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a work client accidentally sent me her nudes, few yrs ago lol

dog, I'd be mortified

So, I'm deleting any and all old, crazy, text messages on my phone (it's a slow day here at my job dince its apparently Columbus Day / Indigenous Peoples Day). Didn't realize how many junk texts I get.

Completely forgot about a text a few years ago when a new client, a very middle aged woman who looks older than me, accidentally sent me 4 graphic nudes of her in her shower, after she sent me a job description--she hired me to do something for her upcoming family reunion.

Like some women are something else. How the hell do ya continue after that? I think I still did the gig for her. She only texted immediately after: sorry those pics were meant for someone else. Duh! I don't know you lady.

But I'd be mortified. I'm sure we met in person for me to do that gig. SMH.

She's a regular-degular person, y'all. It's one thing if she didn't look so regular. Looking regular-degular and accidentally sending graphic posing nudes to anyone, Ma, just quietly bow out, disappear, lol. Don't act like everything's kosher-dosher

It's an accident because she's a new client who was referred to me. She texted me first to see if she had the correct contact number. We hadn't met in person yet. Then she texted her. Right after she texted the job description for me

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Jascoi

texting definitely requires FULL attention before hitting 'send'. I've made that mistake myself (but not naked.)

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RonJax2

I had a client in small meeting once who was sharing her screen. She went to tab between applications and accidentally pulled up a folder full of what looked to be her own nudes. She quickly tabbed off it but the damage was done.

I never mentioned it to her, and for the sake of the business relationship just tried to block it out of my mind that I'd even seen them.

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Iknowbetter

Could have been intentional - though not as likely with a middle aged woman. But I do know the “oops text” is a scheme sometimes used by kids these days. Depending on your response she could have been like “so sorry, I’m mortified- this was intended for someone else”, or “really? You think I look good? Let’s hook up.”

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stripperlover777

🚦 I Would Just Play Along With It, Let Her Know You Got Da' Pic's & Dat' She Looks Good, Maybey Meet Up, & Bang! ⭐

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captainfun

Do you guys remember porn ‘pop ups’ when internet browsing. You’d be looking at porn (or not) and other porn sites would be popping up to grab your attention.

Well my buddy was giving a presentation to a potential client with about eight people in the room, men and women. Some pops ups emerged before he realized it and the audience’s faces turned to dismay and they began pointing in horror. He didn’t make the sale.

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boomer79

I’m a CPA and he wanted his daughter to learn to take care of her taxes. He told me but I didn’t have her contact but he gave her mine. I had never met her although I was aware of her through her dad.

Any way apparently I have the same first name as a guy she liked and she started sending nudes. Even worse she was slightly under age. I messaged her who is this and we figured it out. Any way I deleted them and told her to be more careful but I wasn’t going to say anything to her parents. This was after a rather uncomfortable conversation on the phone where she was sobbing and said I could keep them if I didn’t tell anyone. I just told her why that was a bad idea but to be more careful but I didn’t want to make trouble for her. It was actually really uncomfortable and awkward for both of us. It’s been almost 10 years and she’s a client but we just act like that never happened.

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captainfun

Wow. Definitely awkward on that tax client.

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sfrsox

I wish I went to high school at a time where girls would (more like could) text nudes of themselves to male classmates. I definitely would have spent less time studying US history (and other subjects) had that been the case.

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boomer79

Yeah as far as high school I was kind of on the front end of the big digital cameras and when Zi was in college flip camera phones came along but no one thought about ending up on the internet yet. I also had some Polaroids. I know one day it hit me that I should probably get rid of some of that stuff because my fond memories from high school involved us being younger than I thought we were at the time lol.

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