Comments by iknowbetter (page 5)

Don’t know how to follow that. ^ But for everyone in Florida, keep playing those Florida scratch offs! So far, 3 of my 4 kids went to college for free on Florida Bright Futures Scholarships, funded by the Florida Lottery. It’s been described as how people who are bad at math pay for the education of those who are good at math.

A lot of people have employer-provided cell phones. If this applies to you, it’s easy to say that your phone is a company-owned and company-managed device, and “find my friends” is a prohibited app due to potential security issues.

I’ve had strippers in lap dance rooms pull my shirt up, and occasionally completely off to lick my chest and suck on my man nips. I find this to be extremely hot. I also really like skin to skin torso contact. So for me it’s not a waste of time in the lap dance room. However, in VIP, I’d agree that I wouldn’t want her to waste time undressing me and kissing my chest when we could be fucking.

I like tan lines, but I think it’s because it takes me back to my misspent youth, looking at playboy and penthouse magazines in the 70’s and 80’s. Perhaps this is why I also like a nicely trimmed bush vs completely shaved.

Dude looks like Kevin Spacey (another righteous, upstanding citizen)

Is this true? If so, very sad. But I appreciate the Big Chill reference!

I have no idea what this review is talking about, but it sounds like it could be a fascinating Alice in Wonderland - type fantasy. Or maybe just an acid trip.

Accurate, albeit strange review. $150/30 min is just what the club gets. You need to also pay your girl, and that will run you an additional $300 - $500 or more.

I still like wearing a traditional mechanical watch. For some reason I don’t go to my phone to check the time or date, even though it’s always available. Ive become a big fan of Citizen Ecodrives. Reasonably inexpensive, indestructible, and reliable as hell. The only downside is they never need to be replaced, so you never have an excuse to buy a new watch. I also have a vintage ‘69 Rolex Daytona that was given to me when my father in law passed. I’ll wear it on special occasions, but the appraised insurance value makes it more of a liability to wear around on a regular basis.

Just curious - when you say the Cheetah is close to hotels, where are you referring to? Are there any (decent) hotels in pompano, west of 95 and east of the turnpike? Or are you referring to Ft Lauderdale?

This reminds me of the old joke where the stripper says “for $500 I’ll do anything you want”, and you answer, “for $500, bitch paint my house!”

Every time I see Sophia Vergara on TV it makes me want to look up some vintage Esperanza Gomez porn. BTW Jennifer Lopez is also over 50.

Looks great. But typical instagram thirst trap looking to sell you some overpriced homemade content.

Is Camelot still around in DC? Last time I was there was pre-Covid, but back then the DC clubs, Camelot, Archibalds, and Good Guys were all fully nude, but strictly look but don’t touch environments.

I likely can’t identify most of the music played in the clubs I frequent, but I always find it funny when a really popular Spanish song comes on and all the senoritas start singing along loudly to something that I’ve never heard before.

I avoid the black clubs, for no reason other than I’m more comfortable in the mixed and Spanish clubs in south Florida. I’ve never had a bad experience in a black club, but around here they tend to be loud, make it rain - type clubs, full of local hip hop stars and pro athletes (who I wouldn’t recognize), along with their entourages. I’m more comfortable in a more chill environment. However, I find that being white and older has its advantages. Many dancers (of all ethnicities) have told me that they do not like young black men and young Spanish men customers. But they love older white men, especially those with deep pockets.

I agree with Lemmy. I’m no fan of Trump, but these were all “trumped up” BS charges for really insignificant misdemeanor offenses. No DA would ever prosecute an anonymous citizen for these “crimes”. The fact that our political / legal system is able to be weaponized to defeat a political opponent is really scary.

Despite the fact that some of this country’s best guaranteed extras clubs are right here in my own home town, the vast majority of my strip club visits do not involve extras. I prefer going to a strip club in lieu of a traditional bar, especially during football season, when I can watch a game while I enjoy a beer with a Latina hottie on my lap. But is nice to know that extras are always available should the occasion arise (bad pun intended).

I think this is a legit review from a rookie PL who hasn’t yet honed his reviewing skills, but it sure reads like a club ad. What kind of $ were you getting quoted for VIP?

Welcome to the life of a PL. You have a lot to learn. The first is that strippers are never into you, and the two of you do not have any connection. It’s her job to make you feel that way, and the fact that she did means she’s good at her job.

Quality vs quantity is as important as simple ratio. How many of those 35 were you willing to spend $$$ on?

Appx 10 pm. And yes, I felt like I was walking the gauntlet past both bars, where the girls were waiting for the customers and cash to arrive.

Not for me. But we don’t judge. You do you.

To follow up @Dolfan, this weekend is Miami F1. Lots of super-model level talent all over Miami and Miami Beach this week. Not sure if this is bringing temporary traveling talent to the local strip clubs, but like Super Bowl, the girls are here to be hostesses at off site events and parties, and to take care of super wealthy international F1 fans. I expect the Miami clubs like Tootsies will be packed.

Doesn’t sound like my kind of place, but something about servers doing laps is really hot. Maybe because servers and bartenders are often the best looking girls in the club.