discussion comment
11 years ago
"@sflguy you sound racist by saying you hope this doesn't come off as racist and then saying you have black friends to prove a point."
I guess you missed my joke in that when public figures get accused of racism or being homophobic they always say they have friends who are black or gay.
discussion comment
11 years ago
Go into the club and when she comes up to you make like you have no idea who she is. If you typically sit in the same area sit somewhere else. Don't order your standard drink. Order food or don't whatever is the opposite of standard.
Tell her you hit ur head and can't remember your name or anything about yourself but for some reason this place was calling for you.
Tell her you'd like some dances but you're sorry she is not your type. Your type is whatever is the opposite of her, if she's blonde you prefer brunettes etc.
It's just so crazy it just might work!
P.S. If this idea fails I'm thinking identical twin as option #2.
discussion comment
11 years ago
10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number
Violated sometimes in the past.
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
Never have.
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
More times than not do not. I go a lot when I drink I don't want to pay him more than the strippers.
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
I don't not why I go to SC.
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
Why bother.
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
They make money off their naked bodies. Sorry become a doctor or lawyer.
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
I don't do pvt room.
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
Only by my lonesome.
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
More like lust.
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
Sorry been there done that. Consider it a compliment.
discussion comment
11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I like my porn the same way I like my spaghetti, condom free.
To me condoms are like cheating. I get the reason for having them but I prefer w/o as I believe the vast majority of males do.
I remember years ago some porn boxes would have a condom free seal of approval on the cover.
Wicked and Vivid used to be condom only but Vivid reversed itself and Wicked is the only major porn producer I know of that requires condoms.
The porn companies will just keep moving around, maybe even going to other countries if required. B/c their customers will buy the condomless porn and they don't really have a business choice.
discussion comment
11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
TMZ has the oldest Female Munchkin also dying.
So we all blame u for that! lol
discussion comment
11 years ago
I was gonna say some of them at that place aren't bad looking but those two are the one's there to make the tv show.
discussion comment
11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Every athlete does the same thing when caught, deny deny deny.
It would be so refreshing for one to admit he did it and made many millions more as a result and there is nothing anyone can do about it now.
discussion comment
11 years ago
"Dancers whom promise you the best lap-dance ever and give you an air dance or very little contact."
Or the money back guarantee offer. Has anyone ever taken one up on that? I can't see that going well.
discussion comment
11 years ago
That's funny but with same sex marriage it is now possible to have four grandmothers.
review comment
7 years ago
He's reveiwed Bucks Cabaret & Bucks Wild both in Texas so he probably meant one or the other.
review comment
7 years ago
"They tell you $1000 for 30 minutes, but it's actually 20-30% higher on the bill."
So you were ok paying $1000?
As Papi said this club doesn't have this type of reputation.
As far as being bought they were acquired by the same public company that owns Tootsies and a bunch of other strip clubs in the nation.
review comment
7 years ago
Monday or Tuesday, especially early, will be hit or miss.
review comment
7 years ago
Sound like this review was meant for the recently opened Solid Gold.
This club doesn't have a rooftop bar or pool or anything for that matter.
review comment
7 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Oops I meant Santana used to dance at the Booby Trap.
review comment
7 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
I was also there Wednesday afternoon. But way earlier then you. It was maybe a little more crowded than normal. Not as many girls as when you were there and nothing out of the ordinary going on. Except the bartendars were all in small red dresses instead of their normal wear.
Santana looked so hot. She's the small Spanish bartendar at the main bar who used to dance at Diamond Dolls and sometimes still dances at Cheetahs.
I heard the lap dances at Solid Gold are $30. They already have a uphill battle so I don't see how that will help.
review comment
7 years ago
Regarding having to buy a drink. I assume that applies to ALL clubs regardless of if signs are posted or you're told before you pay admission. No club would bother telling every customer there's a drink min at admission. I've never been told that once at any club at admission.
If you buy one drink you can just milk it the whole time you are there. It's probably nonexistent you will be bothered about a second drink if you get a first. I've left plenty of clubs after only one drink and I've never been chased to buy another drink.
In your case it sounds like the stripper complained and they used the fact you had no drink in front of you against you.
review comment
10 years ago
Weird review. Stage isn't on ur left but inside bar as u pointed out in ur 6/16 review. Dances r $20 plus a drink unless that changed. Never had a 2 for 1 when I've been there.
review comment
8 years ago
Glad you and your husband had such a great time!
This must be an amazing club as it only gets these positive, short reviews.
Reviews by brand new accounts without any other club reviews. If you scroll through the 5 pages of reviews all the positive ones are by people who only have posted 1 review either before their review here or since.
I'm liking that people are taking time out of their busy days to create an account here and to just review this one club.
That tells me a lot!!! <wink wink>
Unfortunately or maybe fortunately for me I don't live near this place. If I did I'd probably be there every day and spend a ton of money.
I just don't understand why there aren't more repeat reviews? Like other outstanding club like Tootsies have reviews by the same people multiple times.
Again thanks for taking the time to create a brand new account and post a "honest review". :)
review comment
8 years ago
I've noticed a few months ago the dancer hottest in the daytime isn't what it used to be either.
review comment
8 years ago
There are 2 pvt rooms right behind the counter when you walk into the lap dance area.
review comment
8 years ago
They do a 3 for $30? I'd guess the strippers might not like that since it's only $10 per lap dance. Not a good deal for the strippers. That assumes no per dance fee paid to club.
Porthole does a 2 for $25 but I think most girls count on tips from extras. The club charges the girls either $5 or $10 during the 2 for 1(I need to find out which).
review comment
8 years ago
The champagne room was that expensive b/c they'd have to be built first!
review comment
8 years ago
Going to ANY stripclub on a Fri or Sat night makes no sense to me.
review comment
8 years ago
Yes. Yes. IDK.
review comment
8 years ago
It's a confusing system b/c the girls will tell the counter guy we are doing a special as we walk back there(I don't think he was at the desk this particular time).
I've even had a girl go tell the guy when I did an additional 2 for $30 that that's what we are doing.
Now if they have to pay $5 per song on unannounced specials there's no reason to tell the counter guy we are doing a special.
I figured this out after I had the talk with the one stripper about if she s/b charged $3.50 or $5.00. If she's charged $5 regardless there's no point in telling the club ur doing a special. Whatever she gets is between me and her.