Comments by April9424 (page 8)

"I have some leftover pizza wrapped in aluminum foil in my bag." you should get one of these https://odditymall.com/pizza-slice-holding-lanyard

at extras clubs i don't think it's weird to jerk off in front of a stripper, in the VIP or private room. i honestly wouldn't mind that if i could trust the men not to touch me or get anything on me. but that's why i cam from the safety of my own home. if peep shows still existed i'd totally work at one. i was just thinking about that after the last episode of "the deuce" (my fave show right now)

did a table dance on the bar while i was eating pizza and the guy was eating chicken wings

"A few months ago, I saw a dancer on stage that had a tampon string sticking out of her panties. She didn’t even bother to trim it." probably not a case of laziness but she "tucked it in" and then it came out. i would normally assume that's TMI for a customer but y'all wanted to know

the only part of it that has made me skip work or feel like i'm making less money is being bloated. i've never known any girls who take a week off every month just because of their period. i didn't know so many guys actually thought that. i remember once hearing a guy say "theres a bear in the cave" when a girls string was showing

spice you have no idea how true that is. it's pathetic imo. some girl from work recently went home with my ex. he spends no money at the club, didn't pay her, and didn't even buy her drinks. apparently at his house she was asking about me.

i agree that strippers tend to be less likely to rip you off once you get to know them a little. and you generally get more time for your money. from what i've gathered, a lot of girls go home with guys and spend the entire night with them for a set price instead of charging by the hour. i think part of why they'd be more hesitant to rip you off is because you know where they work and no one wants a pissed off trick coming in to start shit while they are working.

"Yeah gotta go outside of city limits to the small towns nearby Austin to find a bunch of MAGA white trash. Austin itself has the “no plastic bags” “no plastic straws” “I’m so hip and cultured” (more white? Less white) trash instead" so true. very vegan/liberal/dogs allowed inside/gender neutral bathroom/craft beer kinda city. i actually saw the other day that beto had his own beer on draft in the bar i was at lol.

yes i changed my name

I don’t think I’ve ever once seen a maga hat here in Austin

I think from a dancer standpoint a handjob would be the easiest. Least amount of work, least invasive, easiest to do without anyone noticing, no risk of stds

i really wanna know what sjg thinks a mexican restaurant called "burritozilla" has to do with any of this

I wanna see Nicole fight someone

I love going to clubs but I work at all the nice clubs and it’s awkward getting dances from someone I know. I tried going to a club on dayshift thinking I wouldn’t know anyone, but mid-dance the girl said she knows I work there and had seen me before, and started talking about work. Totally killed any shred of fantasy. Tried 4 other clubs in town including chicas Bonita’s and decided to just save clubbing for when I’m on other cities. I still remember my first VIP dance was at the admirals club in Chicago. I was 18 and mesmerized by the dancer

"My CF tells me she feels bad about all the OTC we do now that she can attach a face to the woman I'm married to. I think others just felt inferior because of how attractive my wife is." ok that's why i was wondering if they were regular girls of yours, and esp with OTC i can kinda understand. and especially if your wife is hot. i still think they shouldn't engage in that shit if they get into their feelings that easily, but it does make sense.

thank you warrior :) i like when guys talk to me about their lives. i think being able to connect with people and make them feel listened to is important, but without getting invested to the point where you're butthurt that the guy is going home to his wife at the end of the day. for every guy who's goal is to LDK with minimal small talk, there's another guy who wants to take a load off emotionally. gotta get you a stripper who can do both :p

why would they be upset by pics of your wife? were these regular girls you saw a lot or just random strippers? that makes no sense to me. i agree w/randommember that it's usually preferable. the only time i have ever been upset by a wife pic was a guy who showed me a his wife who had passed and she looked a lot like me, that was sad and weird. i don't see the problem with complaining about your marriage problems either if you're paying for her time. acting as a therapist is part of the job, in my opinion. no one stays in back rooms for multiple hours just to bust a nut. if a girl is at all bothered by a customer having a wife she shouldn't be a stripper

op has obvi never tried a hot pocket. I love me a ham n cheeser.

This is all very interesting esp what Subraman said. Because the gentleman said he had been on a similar sounding website that is now “defunct” (his words). He was incredibly polite and paid me double for the dances we did. I guess the true mongers have been on other sites

i actually don't know what DS means and have been wondering for a while. LDK and others were pretty easy to figure out but DS? dick sucker? dumb stripper??

no spice, i was at the other one. i'm not a fan of palazio these days.

^he didn't phrase it exactly like that otherwise i would have really been suspicious. just kept saying he wanted to makeout in the corner on the main floor, and that the other girls were pushing too hard for vip

I’ve always wanted to be rollergirl but I feel like I’d need a convincing dirk diggler alongside or no one would get it

Somewhat off topic though not entirely.. I used to have a semi-regular in Vegas who used to tell me that the weird old “zombie like” tourists wandering the casinos/sitting at the slots after 3am are actually aliens from Area 51 who are there to study humans without causing suspicion. I’m like ok, I think they’re just from Florida but he’s paying me so I’ll play along. But maybe I saw some real aliens who knows. No UFOs though. I think I believe to an extent but idk

*deep sigh* when will y’all get a life?