Reviews

So, you might want to be cognizant of this update. You know how that guy Rob was responsible for the alleged return of the alleged hotties? Well, I'm present here on Saturday…

I think I got roughly what I bargained for with this club. I live on the east coast and had to be in PHX for a conference, and had one final night in town…

The idea seems cool, but it's not that well executed. I walked in, paid cover (also good next door), and stepped inside. Only a handful of customers and maybe 4 or 5 dancers…

I wound up with free cover because I'd already paid it at Hoops, the place next door. I checked my coat and went into the main room.

At that point, a semi-cute blonde rushed right…

I was in the vicinity of the Block post-happy hour, and I thought, "Hey, maybe I can sneak in a quick visit before it gets too crowded." So I walked in and instantly regretted…

I've traveled to Philly before and tried this place out, with mixed results, so I decided to give it another whirl. One thing I like about this joint is how roomy and spacious it…

You'll never believe this, but there are actually a few new hands on deck at the ol' CP. Now, don't get me wrong here...it's not exactly a revelation, like some kind of "holy shit!"…

This was an odd and discomfiting visit to the CP. I walked in, and the dumpy array of Saturday evening fatties essentially ignored me. When I sat down, George, who I've known for…

I left my old job on a Friday, got my five months of severance and unused vacation time, and was starting a new gig on a Monday. During the weekend in between, it's safe…

I was wandering around Bourbon Street, thinking about hitting up some strip clubs late at night. I popped my head into Stiletto's because I hadn't been there before. I was told no cover,…

I understand that if I choose to arrive on a Friday afternoon at 2 pm, there won't necessarily be a ton of sexy lay-days walking the floor/stage. I get that. But this was…

If it's possible for a place to be even more barren than my soul, that place would be the Jewel Box. I walked in downstairs, and there were two girls...a 4 dancing, and a…