My Rob Has Forsaken Me

Once upon a time, where Rob went, jizz also followed. You could always rely on that man skank for some quality Block Tang, even when other places were bereft at best.

It brings me great shame indeed to inform you that even The Mighty Rob is delivering the Seven Dwarves of stripping: Frumpy, Dumpy, Grumpy, and Stumpy, plus their sisters Fatty, Pear Shaped, and CokeBomb.

When even Rob can't produce, what are we left with? Nothing? Shame? Nothing but shame?