Reviews

If it's possible for a place to be even more barren than my soul, that place would be the Jewel Box. I walked in downstairs, and there were two girls...a 4 dancing, and a…

Look, I'm not sure who this Rob character is, and I'm not sure why so many girls come and go as he does. But if the rumors are true and Rob has indeed returned,…

Once more unto the breach at Club Pussycat, dear friends, and the scenario was, well...the usual. Some oldies and dumpies complimented by 6's and 7's. I chose not to go upstairs this particular…

I enjoyed this visit a great deal more than my last one. For one, the dancers seemed less rehearsed and scripted than the last time, when they were almost corporate drones (hot corporate drones,…

I had a little trouble finding the entrance to the joint, actually, and it felt a touch weird to me that it was so close to Penn; like, there's someone studying quantum physics, and here…

If a strip club could be a corporation, and every employee was precisely on-point with every word that came out of their mouth, that strip club would be Delilah's. Spontaneity only *seems* like the…

This was my worst visit to CP so far, out of maybe 8 or 10 trips there. I figured for sure on a Saturday night, they'd put their best foot forward, but no.…

Hey, bro! Have you always wanted to fuck an offensive lineman? Maybe a retired version of Anthony Munoz? Because that's what's surrounding me at present here at the Red Room. Saturday night?…

For whatever reason, I'm a Club Pussycat devotee. However, I've become less impressed with CP over time, both in quantity and quality of dancers, so I ducked into the Red Room next door because,…

I didn't blow as much money as I thought at year's end, so I chose to hit up the CP on Saturday, Jan. 2. I thought maybe the girls would be back in full…

I'm from Western New York, and I flew back home over the holidays to deal with provincial relatives and people who haven't become more sophisticated since high school. Anyhoo, I needed a place that…

Although wary of the "new" OG, if you will, I decided to stop in just because I have a soft spot in my cold, dark heart for the place. I remember the old days,…