Reviews

So there is a blonde with a decent body and great tits who is either retarded or convincingly presents as a retard. Am I hoping it's full wee tahd? Yes. Yes I…

I walked in, and was welcomed by two pear shaped piggos. And then who walked up? That one lady who looks like Meg Ryan 700 years from now. Not only is she…

I walked in. A dancer asked me to buy her a beer, then didn't speak to me but occasionally blew smoke in my face. The bartender would NOT give out the Wi-Fi password,…

I am writing live from Delilah's on Saturday afternoon around 2 pm. There ARE very few dancers, which I expected given the time of day. That said, I figured that if I'm gonna…

Look, I kinda surprised them with a Wednesday visit. I realize that a review of my Block trips shows Saturday prime time action. But I got sent here as part of a conference.…

So, there is one--and I mean one--of Rob's old hot ladies here. And guess what? She won't fuck. The only ones who retire to the back room are pear shaed or disease-addled.…

Alright look...I got a hold of one of the dancers and asked her what's up. She told me to buy a $25 lap dance and she'd tell me. When we were in the…

Long story short: Rob is here now. Long story long: his mystique, or whatever it was, has vanished. He no longer commands a Harem of Skanks. He conducts himself as The Stripper's…

So, I'm in B-more, having traveled from DC and won like 500 bucks at Horseshoe Casino. It's maybe 5 pm, and I'm thinkin', maybe I can pussy up before the crowds get too heavy…

So, I'm in B-more, having traveled from DC and won like 500 bucks at Horseshoe Casino. It's maybe 5 pm, and I'm thinkin', maybe I can pussy up before the crowds get too heavy…

I was 4 grand to the good thanks to a royal flush, and was willing to part with a chunk of it for the right experience. I hit up Sapphire, paid my 50 bucks,…

Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news is, for the third consecutive visit, I observed new talent. Also, said new talent is down for a full menu plus desset, if…