Comments by pensionking (page 30)

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Did I do the right thing?
    Clearly you were right to cancel, JS. This was going nowhere fast. Extras with anyone even slightly less than eager to participate always seems to result in disappointment. I only want to party with the ones that are eager and seem horny, bordering on nympho. Otherwise, best case, you get a rushed, mechanical service leaving you disappointed, if not pissed at yourself. Great call!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Topless Prophet On Line
    My favorite was the "accountant" he took on a "blind first date" that wound up stripping at a club. Yeah, right. Bisexual accountant willing to strip on a blind date. Sure. And I am a fucking Supreme Court Justice.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Rahul_Bose
    California
    Best mileage nude clubs in SFO??
    New Century used to be my go-to place in SF. Got every extra I could have wanted at reasonable rates behind the stage and upstairs BEFORE the more recent changes. Now, I won't even go in there as it is a ROB joint. MBOT is way expensive, but watching two women simultaneously play with a double dildo within arms length in the Green Door room was an erotic memorable experience I am glad to have had. I agree with Subraman -- go during the day, avoid the night cover and hustle. Act like you've been there before. With game, you can get plenty of extras from $200 to a high of $500. Anything over $500 and you've been tagged as a sucker tourist. For me, MBOT is more of a bucket list type of place once a year -- not a place I would go regularly -- can't afford it.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Topless Prophet On Line
    The guy strikes me as a self-promoting tool. His pimpmaster general strikes me as a douche, too. I enjoyed watching the hot babes make out with each other, though.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Rahul_Bose
    California
    Best mileage nude clubs in SFO??
    I don't know if there is any "value" in SFO. There are really good times, but you'll pay. The Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre needs to be on your bucket list. Arrive early for reduced covered charge. Bring $300 or more and partake in all the rooms. They are unlike anywhere you have ever been. Live lesbian shows? Strippers using dildoes from a distance of 2 feet? http://ofarrell.com/
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    What Would Happen If McDonald's Went Out Of Business?
    I am a MCD stockholder and I am appalled at their constant attempts to pander to those demanding "healthier" choices. I am so sick of the MCD bashing by the health police! Fuck that fucking noise! It is a fucking hamburger and fucking fries. It is not supposed to represent 14 of your 21 meals each week. It is a diversion. Stop trying to make MCD into something it is not. Just make sure it is fucking delicious and leave it at that. I never went to MCD for health food. I went there because I wanted a hit of unhealthy, fucking delicious, universally consistent, fast food. Anywhere in the country you can count on MCD being identical to what is in your home town. Today, they're ruined MCD to the point that it is tasteless and STILL unhealthy. If MCD went away, there are any number of chains poised to take their place -- 5 Guys, Umami, Portillo's, In-N-Out, Shake Shack, et al. Wanna make it as a business? Make it tasty first, last and foremost!!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How did you start strip clubbing?
    6 Steps 1. Went to bachelor party for friend. Was massively depressed by sad looking old PLs staring at dancers. Stayed away for 15 years. 2. Got married 3. Had kids 4. Had no sex for better portion of decade 5. Went to SC on business trip near hotel on a whim 6. Got immediate boner. Then LDK. Been happily partaking ever since.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Breadwinner
    That's awesome Tdice! I say that to people all the time . . . It is not what you make, it is what you keep!! Words to live by. By the way, IMO, contributions to IRA or 401(k) counts as part of what you keep. In another sense, all money is spent. Some is well spent, some is poorly spent. Even savings left for one's heirs is spent in the sense that a portion may be taxed upon death and a portion is willed to one's heirs (where it eventually gets spent again). The REAL key is to minimize the money poorly spent, however you choose to define the term "poorly".
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Regrets
    I have no Ragrets (That's my credo . . . You know what I'm sayin'?) -- Scotty P. Actually, truth be told, I have two and I so regret them I can't bring myself to discuss them here.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    At what age did you get "old"?
    Some years ago, I used to awake every morning with a stiff cock. My buddy -- the EMHO. Now when I awake, every other part of my body EXCEPT my cock is stiff.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Breadwinner
    I have to admit, geography matters a lot. My property taxes are $15K/yr. I live in a nice home, but even the shittiest of shithole homes in my town cost $200,000-$250,000. I have 2 kids in college averaging $40K/yr. all in with a third one 2 years away. My state income taxes are 5%. Sales tax is 9%. Plus my wife and daughter are divas. If I moved, had no dependants and cut back, I could make $100K work. Now -- no chance. BJ $120, FS $200. Maybe I should relocate to TJ. LOL
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Breadwinner
    Good point Rockstar, sometimes I wonder if a divorce might feel like a pay raise!! Today, I am sure I get far less than 1/2 what I earn for myself and my "hobbies"!!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Breadwinner
    I'd say $250,000 is the new $100,000. Once upon a time, 6 figures meant something. Today, 6 figures means everybody gets to eat. Not much more. Today, I'd say $250,000 is enough to run most people's cups over. To put it another way, way back in the day, my starting salary after college exceeded my 4 years tuition COMBINED. Today, a college graduate's starting salary equals 1 to 1.5 years of tuition (with a few exceptions).. Anticipate 20 years of depressed housing values as the next generation of wage earners will NOT be able to afford what we are going to want to sell. A million dollars is NOT a million dollars. Millionaire's (in other words, those with $1 M net worth) will soon be defined as middle class, if they aren't already. Inflation is a mother fucker.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    At what age did you get "old"?
