Reviews by Array

Since I’ve been involved in this mongering game I’ve taken every possible opportunity to visit the most highly regarded clubs. I was passing through Atlanta and just had to make a stop here. I arrived at…

I was visiting Houston for a few days after having lived here some years ago. I returned to some of my old haunts and will submit reviews for a couple. At one time Ritz was my…

I came to Pittsburgh as a tourist but decided to take in a strip club as I had a couple hours of free time. My first choice was Cheerleaders, but they were having some sort…

The club has been working on a large new addition for years. It’s needed! Currently, you enter (id check, $10 and $20, respectively for daytime and evening admission, metal detector) with the bar ahead and…

If I was asked to design a hole-in-the-wall club I would use this place as a model. The parking lot small on the side of the building and fills up quickly. The entrance is on…

I’d been here once before with a so-so experience. Today was just slightly better. I arrived at 5:00 pm. No cover or id or coat check at that hour. My soda was $9. Mandatory valet parking…

I’ve been to Lust several times in the last few months. The club is located about half a mile off I-81 on a four-lane road that can be rather busy at times (daytime)but almost empty…

One of the few clubs in central Pennsylvania and the most upscale by quite a bit. Not in terms of cost but in terms of “class.” The club is located just outside the downtown area of…

This club is located in a light industrial area southwest of the airport. The exterior of the club is nondescript with one sign on the side of the building. There is parking on two sides…

Having read reviews on the place I made it a point to visit during a trip to Toronto. In short, all the good things that have been written about Allure are true. Making an appointment was…

The club is located outside Martinsburg along Route 9. The four-lane road can be rather busy at times making a left turn exit from the parking lot a challenge, like on this particular afternoon. There…

Visited on a Saturday night, the second time since reopening after COVID. The recent review by @kindofaloser is spot on. Entered the club at 8:15 pm, got the ID scanned and paid the $5 cover…

Club Risqué in Bristol is located on a fairly busy street (Route 413). The parking lot wraps around two sides of the building with a single row of parking on the side (visible from the…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon not really expecting much due to the day and time. The club is located on a busy four-lane road. The place is easy to miss as you…

The place is located along the southbound side of Route 130, a very busy road just south of the I-76/I-295 junction. It’s a large boxy white building with the name in very faded letters on…

The place is on The Block, and operates just like everywhere else in the neighborhood (except Hustler, which is a more conventional strip club). Most Block clubs have a “doorman” outside trying to direct customers…

My first visit to Lust since the day everything shut down last year. The only significant change that I noted was that the main room had a makeover in terms of the furnishings. Management had…

This was my first daytime visit in well over a year. I arrived at 12:45 pm to an empty club. Hours posted: Wed - Fri Noon to 2am, Sat-Sun 4 pm -…

My last strip club visit was March 14, 2020, exactly 400 days ago. Savannah’s is the nicest club in the area and was the place I selected for my return to the game. Nothing has changed…

I had been to this place once before about 20 years ago. It wasn’t worth it then and it’s not worth it now. The place is on the I-45 frontage road just outside the Loop. Good…

This was my third visit to Lust. The first two visits were superior to this visit only because Summer was not in today. All my visits have been in the daytime so different rules may…

This is the closest club to my home, which is about the only reason for frequenting the place. With one exception. Financials: Cover - none except on the bi-monthly Nude nights; Drinks - $2 for water…

Stopped here during a business trip to Seattle. The club is located on First Street, which is a fairly busy street near downtown and about 10-12 miles from SeaTac. There are two entrances to the…

This club is located on Route 130 just on the northern edge of Burlington proper. Route 130 is a fairly busy divided highway and the club parking lot can only be entered from the southbound…

Having formerly lived in Houston I knew a stop at The Men’s Club would be an enjoyable experience, and expectations were certainly met. The Men’s Club is located in the Galleria area, a very busy but…