Comments by iknowbetter (page 6)

Are you saying that you had your dick out and got to completion in the $25 communal lap dance room? This happens routinely at Cheetah Hallandale, but never Pompano. The room monitors are too aggressive at Pompano, and the girls will always say “we need to go to VIP to do that”

I can only view this through the lens of a parent with two kids currently attending college. Thank god their semesters are over and they are both home for the summer. All I’m thinking is these asshole protestors had better be gone by football season because they’re taking up prime tailgating real estate. Fuck your 1st Amendment. This is the SEC.

If you’re looking to bag a “9”, you probably won’t find it at DD. So I agree with the others - start at BT, then go to Cheetah (where you’ve got the best shot of finding your “9”). Then if you have any time and $ remaining, hit DD last for sloppy 3rds with a chubby senorita. All 3 clubs are within less than a 1 mile radius, so you won’t blow a lot of time moving from one to another.

…and if you’re popping blue pills at 30, you might have a medical condition that you might want to get checked out.

With an 8 hour window you’re going to do either Pompano or Miami - not both. Otherwise you’ll be spending 2 of your 8 hrs on I-95. However, at 30 (and presumably single) you are too young to become a PL. You should be out getting civilian pussy for free instead of having to buy it in a strip club. Leave the paid pussy for us old married guys.

As the originator of this thread, I’m happy to report that my kids have been more concerned about their exam schedules and finishing their end of semester papers and projects, and found all this protest nonsense to be nothing more than an eye roll-worthy distraction. Not to mention, our governor (like him or not) has kept protests to a minimum on Florida campuses.

@Gamma makes a good point. It just occurred to me that most kids in college today were born after 9/11/01. Islamophobia is real for those of us who are old enough to be scared of these people. Jews aren’t flying airplanes into tall buildings in the US.

Thanks for the advice, Rick. To Book Guy, no shame in not knowing how many schools are in the Ivy League. I just realized there are 14 schools in the Big 10.

^sounds like the perfect Friday

Responding to @25 - High end new construction in south Florida is something of an anomaly. Buyers in this market aren’t affected by mortgage rates, and if they are, they know that their home will appreciate at a rate 2X whatever they’re paying in mortgage interest.

Definitely inflation. At that cost you can get better value at Cheetah Pompano.

I turned to look but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now, The child is grown, The dream is gone.

I typically wouldn’t watch a girls college basketball game, but like many others, I watched Iowa’s last 3 tournament games this past week, and found them to be very entertaining and well played. Actually more entertaining than many of the men’s tournament games. Hopefully the girls game can sustain at this level (after the current stars move on to the WNBA), because there is a big drop off in talent after the top 4 or 5 teams.

I wouldn’t try looking for extras in a non-extras club, or in a jurisdiction where extras are prohibited and enforced. The risk and likelihood of ROB is extremely high.

Most girls are trying to get $20 for table dances now, but as far as I know they are still officially $10. So you need to clarify beforehand. Also Pompano is in Southeast Florida, not SWF.

I’m still fascinated by this Agraphia. The writing is exactly as if it had been spoken by someone who has suffered a stroke. Right down to the strange punctuation.

Spot on impersonation. But not my type.

I enjoyed reading your review. Well done, mate! It sounds like you had a good time, but $50 cover for Thursday afternoon is pretty steep. Most South Florida clubs have $0 cover before 7 pm, and then max out at $20.

I wouldn’t necessarily relate door vultures to ROBs, but I generally want to look around a bit before hooking up with a dancer. Occasionally this backfires on me when I realize the first girl who immediately approached is the hottest one there, but this is usually not the case. It is more common that I see the girl I want when I’m on my way out of the club.

Possibly a club ad, but not entirely inaccurate. However some more specific intel would help to validate.

Port a potties? Really? Sounds disgusting. Where does the troll set up?

I agree with Jimmy. Typically girls at Hallandale trend thicker (while I’m looking for spinners). Perhaps you were too early.

Some things are better left as a fantasy. I have been duped into the 2 girl VIP on a few occasions, and it is always disappointing and a waste of money.

You definitely had a blast. It seems that $100 plus the number of songs has been pretty well established as the going rate for the Hallandale hand massage. Although a few will still accept the cost of the dances - but you need to discuss this in advance.