100?
Lloyd showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, lloyd announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I want front room GFE with the gorilla."
"Second, you must never tell my mom about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
Lloyd stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the hundred bucks."
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Yeah it's a repost but the creep does nothing except repost and constantly bump his own threads so turn about is fair play.
Yes, I know it is a repost, more of your useless drivel.
SJG
@TheeOSU regarding SJG everything is a repost even his insults. LOL I liked your joke the first time and it’s still funny.
Lloyd says he's fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex. For instance, "I’m tired." "I’m washing my hair." "I’ve got a headache." "I'm your sister."
Hey guys, sorry if your women aren't DFK worthy. That's sad.
SJG
Hey creep. Sorry that your ex wife knew that you weren't DFK worthy. Lol
You guys go to strip clubs, and why? To see women whom you would not actually be very intimate with.
That is sad.
SJG
Yeah, I read it previously, but I still laughed, and probably will the next time I read it too.
What's REALLY SAD is a creep that has posted multiple posts on a "strip club review" forum over the past 4 years and has never reviewed a strip club because he's never been in a strip club. SAD
Lol
san_jose_guy "Thanks again to Founder for re-opening our old threads."
Thanks Founder!
TheeOSU, seeking oblivion by sucking on 12 gauge muzzles.
SJG
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It's true L1oyd, I'm sorry to say that I have never experienced GorillaFriendExperience. Perhaps some time you can post about it and enlighten us as you have with your other worldly views?
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