Reviews by Array

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my…

After my disappointing stop at Club Risqué in Bristol earlier this week I decided to return to more of a sure thing in South Philly, Cheerleaders. And, a sure thing it was. I discussed the physical…

This used to be one of my favorite places. What happened? Thursday afternoon at about 3:00. There was no cover and a bottle of water was $5. The place is on a fairly busy road, but…

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus. Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

After a less than satisfactory visit to Oz in Clearwater I drove over to Scores in Tampa. I had not been there in quite a few years, and what I remembered most was the food.…

While vacationing in Florida I’ve taken the opportunity to explore some of the clubs, several on the east coast and now one on the west. This one was very different in my experience. Vixens is located…

I rarely get to central Jersey but I was there on this day after finishing other business a bit early. The club is located on a street corner, and due to a traffic crash the…

A Thursday late afternoon, about 5:00 pm, visit. The usual cost applied, I.e., $10 got me in the door plus two Cokes. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot implying few patrons, and that…

At the recommendation of one of TUSCL’s favorite female contributors I made a stop at this “strip club.” Like the most recent reviewer said, this really is a local dive bar with strippers. I was…

The recent review by @StripClubExpert had encouraged me to try this club at some point. On this Tuesday afternoon I was heading south on I-295 and decided to check it out for myself. The club…

Creekside Cabaret is located about a half mile off of Route 309, a major north-south road northwest of Philly. You turn off 309 onto Advance Lane and proceed back a street that has no residences…

I had been at Delilah’s Den in Tom’s River about a month ago after attending a nearby MiLB game and had a forgettable experience. The game was good but the club was not. This week…

I returned to Tom’s River after attending a minor league baseball game in Lakewood. Bottom line - I had a better time at the ballgame. The logistics: The place is a very non-descript building set back…

Delilah’s Den is located on a fairly busy road in a pretty nondescript area. Lots of small businesses and a big Wawa but not very crowded. The road just looks to be a pass-through for…

I’ve been to Club Risqué quite a few times, and today’s visit was typical. I arrived just before 7:00 pm so there was no cover. The total population in the club was quite sparse with…

I’ve lived in the Philly area off and on for a number of years but never visited Delilah’s, mostly because of its location in Center City. On this occasion I was driving up I-95 and…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon when the lineup was supposed to include Devon. So many people on here give her very high marks that I made the trip to see if she is…

Cheerleaders is on Front Street and easily accessible from I-95 and the Schuylkill Expressway. Recent upgrades to the club include the parking lot which was resurfaced. On this afternoon there was no cover charge and the…

I recall seeing a number of reviews of Oasis over the past year or so which implied that this club was going downhill fast. And a visit I made about four months ago more or…

I had a trip to Wilkes-Barre with a Saturday night stayover so I decided to see what strip clubs in northeast PA are like. Dream Girls was very close to my hotel so that’s where…

I regularly attend this club in the afternoon and usually have a good time. Most of the afternoon dancers are average or slightly better in looks. I thought I’d give it a try on a…

The club is in a nondescript building set back slightly from a moderately busy two lane road. There is a fairly large parking lot which should easily accommodate a full house if such a thing…

I haven’t been to Oasis for 4+ years, and most of the reviews over the last year or so have not been inspiring until very recently. I was in South Philly Saturday and decided to…

I was in the NOVA area and decided to try a Virginia club and see if all the negative reviews are accurate. They are. The physical facilities of the club are nice enough, but the prices…