Reviews by Array

I returned here after about a year since my last visit. I would come in more often but I simply don’t live in the area. This was a Sunday afternoon visit, arriving at about 3:00 pm.…

In California for a couple days of business. Finished up early this afternoon and decided to stop in here. The club is located in a strip shopping center along a four-lane street, which was not at…

I was in West Palm Beach recently and had a free Saturday evening and decided to make a stop at Rachel’s. I had been to Rachel’s in Orlando and assumed this is a sister club…

Miss Lindsey’s is for sale. Act now before it’s too late! I’ve been to dozens of strip clubs all over the country, and this has to be the biggest dive anywhere. (Full disclosure: I live…

First time visit to this place. I’m won’t be in a hurry to go back. Entered at about 8 pm. Since it was my first visit they demanded and scanned my drivers license. (Not a good…

I was driving through NC and decided to make a stop. I had read previous reviews, which were so divergent that I really didn’t know what I’d find. But, bottom line, I had a very…

I’m heading south for some spring training baseball and stopped here for a break from the driving. I’d been here twice before and had one good time and one “eh” time. I’m starting to think…

I’ve always found strip club music to be annoyingly loud, but this place was ear-numbingly so. The next time I’m driving through Florida I’ll try a different club in the area. I had stopped in Cocoa…

Years ago I drove up and down Route 422 on a fairly regular basis and noticed many times this worn but not worn out building along the highway with a name that sort of said…

I had a free weekend and decided to do a mini strip club binge - three clubs in two days. The 19th Hole was my first stop. I had been here once before and left…

I’ve been frequenting this club for about four years now, and it’s always been a bit hit or miss in terms of the quality of the girls. About a month ago I was ready to…

I was in the Baltimore area and headed downtown after my other obligations were finished. I had previously been to Club Pussycat on the Block but nowhere else. Block clubs are rather sleazy but recent…

I used to frequent the Men’s Club in Houston when I lived there because it was the most dependable club around. Always beautiful and friendly women and reliably quality lap dances with a slight bit…

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again. First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB. I made a quick trip to Texas on business and thought…

In the area so thought I’d stop in and see a north Jersey strip club, which I had never done before. It was curious. First, the facilities. Large main room with two large stages, only one…

I hadn’t been to Oasis in over a year and had an unscheduled opportunity on a Sunday afternoon. I’ve seen a number of recent reviews decrying the quality of the talent at Oasis in contrast…

I had a free Saturday night and headed out for the local club, Sensations in Littlestown. ( That shows you the strip club wilderness I live in when Littlestown is the strip club Mecca.) After…

I made this my first stop on my trip to LA. I was charged $11 to enter and that entitled me to one free drink. When I entered I saw three dancers, which increased to…

My mistake was most likely going to Spearmint Rhino first. More about that visit to follow, but in terms of female quality it was night and day. I was in LA for business and had a…

On the last night of my Florida vacation I was looking for a nice club to relax and just watch beautiful naked women. I wasn’t necessarily looking for or expecting extras, I just wanted to…

I went to the Twins-Red Sox spring training game and saw Chris Sale absolutely dominate the Twins for five innings. A good start to my day’s entertainment. Then I went to Twin Peaks for some…

Stopped in on a Monday evening at about 10 pm. There were five girls and one patron when I got there. You might think, lucky him, but he was sitting alone at the bar and…

I would have to call this my regular club, since it’s the only decent club within 50 miles of my home. But it’s been slowly changing and not always for the better. I’ve been…

In my mind this is a sort of dive, not extreme, but still a dive. You walk up to the front door and note that it’s sort of beaten up and won’t close properly. You…

I stopped in just after noon. I’ve only ever been here in the afternoon and there has never been a cover, even though the entrance is set up for a receptionist and has a metal…