Reviews by Alimony

Once more unto the breach at Club Pussycat, dear friends, and the scenario was, well...the usual. Some oldies and dumpies complimented by 6's and 7's. I chose not to go upstairs this particular…

I enjoyed this visit a great deal more than my last one. For one, the dancers seemed less rehearsed and scripted than the last time, when they were almost corporate drones (hot corporate drones,…

I had a little trouble finding the entrance to the joint, actually, and it felt a touch weird to me that it was so close to Penn; like, there's someone studying quantum physics, and here…

If a strip club could be a corporation, and every employee was precisely on-point with every word that came out of their mouth, that strip club would be Delilah's. Spontaneity only *seems* like the…

This was my worst visit to CP so far, out of maybe 8 or 10 trips there. I figured for sure on a Saturday night, they'd put their best foot forward, but no.…

Hey, bro! Have you always wanted to fuck an offensive lineman? Maybe a retired version of Anthony Munoz? Because that's what's surrounding me at present here at the Red Room. Saturday night?…

For whatever reason, I'm a Club Pussycat devotee. However, I've become less impressed with CP over time, both in quantity and quality of dancers, so I ducked into the Red Room next door because,…

I didn't blow as much money as I thought at year's end, so I chose to hit up the CP on Saturday, Jan. 2. I thought maybe the girls would be back in full…

I'm from Western New York, and I flew back home over the holidays to deal with provincial relatives and people who haven't become more sophisticated since high school. Anyhoo, I needed a place that…

Although wary of the "new" OG, if you will, I decided to stop in just because I have a soft spot in my cold, dark heart for the place. I remember the old days,…

Look, I've lived in the District of Columbia for 13 years. And I know better than to spend any serious money in any of our clubs, no matter the reputation or ambiance or dancer…

I popped my head in on a Friday night around 1 am. Why? I dunno. I was drunk, had a little profit from the casino...whatever. Anyway, I was there. I sometimes stop…

I think this place's problem is that they have trouble enticing new dancers to come on board. Every time I see a new one, the next visit there's no sign of here even at…

I understand the conclusions drawn by those reviewers who think CP has gone downhill. The truth is, you really need to hit this spot on either Friday or Saturday, 9 pm or later.…

I wandered into this place on a Friday around 2 pm, basically for lack of anything better to do on a vacation day when I wasn't meeting friends until 5:00 or so. There were…

Well, I didn't find out until after I'd entered that showing a hotel room key gets you free admission, rather than the $20 cover. The manager comped me a drink to somewhat make up…

I stopped by this place because I was staying in downtown Milwaukee and didn't want to rent a car; a cheap Uber ride got me over to this place. PLEASE NOTE: It is now…

Another roll into nasty ol' Daddy-o's. Let's be honest; I come here when I'm in town and I want to see something genuinely raunchy, not a pretty 23 year old who might graze your…

Another roll into the CP. My first point is, don't even bother going here until after 8 pm at the earliest. That's when a shift change occurs, and (a) there will be more…

This was an OK visit to CP, I guess, but it was the worst of the 6-7 times I've been there. Considering that it was Friday around 9:30 pm, I was disappointed by how…

I was granted free VIP access because there weren't many dancers around. Granted, I was a tad on the early side (a half hour after they opened), but it was really sparse for both…

It may not be fair to review this place following a visit at 4 pm the day after Xmas, but I still walked away with some negative impressions. First of all, virtually no one…

The dancers here are really friendly. Two of them came over to me and let my hands wander on both, and both of their hands explored me as well. All this for just…

This was your basic visit to Big Daddy's. The lack of cover is offset by beers that are overpriced, especially as compared to the rest of Bourbon St., where Miller Lites can be had…

It's the usual DC strip club scene here. That is to say, the laws are so tight that you literally can't get any value for your money. It's basically look at topless women…