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11 years ago
I just go for lap dances.
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11 years ago
@sharkhunter - I dig the avatar!
I just wrapped up my last visit of 2013 and spent some quality time with my ATF. Her tits were very perky. Nice way to bring my 2013 year in clubbing to a close. On to the next one!
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11 years ago
Death is not an option?
Per the internet, Barbara is 4'11". Does that make her the spinner?
I can't do this.
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11 years ago
Yeah, this could be pretty interesting, but I'm not sure what the question is.
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11 years ago
@rockstar, I agree. If it's something that can't be changed there's probably a lot of downside to being honest. Boob job, bad haircut, bad dye job, or if it's her gunt making her look fat and not the dress. It's not like she can go into the dressing room and fix it in 5 minutes.
But if it's a dumb necklace (like in estafador's example), ugly dress, then being honest at least shows one isn't a total kiss-ass PL.
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11 years ago
@minnow - true, one should be able to do all three with that kind of money.
The lump sum cash payment is ~$300 mil. Fed, state, and city taxes would probably take around 45%, leaving one with about $165 mil. I figure earning 4% pretax via dividends and interest should be doable resulting in annual income of $6.6 mil. Dividends get taxed at lower rates than wages, let's use 30% for the heck of it. So after tax annual income of $4.6 mil. Or, $88.5 k a WEEK. Like someone pointed a firehose at you that sprayed cash.
One could use some part of the winnings to start up your own club and then as long as it was at least break even, who cares? On $4.6 mil a year, you could then fund all the club fun one wanted, and put the ATF on the payroll. if she'd be amenable to it. You'd probably need to issue her a w2. I'd love to see the occupation listed on that tax return.
With all that being said - I'd also opt for B. Most variety, least hassle.
Option A - I love it when I find a club where everything clicks for me - the music, the stage/bar/seating setup, the type of girls that work there. So on the surface I would find it a fun idea to create your own club, but ultimately it's probably more trouble than it is worth when you think about the hassles of running a business, dealing with law enforcement, maybe organized crime, etc.
To be honest, I was a little surprised only one person went with Option C. I know this is a cynical bunch where I imagine many have some personal mantra along the lines of "don't get attached, she's a stripper and it's all about the money" but I would have thought more would have found that option tempting. After all, for those of us that have them, they're our ATFs because there's something they provide that we like getting over and over again.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"Billy Jack" was the second movie to feature the Billy Jack character. The first one was called "Born Losers." It's about a biker gang terrorizing a beach town and Billy Jack gets involved, blah blah.
Anyway, my only real point is that it features one those movie images that will forever be burned into my memory as a horn dog and movie geek: this incredibly cute brunette with a pixie haircut (basically the female lead / damsel-in-distress) riding around on a motorcycle wearing a white bikini and white go go boots. Sigh, I need to rewatch that movie...
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11 years ago
This trio is straight out of central casting. Awesome photos.
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11 years ago
Looks like J Lo gets made to walk the plank in most lists.
What would have really been tough for me would have been to choose between Sofia Vergara, Salma Hayek, and Penelope Cruz. Though Penelope might not count because she's a Spanish hottie, not a south of the border one!
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11 years ago
Slick - hmmm, don't think a stripper fwb would count for this. I was more curious about good old fashioned going to the club and paying for it. Of course, "it" could mean many things...
Estafador - I may have missed it, but what test/experiment are you planning? I've read your references to it in a few posts. Have you made it public?
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11 years ago
ATACdawg - indeed, good point!
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11 years ago
I have a feeling we may have the same reasons, but curious so I'll ask: why?
For me, they're all hot but:
JLo seems like an obnoxious person.
Sofia seems like she could be cool. But the crazy voice and attitude seems like it would get annoying fast. A little goes a long way. I was actually at restaurant one day with friends and she sat down at the table next to me. The way she acts on Modern Family is how she acts in real life. Btw, on the show she seems like she'd be this kinda thick 5'11" Amazon. She's actually around 5'8" I'd say. Very thin, but still huge boobs.
