Comments by daddysgirl1 (page 2)

Back in high school my hs bestie and I talked about being one anothers first girl/girl experience, but never happened. Fast forward years ahead, we found one another on a social network, caught up on old times.. It was when she revealed she has herpes I was turned off. Besides, in the dancer world, most dancers are freaky with one another at work typically. I tried it twice, and needless to say that I'm strictly dickly

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Carolynne's boobs caught the case of, Britney Spears ever changing boobs size circa 1998-1999 Wango Tango, and Slave 4 U/Toxic. What's missing is her itty bitty tittie committie boobs from her Crossroads days.

This topic reminds me of, Rihanna and Chris Brown. Is his dick that good that she'll take plenty more beatings from him?

I'd rather DATY on a pussy pocket while taking it up the ass from Honey Boo Boo's mom than to EVER let anyone pimp me out!

They're IC's for the "legal term" of it.

Dalex, why focus energy about what, Alucard looks like? Shouldn't you be spending your free time learning about, How to get hard 101 and Getting a hard for dummies? How lame.... I guess, Tom Cruise isn't the only man who is asexual. You remind me of a customer I had who stuck his dick inside of the end of a toilet paper roll, than pulled it out like a walk of shame.

This is so sad.

Staxwell, was this prior to her TrimSpa days?

LMAO, Looney. No words.... Let's leave it at this, I do know pop culture, and read tabloids. Circa Perezhilton, Necolebitche, Usweekly yadda yadda.

Yes, I understand the difference now. I cum hard and sometimes blah.... LMAO @boogie.. I've had a guy cum hard during phone sex, and says he's taking a nap. We didn't even have yet prior to phone sex. He took a long nap and sent a text after he woke up. Looney, when you say old, how old are you talking? LOL!

Ahhhhhhhh. I figured that was similar to a a female orgasm.

Sensual! When I danced if I sensed a man was freaky of course all hell broke loose w/dirty talk central. One night I wore an I LOVE COCK shirt to work, and the shirt was a great conversation starter to dances.

We made it home w/no slipouts.... Of course, in my mind I imagine me squeezing mr.kegel out infront of an old married couple, just to see the reaction on J.Marshall Howard type face.

I wouldn't want to cut your blood circulation off ;-)

OUCH!! I tried it twice (not w/any customers) the first time, it hurt and the second time it felt pretty good. I have an anal orgasm, but I don't see myself as a backdoors girl anymore. I have notcied when I danced, my friend and I would count the girls onstage when they slid down the pole spread eagle wide a butthole tunnel. Whoever offers anal on a regular basis could benefit from a kegel ball.

@Estafador, I would start with the rump part of the roast. That seems to be the juiciest

I used 1 roast to get back at you, and the other to let you know why. The other posts were to chime in w/other funny comments I read, and no, you didn't strike a nerve, you started off on the wrong foot about me. Nope, I don't have daddy issues, just needed a catchy name for the site. I'm not the one asking questions on a stripclub site about my "private area" like these guys know about your cock problem. Go see a doctor.

What this thread reminds me of those elementary school notes I would get. Will you be my girlfriend, check box, yes... no.. or maybe...

@Lopaw, I just got femwood reading how you get femwood.

Hey Alucard. I've missed our messages.

Thx, finally got it.

Don't ever dream of roasting me again, btw. Your roast assuming my computer was stolen to buy meth..

So, sometimes your dick is gumbi is what you're saying, right? I know its HARD coming to terms with an impotent dick... Perhaps, Dear Abby, Anne Landers or Sue Johanson could answer this question about your limp problem. Your solution right now is a the tip of a firecracker popsicle stick. Walmart brand is cheaper than the ice cream mans prices. Please do keep us posted. Btw, why ask males about your own dick?