Comments by iknowbetter

That’s their MO. I’ve gotten the same routine from this pair on more than one occasion. It’s very annoying. The last time when I picked the younger, cuter girl for a dance and the older, less cute one joined in, I stood up and walked out of the dance room. For me, the 2 girl dance is never epic, and not worth paying twice the cost, and then some.

Yes. And I now have the hearing loss to show for decades of too-loud music. I wonder what the long term effects of today’s ear pod-wearing generation will be?

At Cheetah Hallandale I recently saw a fully nude dancer run out of the lap dance room to the bar and grab a stack of napkins. On her way back to the room she began wiping the LDK off her tits.

Haven’t seen her, but I think I recognize the location. IG and OF girls filming content has become fairly common down here in the Free State of Florida.

I have somewhat limited experience with OTC, but here in Miami, $500 will get you about the hottest stripper in the club. But I don’t need 4 hours. After about an hour to an hour and a half and we’re done fucking, she suddenly doesn’t look that great and is starting to annoy me. $2K is too much for OTC, unless it’s a recognizable porn star or IG/OF influencer, and then you’re paying for the celebrity factor.

The hottest girls upstairs at Tootsies after midnight on Saturday do not need to negotiate. There are no shortage of high rollers willing and able to pay their high prices. If you’re there on a week day in the afternoon, you can usually negotiate a more reasonable rate, but it will still be higher than the pompano clubs. It sounds like OP is happy with what he got and what he paid, so that’s a win - win.

Were the DO dances nude or topless? Many of the girls at Ch Hallandale go fully nude in their $25 dance room - which usually makes for a really good $25 dance. I once had a nude DO dance in this $25 room that became an “accidental” unprotected FS. She was giving me a nude DO grind, when it accidentally slipped in, and she just went with it.

Correct. Floridaman priorities!

For a time in the 90s and early 2000s you could book a “fishing” charter in Key Largo with a particular charter boat captain who would bring along a couple of off duty Miami strippers who would hang out on the boat topless or in skimpy bikinis, working for tips. If the fish weren’t biting you could go below deck to fuck.

Come to think of it, I hate my clients most of the time too. Or if not, I don’t mind venting and complaining about them from time to time. Good thing there’s not a Reddit forum for me to bitch to. I don’t follow the stripper reddits, but if I did I wouldn’t read too much into it.

You’re her age. She probably liked dancing for you more than her typical old fat sweaty customers. But in the end, she got paid and you felt special. That’s a win win. Next time, see how receptive she is to FRMOS (front room make out session).

I’m all for secure borders, but there needs to be a secret portal for strippers and sex workers.

Please don’t deport our immigrant strippers! At least not the hot ones.

How does this place make money? I’ve often wondered this myself. All I can come up with is it could be a money laundering front.

This club sucks anyway. You’re better off spending your money elsewhere.

Back and ass sweat is the least of your worries of what you’re sitting in. I try not to think about how disgusting those vinyl seats and the floor of the booths are. If I do, it totally grosses me out and becomes an instant buzzkill.

Does student loan forgiveness apply to white kids from affluent families attending elite private schools? If so, how do I sign up?

Converting an ITC relationship is a long shot, but considering how you feel about this girl, might be worth taking the chance. I’ve you were to ask her something along the lines of “would you ever want to meet up with me outside the club?” You will get your answer. She will respond with one of 3 likely answers 1) “sorry, I don’t do that”, 2) she’ll quote you her rates, or 3) “like on a real date?” Followed by “sorry, I don’t date customers”, or “I really like you but I have a boyfriend, or SO. Highly unlikely, but she might say “sure, that sounds like fun”. Then you’ll be faced with the challenge of setting up a time, place, etc. with someone who’s probably highly uncommittal and unreliable. Be prepared for rejection and heartbreak anywhere along this scenario, but think of it as if you’re playing with house money since the worst case scenario is the status quo, which is something you like. Only once in my life have I tried to convert an ITC relationship to a civilian relationship. I asked my ATF out and she said yes. We met for lunch since her civilian job was close to my office. But despite her hotness and the perceived passion of our ITC relationship, we really didn’t vibe in the real world. She was kind of dumb and not interesting sitting there in civilian clothes when I wasn’t grabbing her tits or sticking my tongue down her throat. I’m sure she thought the same of me. This was also the end of our ITC romance. So be prepared for this as well.

$1,400 plus tip is a lot to spend. what exactly is a double VIP? Two girls or two customers?

It happens from time to time. May have been the rain. Was this from last week when all of South Florida was under a hurricane watch?

Could have been intentional - though not as likely with a middle aged woman. But I do know the “oops text” is a scheme sometimes used by kids these days. Depending on your response she could have been like “so sorry, I’m mortified- this was intended for someone else”, or “really? You think I look good? Let’s hook up.”

Geographically Miami is a big area, and traffic makes getting around difficult if you’re on a time crunch. So it kind of depends on where you’re staying. There are literally no clubs in downtown Miami or Miami Beach. Deans Gold and Tootsies are in very north Miami, and Scarlett’s and Cheetah are in Hallandale, just over the Broward county line. For a one-time visit, I would try Deans Gold, but only after 11 pm. Earlier in the day, you might enjoy Tootsies, but don’t plan on VIP if you don’t want to spend big cash.

If I was single, I could get civilian women my own age without a problem. But if I want to fuck around with girls in their 20s with pornstar bodies, I gotta pay for it at the strip club.

I just assume that everyone is in a relationship. I’ve never had a stripper have a problem with the fact that I’m married with grown children, so why should I care if she’s in a relationship? The reason I go to strip clubs is because I want to have a 2hr love affair in the club and then go home without any entanglements.

I have always watched porn with girls that I was in a relationship with, including my wife. It’s thrilling to learn that the girl you’re with likes porn too. Watching porn together is a great way for couples to communicate about sex - what you like, or might want to try. I love it when watching porn helps to release my woman’s inner bisexuality, seeing her getting turned on by girls and lesbian sex.