Comments by Array

That’s how I first learned about extras. Back in my very early clubbing days when I was extremely naive and innocent (pre-internet, always went solo and didn’t discuss with anyone outside the club). I thought dances were supposed to be no touch air dances. One night a very pretty young thing sat down next to me and started a conversation. I complained about the loud music and she said we could go upstairs where it’s a lot quieter. I said sure, let’s go. We got up there, sat down and she said, “ I can give head for $200 or we can have sex for $400.” The only other thing I’ll say is that it was indeed much quieter upstairs.

@grrlgonebad got it right!

Let’s name names. A couple weeks ago Julia demanded $40 for standard service.

A) Chick-fil-A grilled chicken sandwich B) Antarctica C) Moby Dick, the 1950’s John Huston/Gregory Peck/Richard Basehart version

Fake tits or not, count me in!

With the exception of Fridays I always found afternoons a bad time to go clubbing in Houston.

Welcome to New Jersey!

@Shailynn, when I went to Toronto to bang escorts and strippers I really did go to a Maple Leafs game. That was #2 on my highlights reel. #1 was not an escort or stripper. #1 was the Edge Walk on the CN Tower. If your heart survives that experience you will feel like you just had a very, very, very good fuck. (Btw, the escorts and strippers were also very good.)

Yes

@OP, I have had that experience at Cheerleaders but I won’t call it a trend - yet. I don’t mind giving a single, but not if a girl comes back for more without hitting the stage. Once, however, a girl came by and had a curious accent. I inquired about nationality (Swedish, if I recall correctly) and the conversation might have stretched to a whole minute and a half. I gave her $2 and she called me cheap for wasting her time.

I doubt that Google uses TUSCL-certified reviewers.

I’ve had my eyes on Amara since the first time I saw her. She is hot, hot, hot! But, no, I have no experience with her. I suspect she’s developed a stable of regulars and she doesn’t explore new opportunities.

My problem with these girls with muscle is that physically I’m a small guy. I fear that she would send me flying with her first thrust.

To those who don’t like tattoos in any way shape or form, I say get over it. To those who are disgusted by excessive, full-sleeve or more tattoos, I agree that there is a limit to what is acceptable. Tattoos are going to be around for a long time and your selection of women who don’t have tattoos is getting to be limited. As for the one shown by the OP I think that is very tastefully done and serves a useful purpose. I approve. She might have a problem if she ever has another kid.

Correct

People may hate his politics, but the pitcher I’d call on to win a critical game - Curt Schilling.

Haha, the most interesting thing I see in all these responses to the original posting is that all responders appear to have taken AND PASSED an eighth-grade grammar course! I certainly can’t say that about a lot of reviewers, and that’s what bugs me more than anything else.

Ah, reminds me of the days of my innocent youth. Me: Gee, it’s awfully loud in here. Dancer: Come with me. [We went to a remote and dark corner] Me: Thanks, that’s much better! Dancer: I do head for 200 and sex for 400. Me: Excuse me!?!?!?

I had a dance with her once. The key word is “once.”

@Techman: yes, no, yes

I’ve tried calling their phone line to get the line-ups but the phone information is at least 1-3 days old 95% of the time. Is the IG info timely?

What? They finally opened the new section? How many years have they been working on it?

Back in the early 1990’s I went to the Colorado Club in Houston with a rookie salesman and his boss. We were there 4-5 hours and must have run up a tab of over $1k just on drinks and $20 lap dances. The salesman put it all on his card. The boss then told the salesman to stop in his office the next day so the boss could show him how to handle it on the expense account. In retrospect, I should have eavesdropped on that meeting but I didn’t. (That was also the same evening that a waitress spilled a beer on my suit pants. She took me to the dressing room where she had me remove my pants so that she could use a hair dryer to dry them.) Such behavior stopped cold in my company about a year later when another salesman divorced his pregnant wife, who also worked for the company, so that he could marry a stripper who was also pregnant with his twins. (To that second salesman who I haven’t seen or heard from in over 30 years: Sorry for outing you, buddy, to the denizens of this board, but you’re likely not the only one to have done this.) Ah, the memories. I wish I had pics and vids!

I’m not sure what you mean by “ pretty.” Perhaps the word you want is “ purty.”

Wow, such an education one can get reading TUSCL reviews. Words I never learned in English class. “I squoze her nice, full ass….” ROTFL