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11 years ago
"That being said, her tits were amazing and well worth the wet dog hair she possessed."
Great phrasing.
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11 years ago
Take away the P and Asco is filthy in Spanish.
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11 years ago
Last year, my hippie/surf buddy and I ate mushrooms and went night surfing. The moon over the Pacific. Getting barreled. In the zone, zoned out. That was a great New Year's Eve.
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11 years ago
No!No!No!
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11 years ago
@Esta-...and get thrown up on! Hahahahaha! I've been young and done Vegas broke in the streets and had a blast. Same with Pasadena. If I was younger, I'd do Times Square. The older I get, the more I want to stay indoors on New Year's Eve.
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11 years ago
I've gone to the club on New Year's Day, 2011. It was packed and popping.
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11 years ago
You get to know all the juicy, behind-the-scenes gossip.
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11 years ago
I'd hit.
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11 years ago
I find semicolons to be half-ass, myself.
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11 years ago
@Zip-Uncle Leo is too busy interrupting nephew Jerry during telethons.
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11 years ago
There's this place. It's called Taco Bell. They claim to sell Mexican food. I say, stay away.
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11 years ago
I need Rosetta Stone for that one.
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11 years ago
@Jack-Maybe if you switched back to regular coffee, zit wouldn't bother you.
Never mind. It bothers me, too.
@Moto-Drink more Olvatine.
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11 years ago
Mary Jane.
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11 years ago
Anybody here ever hear of the Ignobel Awards?
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
No Jack. Say it ain't sooooooooooooo...
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11 years ago
Urban Legend-Gingers have no soul.
Urban Fact-Gingers grow a freckle for every soul they steal.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What I wanna know is who are the sick and twisted fucks who drink decaf coffee?
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11 years ago
Caroline!
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11 years ago
Lips by a backhand.
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11 years ago
@Duo-I personally believe that a lot of dudes are delusional when it comes to dating, period. For those who say that they want to "date" a stripper, I think that a certain fantasy is being played out in their minds. The reality of dating a stripper is far different. it takes a certain cat and a certain girl to pull it off.
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11 years ago
We all know that cops never lie...
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11 years ago
I find that the situation dictates whether I tell them the truth or I smooth it over.
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11 years ago
It was done out of kindness not malice. I would've responded in a similar manner.
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11 years ago
I know enough strippers with knee, ankle, and back issues from dancing and pole work. Is it on the same level as elite sports, probably not. But lives aren't lived by comparison, they're lived in the conditions that exist.