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Comments by sflguy123 (page 24)

  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Fullon
    clubbing on a budget!!!$!!!
    Taxi service
    "What was not fair, was that the dancers usually would give one dance with there clothes on and the second dance would begin with stripping off their essentials." I find this at most clubs(black or not). I guess the girls figure if you're only getting a single dance it's not worth it to take off their bottom. Sometimes I even have to prompt the girl to take her bottoms off.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    More mileage than a Mack truck
    There's appears no rhyme or reason to when they do the 2 for 1s. I was there Friday afternoon and did one. I was sitting with the same girl and about 15 minutes later they announced another one. I've had girls go to the DJ and ask him to call a 2 for 1 also.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Not seedy enough for me but not a bad club
    I'm surprised there wasn't higher mileage for a club like this which doesn't get a lot of traffic. That's why I keep thinking of stopping by but in the daytime when I go by there are no cars.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Club Pink
    I was at Cheetahs this Thursday afternoon and since nothing got my attention I decided to go to Porthole(or Club Pink to check out if they had cars in the parking lot). First I drove by the new Gold Club(formerly Crazy Horse and Pink Pony) to see if any cars. They had about 6 cars. Then I drove down the side street right before Club Pink and into the back entrance and through their small parking lot. They had exactly 3 cars so I didn't even bother stopping. Porthole was also not that crowded. Didn't get any dances. One dancer interested me but she never got close to me.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Yusuke305
    Chase a check, never chase a bitch
    Crappy service and it's all a hustle.
    That ATM fee probably doesn't include the additional fee your bank is gonna charge you.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Porthole
    I only go duing the daytime and was there yesterday. If it wasn't for the reviews/comments here I wouldn't know there was a single change. There is no noticable change to the dayshift(obviously strippers come and go) and the special was still 2 for $25.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Disappointed with both my visits here.
    I got a 2 for 1 with the French AA. She's one of the sexier ones there but wasn't down for extras besides her hand. It's like 50/50 on VHM or UHM.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Dancer's pov
    This room to the right when you walk would be new. That used to be the dressing room. Last time I was there the back area that used to have a small bar, small stage and 4 lapdance booths was apparently converted into the dressing area. So I guess they basically reversed the two.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Too early for action
    This simple review sums up all three incarnations of this club.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    scam
    Props for a colorful review although I don't neccesarily agree with it. Beer is only $3 so I don't get a water being $6. I guess if you don't want to drink and don't want a $6 water just get a beer and don't drink it.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Club slower than usual
    The third girl you got the dances from sounds like the girl I was with on an early Sat evening: "Then this AA with short blonde hair and a huge fake ass comes over. She's wearing a Carolina Panthers one piece. She has what feels like oil all over her ass and legs so that is annoying. I decide to get a lap dance from her. At this time the club is pretty empty and don't know when another 2 for 1 will be so I just go back there. Her dance was a standard lap dance with slight crotch grapping over my shorts. So I stop her after one song."
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Great club
    Obvious AD
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Good trip to vegas
    Surprised that many girls on a Sunday. This club seems empty on weekend days especially Sunday. According to their latest flier happy hour is until 10pm. The beers are 2 for 1. Free lunch until 5pm, it used to be 7pm. https://www.facebook.com/vegascabaretgentlemenclub/photos/a.722572471131750.1073741825.722565684465762/1038706672851660/?type=3&theater
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    This club gets on my nerves
    When I used to go to stripclubs at night(I hardly do anymore) if there was a guy collecting for parking I'd ask him how much it was to get in. If he claimed he didn't know I'd have him ask as I saw that as BS so he could be sure to get my money.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Mid-tier club - doable dayshift but bit better nightshift
    "The bar by the entrance only had a few patrons but the back bar in the back right corner had most of the stools occupied and the ones not occupied were kinda squished in b/w patrons so it would have been uncomfortable to sit in them" When the entrance was in the front of the club this would be considered the front bar so I now have to reflect on the current layout. During the daytime this is always the most crowded bar. The new bar at the other end(I consider the back) of the club getting the least love but tends to be best for extra loving(on the side by the entrance). "I sat at a lone high-top table by the back bar next to the back stage" I've sat at that table many a time. The tables like what the fuck am I doing here?
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    hamster80
    South Carolina
    Friday afternoon visit
    I think you meant the Cheetah in Hallandale? That one has TWO stages inside 2 bars. The Pompano one has ONE stage inside 1 bar. Girls are more likely to take their bottoms of at Hallandale. Plus there is no hotel across the street from the Pompano one, down the block yes a few truck stop dive hotels.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    11 pm on a sunday
    To confirm there are no VIP rooms here. In other words no private rooms. She was probably referring to the area in the very back of the club that would be roped off but dif not pvt and it would be easier to have sex in the regular lap dance area.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    not too expensive
    "full bar, nude, and full friction/touching lap dances, which is a rare combination" For S FL this is the norm not rare.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Hinomaru Review
    I probably would have skipped the kissing part since it's a BJ place.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Eddyg94
    Florida
    First time
    I'll guess this is an ad.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Interesting place
    I agree this place is to big. I don't enjoy the vibe of it. The prior smaller place was much better.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    From Lexx to Climaxx - still a great club
    Club Pink in Pompano used to be called the Body Shop for a long long time. Motown reviewed that club several times. It probably confuses him like it does me.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Oldyeller
    New Jersey
    An experience like no other
    So she was chalking his pool stick! What about the balls? :)
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Mid-Tier club - not incredibly fantastic but not a bad place either
    If the songs were 3.5 minutes that would be on the long side. I timed them at 2 1/2 or 2 3/4 the last time I was there in the daytime. "maybe the back-part of the first-bar on one's left as one walks into the main-room or the very end of the 3rd-bar in the far-right back corner" That corner you mention is mostly always taken, even during the daytime. I like the first bar, I go on the side by the club entrance wall.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Terrible visit
    You totally got ripped off but still gave it 3 stars for value?