Are my testicles black?

A young student nurse enters a hospital room to check on a male patient.

“Nurse,”‘ he speaks uneasily from behind his oxygen mask mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse responds, “I don’t know, Sir.”

He tries to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look normal.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you so much. That was great. Now listen very, very closely:

Are – my – test – results – back?”