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11 years ago
I didn't know that a tube top and jeans passed for elegant these days. I better tell Raquel Welch that she looked trashy at the Emmy's last week.
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11 years ago
Much credit to you, Señor Rosa for avoiding drama, especially with ocho chiquitas to deal with.
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11 years ago
@ gator-How many digits?
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11 years ago
Now you got me laughing. Aaaaaaaahhhh.
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11 years ago
So what you're telling us Gucci, is that you know what gay sex looks like.
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11 years ago
@Alucard-The Russian Blue is a beautiful cat. Hawaiian Blue Pitbulls look more greyish-brown than blue. I prefer Old Family Reds.
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11 years ago
You should've seen the blood flowing out of Jim's nose. Busted lip, right eye purple and puffy.
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11 years ago
Bromelain and Papaya extract are suppose to improve the flavor of semen. An ex-girlfriend told me to eat pineapple. So I ate a lot of pineapple. She was happy. But the State of Hawaii was upset. It seems like I ate way too much Pineapple for just one person. How was I suppose to know that there were Pineapple quotas? So after a good Polynesian beat down or two, I stopped eating so much Pineapple and switched to the chewables.
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11 years ago
It's like my Nona Maria use to say, "Nothing in life comes for free."
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11 years ago
@Alucard-I'm digging the nuclear waste colored cat. I saw a cat like that once. Course, I was on some Liberty Caps from Marin County so I was in the zoooooooone.
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11 years ago
I hit a dude named Jim. More than once. He didn't like my right. He really hated the left. It's like my Grampa Silvio use to say, "Less weights and more sparring. "
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11 years ago
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
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11 years ago
Knock-Knock Jokes. Now, they're entertaining.
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11 years ago
My legal representative just informed me not to disclose this financial report.
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11 years ago
Chapter One from the Book of Poomba-Hakuna Matata.
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11 years ago
I learned long ago to never mess with gals out on Ladies Night. Leave them alone.
Also, us men need to check ourselves. There's a term that some of us dudes use. It's called THIRSTY. Don't be a Thirsty Dude. Act like you've actually spent time with a woman. Too many guys act like sailors back on shore. Chill the fuck on out. It's like this old joke.
Two bulls were on a hill, overlooking a valley full of heifers. The younger bull said, "Why don't we run down the holland fuck one of them heifers." The older bull retorted, "How about we stroll down the hill and fuck ALL the heifers instead."
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11 years ago
This is AMERICA and we cal them Fredom Kisses!
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11 years ago
Kitty Kate, just watch UFC. One guy beats the holy mackerel out of another guy. Pretty simple. No headbutts, no biting, no eye gouging, no small joint manipulation, no hitting behind the head. Easy as me.
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11 years ago
@Ididthisonce-Great Idea.
@Moto-Does Howard Cooper or Aice Stern come into the club with a Python draped on his shoulders?
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11 years ago
Creepy are the three assholes at Midas that where giving my 16 year old niece the "fuck me eyes". She dropped off her Mini Cooper to get the brakes fixed and my sister had me pick her up. I get there and I could FEEL the CREEPY vibe. These pervs where giving my niece the up and down one two many times. The oldest looking dude must've been around 50 and looked like a child molesting mariachi. I actually had to have some words with homeboy. It is not cool to creep out teenage girls.
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11 years ago
When it comes to night clubs, I prefer Salsa & Bachata clubs. The people who go to these clubs go to dance with members of the opposite sex. They're not there just to be seen or be part of a scene. It's not about bottle service. People do drink but drinking isn't the main draw. Music and dance. When that live music is jumping and when the dance floor is jiving, that's the magic right there.
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11 years ago
Right on. I dig it.
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11 years ago
Out of curiosity, what do you go to the club for?
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11 years ago
Preach the truth, Sharkhunter. Preach the truth.