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11 years ago
Back in high school my hs bestie and I talked about being one anothers first girl/girl experience, but never happened. Fast forward years ahead, we found one another on a social network, caught up on old times.. It was when she revealed she has herpes I was turned off. Besides, in the dancer world, most dancers are freaky with one another at work typically. I tried it twice, and needless to say that I'm strictly dickly
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11 years ago
*committee
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11 years ago
Carolynne's boobs caught the case of, Britney Spears ever changing boobs size circa 1998-1999 Wango Tango, and Slave 4 U/Toxic. What's missing is her itty bitty tittie committie boobs from her Crossroads days.
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11 years ago
This topic reminds me of, Rihanna and Chris Brown. Is his dick that good that she'll take plenty more beatings from him?
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11 years ago
I'd rather DATY on a pussy pocket while taking it up the ass from Honey Boo Boo's mom than to EVER let anyone pimp me out!
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11 years ago
They're IC's for the "legal term" of it.
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11 years ago
Dalex, why focus energy about what, Alucard looks like? Shouldn't you be spending your free time learning about, How to get hard 101 and Getting a hard for dummies? How lame.... I guess, Tom Cruise isn't the only man who is asexual. You remind me of a customer I had who stuck his dick inside of the end of a toilet paper roll, than pulled it out like a walk of shame.
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11 years ago
This is so sad.
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11 years ago
Staxwell, was this prior to her TrimSpa days?
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11 years ago
LMAO, Looney. No words.... Let's leave it at this, I do know pop culture, and read tabloids. Circa Perezhilton, Necolebitche, Usweekly yadda yadda.
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11 years ago
Yes, I understand the difference now. I cum hard and sometimes blah.... LMAO @boogie.. I've had a guy cum hard during phone sex, and says he's taking a nap. We didn't even have yet prior to phone sex. He took a long nap and sent a text after he woke up. Looney, when you say old, how old are you talking? LOL!
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11 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh. I figured that was similar to a a female orgasm.
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11 years ago
Sensual! When I danced if I sensed a man was freaky of course all hell broke loose w/dirty talk central. One night I wore an I LOVE COCK shirt to work, and the shirt was a great conversation starter to dances.
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11 years ago
We made it home w/no slipouts.... Of course, in my mind I imagine me squeezing mr.kegel out infront of an old married couple, just to see the reaction on J.Marshall Howard type face.
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11 years ago
I wouldn't want to cut your blood circulation off ;-)
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11 years ago
OUCH!! I tried it twice (not w/any customers) the first time, it hurt and the second time it felt pretty good. I have an anal orgasm, but I don't see myself as a backdoors girl anymore. I have notcied when I danced, my friend and I would count the girls onstage when they slid down the pole spread eagle wide a butthole tunnel. Whoever offers anal on a regular basis could benefit from a kegel ball.
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11 years ago
@Estafador, I would start with the rump part of the roast. That seems to be the juiciest
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11 years ago
I used 1 roast to get back at you, and the other to let you know why. The other posts were to chime in w/other funny comments I read, and no, you didn't strike a nerve, you started off on the wrong foot about me. Nope, I don't have daddy issues, just needed a catchy name for the site. I'm not the one asking questions on a stripclub site about my "private area" like these guys know about your cock problem. Go see a doctor.
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11 years ago
What this thread reminds me of those elementary school notes I would get. Will you be my girlfriend, check box, yes... no.. or maybe...
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11 years ago
@Lopaw, I just got femwood reading how you get femwood.
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11 years ago
Hey Alucard. I've missed our messages.
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11 years ago
Thx, finally got it.
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11 years ago
Don't ever dream of roasting me again, btw. Your roast assuming my computer was stolen to buy meth..
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11 years ago
So, sometimes your dick is gumbi is what you're saying, right? I know its HARD coming to terms with an impotent dick... Perhaps, Dear Abby, Anne Landers or Sue Johanson could answer this question about your limp problem. Your solution right now is a the tip of a firecracker popsicle stick. Walmart brand is cheaper than the ice cream mans prices. Please do keep us posted. Btw, why ask males about your own dick?