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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I recently did something I thought I’d never do. I hired a housekeeper to come in to help me clean. We haven’t established a regular schedule yet but I expect maybe every other week.
Having never done that before, I wasn’t sure where to start. So I went to Angi’s list. When she was leaving - she gave me her number and said call me direct, don’t go thru Angi. Only a TUSCL veteran would immediately think “this reminds me of getting a stripper’s number for OTC”.
She was a Hispanic woman, late 20’s. No where near stripper material, but cute in her own way. And just my type. A little overweight. Round face. Large shapely ass (she wore yoga pants) and large breasts. (Accentuated by her tight T shirt).
She barely spoke English. Without sounding Rickish, all I can think of for my next visits is getting more than cleaning services from her. She probably could use the cash. If we develop a level of comfort with each I’m fantasizing she might suggest something like “is there anything else I can do for you”.
She spoke such poor English, I couldn’t understand - but I think she did ask at one point of I was married.
Having never done that before, I wasn’t sure where to start. So I went to Angi’s list. When she was leaving - she gave me her number and said call me direct, don’t go thru Angi. Only a TUSCL veteran would immediately think “this reminds me of getting a stripper’s number for OTC”.
She was a Hispanic woman, late 20’s. No where near stripper material, but cute in her own way. And just my type. A little overweight. Round face. Large shapely ass (she wore yoga pants) and large breasts. (Accentuated by her tight T shirt).
She barely spoke English. Without sounding Rickish, all I can think of for my next visits is getting more than cleaning services from her. She probably could use the cash. If we develop a level of comfort with each I’m fantasizing she might suggest something like “is there anything else I can do for you”.
She spoke such poor English, I couldn’t understand - but I think she did ask at one point of I was married.
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or better yet if she ever says no solo limpieza
angi's list.....very interesting mongering option. hmmm....
Get your hand stuck in the sink/garbage disposal
Roleplay as my bratty step sister who is a stripper bit mom or dad dont know
Step daughter wants to wear a too small bikini and mom says no but step daddy will bone her
"Fluff my pillows"
Finds porn/sex toys and starts using them
Accidentally spill something on clothes to have excuse to take them off
Walks in in you jerking off and helps
Hears you fucking, listens from the next room, touches herself then wants more when your woman showers after
The whole Casting couch thing.
I may watch too much porn.
I've also had a few strippers see my cleaning lady and either offer to clean themselves or tell me about their friends who clean. I have taken a couple of them up on that, with positive results. The strippers who cleaned actually did a good job, they showed up on time & with their own gear. I think I only did one of the friends who clean, if memory serves she wasn't the greatest at cleaning but she was damn hot.
Good luck.
So she says, the company that does this mostly gets hired after someone in the family dies. A crew go into the house, trash everything that can't be sold, arrange for furniture and kitchen implement donations, put everything viable on E-Bay, leave the place entirely empty, and charge the $80 (usually takes ten days with five people, so that's a neat $4000 for the whole house) and take an additional 40% of any E-Bay sale, and return or keep the items that don't sell, probably to re-sell again in another season. It sounded like a great arrangement to me, my parents are both borderline-hoarders, certainly pack-rats if not actual "buried alive" types, and I'm going to be stuck cleaning up after them when they're gone some day.
My maids are Brazilian and come as a crew. Not attractive but I'm not hiring them in the hopes that it'll turn into a porno.
You clearly have me misjudged, lol.
My housecleaner is one of the most naturally beautiful women I've laid eyes on in a long time, with a body to match, including a perfectly shaped ass that could launch a thousand ships. She also dresses in tight pants that display that ass very nicely. Frankly I can't believe that she's cleaning houses instead of doing something much more lucrative given how incredibly hot she is, but she has been cleaning my house weekly for almost 2 years now.
Yet despite everything about her, I would never dream of propositioning her. I even make great efforts not to stare at her face or ass when she and her crew are here (she's Brazilian and usually the girls that help her cannot speak English). Why? Because around here good reliable housecleaners are much harder to find than OTC strippers and hot ass sugar babies.
Right now I'm a single Dad with a business to run. I need all the help I can get. This girl and her crew (which seems to turn over monthly) do a great job and show up every week. Also this part of Florida is exploding with incoming transplants, so demand for good housecleaners is higher than the supply. I'm not going to do anything to fuck up a very good thing, lol. There are plenty of hot ass girls I can stick my dick in to relieve the cheese on my brain, but only one who scrubs ny house down every week, lol.
But I bend over backwards to give all of them their space when they're cleaning and to treat them respectfully during my brief interactions with them. They're saving my bacon by showing up each week, lol.
My wife asked me one time if I'd ever asked her for more, and my response was "Are you kidding? After how long it took to find one who'd do this for that price? I ain't fucking up a good thing by trying to fuck and maybe pissing her off."
To be fair, she's never even hinted at anything more, even when I've been here alone.
Anyhoo…you should be very careful about anything that would scare her off. I mean really…do you know how hard it is to find a cleaning lady who isn’t taken aback by meeting a lion at the door?
However, I will give you one piece of rickawan guidance: wear a stylin’ suit when she’s around. You can’t go wrong with a stylin’ suit even if you aren’t trying to close a deal. ROAR!!!
I'm not as emphatic about the creepiness factor because I've asked girls I see to do stuff they're not 100% cool with. It's always their choice, but it may be a condition of them ever coming back again. Such is life. Please direct all stone throwing away from my brittle-ass house...
was this really your response? would i be correct to assume your wife has been ok with you getting around or otherwise the response would have been way more different? also just curious how would your wife had reacted if you answered yes?
He later found out the wife had a guy on the side, and she was getting it a lot more than once or twice a month.
So it all worked out fine.
Anyways, the long game is to offer her food and drinks every time she comes over. Water, coffee, tea, even beer. If you are ordering takeout offer to get her some.