A so-so time on a Saturday night

I took an Uber here from Center City, never really having hung out in this part of Philadelphia (I'm there from out of town twice a year). The first thing I noticed upon walking in was, there is too much bar for my taste. The bar is literally like 75% of the main floor, and it can be super hard to walk around and navigate the place. Compare that to, say, Delilah's, and this pace just feels so much more cramped.

I saw semi-decent talent for the most part, but not as impressive as I'd hoped for a Saturday night around midnight. An older dancer named Sherry (I'm sure my spelling is questionable, but you get the idea) approached me. Tall, blonde, enhanced funbags. Offered a test drive for $20. I took it, and she did some moderate stick shifting and allowed/encouraged squeezing of the titties.

She asked if I wanted to go to the champagne room, and I thought, eh, what the hell. Let's see what it's all about in this club. Privacy is minimal by VIP standards, in my experience, with a semi-sheer curtain shielding you from other patrons and dancers.