Reviews

Saturday Dec. 8 was a little light all over the Block, with only a fraction of the dancers typically available up and down the entire street. I noticed two things about Club Harem that…

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there.

I noticed…

OK, let's talk about Jewel Box for a minute. I started off upstairs, just in case hell had frozen over and there was worthwhile action up there. I might have known better; at…

You ever hear the phrase, "Never let 'em see you sweat"? Suffice to say, all Rob did tonight was let us see him sweat. Allow me to elaborate...

I walked in at 9:30. Normally, Rob's ladies…

Here's my strategy: arrive at 6:50 pm, pay six bucks, eat comped dinner, and let the daytime dumpies finish their shift. No sooner have you finished supper than the Friday night lights dancers show up.…

Once upon a time, where Rob went, jizz also followed. You could always rely on that man skank for some quality Block Tang, even when other places were bereft at best.

It brings me great shame…

Look, I'm sorry. I really am. But I keep hoping that one day this place will be full of sexy sluts and we can all have a grand old time. But it just isn't meant…

Look, this is the hottest selection of Charm City Tang. You can either come here for the low mileage and hot looks, or go elsewhere on the Block for low looks and high high…

I used to like this place because they had a chesty as hell bartender who overcame their piss poor dancers. AND she fucked. Now, they have a less hot bartender who doesn't fuck,…

I walked in and was surrounded by locals and staff. By staff, I do not mean dancers. They had to scream KELLY!!!! CUSTOMER!!!! I'll grant that it was pre-9pm, but only…

I rolled in at 6 pm, and paid just a 6 dollar cover. On one hand, you're not gonna get their hottest dancers at this time; think 6's with a couple 8's thrown in.…

I'm from this town originally, and back in my day we went across the border. But in days of yore, they didn't want a license a passport your first born and a pot of…