New Staff Upstairs

Remember Scarfneck McThroatCancer? The elderly woman who talked out of her voice box? Nothing against her...perfectly sweet lady. A fine bartender and a kind human being. But that said, I can't think of anything less sexy at a strip club. It was time to move on from her. And good news: they have.

Please don't think I'm suggesting that there's some kind of glorious renaissance in the Jewel Box penthouse level. Far from it. But they did get a young, reasonably cute chick to tend bar up there, and the overall scene is a little less...former Marlboro model suing the state because she didn't know cigarettes were harmful. It's at least slightly erotic now. This chick gives off a vibe of, "I'm young, I'm cute, I've got big tits, and I'm here to get you liquored up." Right on!

So even if this isn't some ideal destination for your VIP dollars, it's no longer the "un-strip club" that it used to be, thanks to eliminating the almost anti-sexy vibe this place used to have. You may want to swing by if you're headed Block-ward anyway.