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I rarely make it out to Dean’s Gold, but whenever I go there I am impressed with the quality of the talent. Because of this I would consider Dean’s to be one of south Florida’s most underrated strip clubs. This could be because it is a very late club (don’t go there before 10pm), or because it’s off by itself in a random corner of north Miami with an unusually difficult parking lot entry.

My most recent visit was at 10 pm on a Wednesday. I paid $5 to self park, and then a $20 cover. Once inside, there are two bars, two, or possibly three stages, and what appears to be an elevated seating area.

When I arrived, there might have been 3 customers (including me), and probably 20 of the best looking strippers I have ever seen in one place, sitting along both bars, waiting for customers to arrive. There was plenty of available seating, so I took a seat at a table front and center.