    I felt old when the last of my two parents passed away. At that time, it hits you that the buck stops with you and that there is no one there to bail you out. EVER. You're truly on our own. THAT'S feeling old.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?
    LoL Yup. Open your legs and shut your mouths, feminist bitches. The country was happier in the 50s when you knew your place. (That sounded awful)
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    No further discussion
    I wonder if our grandfathers had the same conversations about Babe Ruth vs. Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, et al. This is why sports is awesome and enduring -- we get to have these discussions!!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Tuscl Meetup
    Detroit!! Before the coppers ruin it.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?
    Good point jester. Grant is weak as a choice. Even weaker still is Andrew Jackson on the $20. I'll bet there isn't one kid out of 100 that could tell you anything about Andrew Jackson. Hamilton was a boss!! Come to think of it, FDR was good enough to be elected to 4 terms and is only on a dime. Put FDR on the $20. Leave the $10 bill alone. Put FDR's wife on a dime. Does anyone know whay this idea is being floated around in the first place?? Hey Washington, how about you fix the fucking economy and leave the fucking currency alone!!!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?
    +1 Dr.Phil LOL
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    No further discussion
    In order: Michael, Magic, Larry . . . wide distance . . . then, Kobe, Kareem, Lebron, Oscar, Bill Russell
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?
    I mostly agree with Rockstar. No woman has impacted the USA at a national level deserving of such an honor. The idea is forced and unnatural. Who fucking asked them to change anything??? Fucking meddlers . . . Maybe, maybe Eleanor Roosevelt. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe Sandra Day O'Connor. Still a stretch. A through E -- please no. Let's compare: Hamilton -- Founding Father, creator of National Bank, 1st Secy of Treasury Tubman -- Survived slavery and helped other to escape Rosa Parks -- said NO once on a bus Harriet Stowe -- wrote some books, one on slavery Sacagawea -- hung out with white guys looking for land Pocahontas -- hung out with white guys looking for land Seriously?? I would accept MLK before any of the above posers. Shit, I would accept Oprah one day before any of the above. Anybody else gets a postage stamp, at best. Please, not currency that I have to carry around and look at every day.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Retired
    Life expectancy of someone born today is 79.5. Life expectancy of someone already age 65 today is more like 85. That's just an average. Also, an average 8% return at age 65 is unlikely, unless investing in asset classes requiring higher risk tolerance than would be appropriate at age 65. Anyway, Meat72 stated it well. It is a complex issue that requires more thought than simply "grab it as early as you can". That's all I'm saying . . . Now, back to your regularly scheduled beaver. Two bulls are standing atop a hill, one old and one young. There are a herd of cows in the valley below. The young bull says, "Hey, let's run down there and fuck one of them cows!" The wise old bull says, "I have a better idea. Let's walk down there and fuck em all."
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    johntv.com busted LDK having sex in his car
    +1 Rockstar This is a 7 year old video series. Still pisses me off today. Fuck off vigilante motherfuckers.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    No further discussion
    Lebron's career stats will be amazing because he skipped college and will have had three more years in the NBA due to it. Jordan stayed in college 3 years and took off 2 years in the middle of his 6-ring run! Lebron is a beast and destined to be in the top 20 of all time. However, Lebron is hatable because he is so often focused on himself and his legacy (just like a certain current President). One shouldn't be thinking about one's legacy while one is BUILDING one's legacy. Think about it -- lots of players have amassed amazing stats and never won anything. That doesn't make them MVP or "best of all time." In fact, consider the list of HOFs denied a ring AT ALL during the Jordan era: Malone, Stockton, Ewing, Barkley, Reggie Miller, Dominique Wilkins, Tim Hardaway and Shawn Kemp, just to name a few. Lebron enjoys competing in a much softer league today. Just watch any one of several 30 for 30 ESPN specials from the 80's or 90's. Let's see Lebron attack the rim when any number of enforcers are waiting in the lane to take off his head (Ewing, Mason, Oakley, Malone, Laimbeer, etc.). Every night. No ejection. No flagrant 1. Just a "good hard playoff foul." Players back then were APPLAUDED on air for "protecting the rim" in this manner. Injuries? I call bullshit. Golden State should have won in 5. Actually, if we want to talk about injuries, I think a healthy Chicago Bulls team beats the Cavs in the playoffs THIS YEAR. Bottom line, Lebron's offensive efficiency is only above average. Too many turnovers and missed shots. His defensive prowess is at best inconsistent and, at times, suspect. Destined to be one of the greatest -- ok. Greatest of all time? Have a seat. Michael Jordan, your table is (still) ready!! 6 for 6 > 2 for 6. And Michael didn't do it by taking a pay cut and surrounding himself with all-stars/future Hall-of-Famers. Prediction: Tiger Woods will win another Major before Lebron wins another Championship. OK -- That was going too far. LOL Seriously, neither will win again. BOOM, That just happened!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Retired
    +1 Meat 72 Minnow -- I'm a pension actuary and I'm just trying to help, that's who I am. Clearly, one size doesn't fit all. Actuarial equivance in SS late retirement increases would be around 4% Getting an 8% per year increase for delaying benefit commencement is a bonus!! Obviously, alternatively, if you're in declining health, take a reduced SS early, find a "10" stripper for extras and spoil the shit out of her. Given the expectation of a normal or, better yet, above-average life expectancy, like Meat72 says, I advise waiting until later. The government typically wins when the average Joe takes a reduced SS pension early. That's why they don't advertise (and why I tell anyone who wants to listen) about taking an INCREASED benefit by starting late. Then again, it is your money -- you know what they say about a fool and his money . . .