Reviews by Alimony

CP was a little better than the last time I visited, in the sense that there were (a) more dancers, and (b) younger dancers. There was one named Danielle who was genuinely hot, and…

Considering that I was here in the dead post-lunch/pre-happy hour time slot, Savannah's was pretty solid. The dancers were friendly and actually had pretty decent personalities. If I had it to do over,…

This is a solid club, and there are always cute girls working there. But you have two choices: go when there's no cover, and live with there being only one or two dancers on…

I wish I could say more, but it was (unfortunately) the usual scene in this joint. Anything before about midnight is just plain too early: you get oodles of ugly disinterested girls. If…

This was my fourth trip to CP. Because I'd been in Atlantic City the night before and was ahead by about $400, I decided to go ahead and donate those winnings to a (reasonably)…

This club is a little bit more of an ordeal than many others. You either GET to bring your own beer, or you HAVE to bring your own beer if that's what you want…

I had been here once about four years ago when I was in Florida for baseball spring training. When I had occasion to be in Cocoa anyway to visit a friend, I thought, you…

I won a bunch of money and, in my drunken stupor, thought it'd be sweet to rain some C-notes on the lovely ladies of the OG. It was Saturday at around 6 am.…

This was my third trip to CP. It was roughly the same as the others. Walk in, sit down at the bar, have a girl who rates between a 4 and a 7…

Loo, DC sucks for strip clubs. The rules are about as stringent as anywhere I've been, and it's just not much of a scene. You can basically show up here, like other clubs…

Granted, I was there on a holiday, but there was still a minimum of enthusiasm and professionalism. One dancer was wasted beyond belief around 4:30 pm, and kept telling me how much she wanted…