Salma is probably pretty high maintenance, I mean c'mon she's married to the billionaire CEO of a French luxury goods company, but she seems like the one to go in it for the long haul with. And that body!
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11 years ago
Good one.
F - Sofia
M - Salma
K - J Lo
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11 years ago
I'd say the higher supply of strippers in the clubs is a function of the higher demand:
- more traffic post office holiday parties
- more guys are out drinking after work than usual, because things slow down at the office heading into year end. And those extended boozing sessions have a habit of rolling over to a club.
- year end bonuses that regular/irregular customers don't mind spending a part of on strippers.
- crappy weather, focuses you towards indoor activities
I've met a fair share of strippers from Montreal that come down to NYC just to work for the holidays.
Chum in the water attracts sharks!
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11 years ago
3:09 marathon at the age of 31.
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11 years ago
Thank you Juicebox. Much easier than being jumped into a gang like when I was in high school.
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11 years ago
To be clear - I've been following this website/discussions for about a year. It's only in the last month that I decided to create a profile and post a review - more coming. Today is the first time I've posted in a discussion.
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11 years ago
Been lurking for about a year. Finally decided to start participating.
LDK. Has made me laugh out loud in places where I wish I hadn't.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm a sucker for the somewhat older dancers (age 30-35) that have been in the business for a while and can lure you in with good conversation and patience. Where they're perfectly willing to chat with you, cool as a cucumber, never asking if "you want a dance?" Because they are so confident in their hustle that they know you'll eventually be asking them for a dance. I get shivers just thinking about some of the better hustles I've gladly let myself be won over by.
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11 years ago
@crsm - good points.
Ok, I do think the club-experience that a wife is most likely to be comfortable with, assuming she is secure about herself and trusts her husband, is the average experience the casual visitor gets in a low mileage club.
However, I feel like one stops getting the "average experience" when one starts being a strip club regular. I don't have proof, but I have to think that even in the cleanest, low mileage clubs, there will be dancers who do P4P. And when you're a regular, and you have favorite dancers, you're going to stumble onto P4P offers that the casual customer doesn't get. Even if you're a well-behaved faithful guy. Offers that come from girls who are discrete, selective, need to get to know the customer first, etc. etc.
I'll use my own experience from earlier on in my clubbing career:
I had a fave who I liked getting lap dances from at a classy, low mileage club. I had a significant other, and the dancer knew it. I never asked for anything beyond dances and this dancer would occasionally (unprompted by me) mention how she didn't do anything dirty.
Well, something like six months into knowing her, we did a block of time in VIP that got a little steamy. Light extras, nothing negotiated or paid for. When we went back to sit down in the main area, we were cooling off, chatting, and she just blurts out that if I wanted to, we could have sex. For money, of course.
I guess my point is, do this hobby long enough, and you'll be tempted. And even if you're the faithful type, I'd say a proposition from an established favorite is pretty tempting. And way more tempting than one from a random stripper offering "more fun" five minutes into meeting her.
I think that's a reality of strip clubs. And if a wife knows that, I struggle to see how she can get comfortable with her husband running around in that world.
But maybe my view is a function of where I club. Maybe I'd change my tune if I did some extended clubbing in places like Orlando.
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11 years ago
@motleyfool, this may work for you and your wife, but I disagree that wives misunderstand and should be glad we go.
They could legitimately view it as a threat:
- if the husband is the breadwinner and spending too much at the club. Threat to the the resources that could be dedicated to the family.
- if the husband is having sex with strippers and introducing STD risk into the relationship.
Again, it may work for some couples if the SC-goer sets limits and sticks to them. But there's a lot of temptation and it's easy to move beyond the innocent stuff if you factor in booze and/or a stripper motivated to offer sex to make more money.
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11 years ago
Interesting article. Thanks for taking the time to write it.