Pigs who promise what you don't want them to deliver

This place is more Boss Hogg than Daisy Duke. Sure, they'll promise the sun the moon and the stars once you step behind the semi sheer drapery. But do you really want that? Bro I went to Marquette and I didn't want these selfsame chicks when they were 19, let alone 37.

Long story short, Milwaukee clubs aren't worth much to begin with. Pear shaped, preggos, flatty fatties...you name it, they got it. I wish it were called Ohio Jay's so you'd know how pear shaped they really are.

I guess I'll stick around in case late night hotties show up... but I'm not holding my breath..