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3 years ago
I'm worried that the Hot Takis will bankrupt the treasury, but I know my worth.
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3 years ago
Two important points to be made.
1. Aside from the .50 per year I'll be making as assistant Vice President to the organization SJG and I are building, I'll also be getting a bag of Hot Takis
2. As if I would ever just leave my best girls and glory hole partners here on tuscl. I didn't switch, just found another fun place to talk strip clubs, and didn't realize I hadn't posted here in a bit until Shai kindly started trolling me lol. As Muddy points out, I wouldn't mind if there were more traffic :) Though Paul has grown the sub from a couple hundred to over 5000 members and usually 20-40 people online at a time. Low traffic aside, something to be said for a bit lower troll to PL ratio.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"pegged" 🤣
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3 years ago
You just described perfectly the type of woman SJG and I are recruiting for the organization we're building.
Crazy like a fox!
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shailyn, you WISH you could fuck the ghetto, cellute-ridden, gold-teeth-having, roast beef vag'ed porkers sjg and I are recruiting. My annual salary of some shiny beads and shells plus a family sized bag of Hot Takis may break the treasury completely when you add in SJG's $1, but we've earned it man.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"I volunteer 25% of Icey's pimping revenue"
Why should Icey get off paying nothing?
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"Heard it’s to go to for sexworkers to advertise "
Oh great. Now EVERYONE knows I do extras
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
And by buds, shailynn means, he's always on the other side of my glory hole. 👉👈 if you know what I'm saying
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3 years ago
"I hear Benjamin Franklin is making several appearances at Hotel Notel on Friday. NAM SAYIN???"
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3 years ago
^^^ I've had a couple of faves with amazing smelling skin. I definitely get that one
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3 years ago
Ilb, that's a perfectly fine strategy. But I have to admit, one of the reasons I pay for it is so I don't have to be strategic. I'm enthusiastic about girls who blow me away; if they want to drive up the cost because they think they have me, I guess I'm glad I found that out because I can go find a more awesome ATF. But generally, while playing it a bit cool can work for romantic relationships, for sexwork I don't think you have to play it cool (I'm not saying you should go full retard either)
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3 years ago
Good news is, you got to experience all three of her personalities! Pushy, shy, and vixen. Here's hoping that psycho will not make an appearance :)
But to your question, I think that's how both OTC and sugar work, when at their best: first time you have sex, you can't fucking wait to go back for another dip.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A good part of my motivation for going to the club is drinking and carrying on with the strippers. A typical trip might be: come in early in day shift, do a shot or two (20-30ish minutes), asking her if I can buy her lunch (they almost always say yes -- another 45 minutes), then probably another shot, and only then will we do our first dance. Not claiming this is better or worst than what anyone else does, just what I enjoy. It's all swapping stories, flirting, etc., not an hour plus of sales pitch, ever. If you're getting all sales pitch, then either you're going during packed nightshifts when the girls are less likely to hang, or you're telling her terrible jokes about her cats being her pimp and she just wants to get it over with (hahaha just fucking with you ibb)
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3 years ago
"Sometimes dancers are just lazy.
Sure, she could work the room and make more. But maybe her bills are paid that month, or whatever,"
This can be explained by other than laziness -- like most of the behavior guys ascribe stripper laziness or stupidity to, it sometimes is based on smart business decisions. I've known plenty of girls who, if they know their whale is coming in an hour or whatever, will just chill. It's not lazy, it's smart. Asking for dances can involve getting disrespected, turned down, fighting off fingers from their various holes... all for $20 or $40 more? Smart move for the stripper to be at 100% flirtiness and energy for the customer who really counts, her high value regular. It is a perfectly rational tradeoff for her to pass up a potential $40 in order to be at her peak to delight the customer who comes in weekly and spends a grand.
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3 years ago
I stopped eating most fast food about 15 years ago to get healthy, and never went back... well, mostly, I probably have fast food a handful of times a year. Of the restaurants mentioned on this thread, I find In-n-Out and Chick-fil-a okay.
The one that hasn't been mentioned, and I'm almost embarrassed to admit, is Panda Express. As far as fast food goes, their fried rice is good, the teriyaki chicken is good, the black pepper chicken is good... I'd usually rather pick a hole-in-the-wall Mexican place over fast food, but when I get a craving for fast food, Panda Express and their greasy salty Chinese is the most common
If sandwich places count as fast food, it's Jersey Mike's, far and away the best I've tried as far as chain sandwich restaurants.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"Having been on this forum for a few years now, I continue to be surprised at how inept so many of the posters seem to be when it comes to dealing with women."
I will admit this is me. On the other hand, I'll also say that with the excellent advice I've received on this forum, I've become far better at dealing with women, and particularly strippers. I have pretty much gotten down the main routine for strippers (drug them, beat them, psychologically and emotionally abuse them), but still have not managed to make any of them my girlfriend. However, my sneaker collection is SWEET
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3 years ago
"When cocked properly knives 🔪 knives and “steak sauce” are unnecessary..."
So you're saying you love a properly cocked "steak"? Isn't "steak sauce" an inevitable outcome?
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3 years ago
^^^ well yes, they have to punish you to let you know how displeased and insulted they are that you stayed with your $500 regular instead of scurrying over to get their $20
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3 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
Best of luck, speedy recovery man! I wish you excellent post-recovery boners
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3 years ago
Who in the world would be stupid enough to click on "cookie clicker". It's like the spammers aren't even trying anymore. Gives me a newfound respect for Vishwanath from Bangalore shifters and movers. That man put in work.
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3 years ago
"Au contraire satirical pretend pimp. It's not about what you make, it's about what you keep. Most people don't become wealthy by burning their money as fast as they make it. I've known guys who made 7 figures per year who ultimately declared bankruptcy. When you spend it as fast as you make it, one bump in the road is all it takes to completely flip the script."
Right. In fact, rich men DO troll strip clubs for OTC; lots and LOTS of them do. And more than that, many rich people don't spend stupidly. In fact, I have never heard the idea that wealthy men don't overspend stupidly described as "low balling" outside sexworker forums -- sexworkers call it low balling (they have financial incentive to try to frame offers lower than they want somehow immoral or otherwise wrong, instead of just a lower offer), men don't often use that term. Which I guess is reason number 276 why so many think Icee is female?
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3 years ago
And some sick kicks, like Icee has. I want that written into my employment contract. "Sick kicks like Icee has"
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3 years ago
SJG, in the organization we are building, I demand 50 cents a year plus 3 bags of Hot Takis.
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3 years ago
" I'm now retired and I barely exist on 750K annually,"
Not bad man, not bad! 750k annually, no slackers
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3 years ago
I did a quick skim through this thread, and saw people saying they DON'T make $350k, but didn't see anyone saying that they did. One of those threads where if anyone says "Yes, I do!" no one will believe him anyway lol