Reviews

I had missed out on the fun that was the old Scandals, and never got the opportunity to visit before its closure. Even though the few recent, post-reopening reviews haven't been stellar, I had to…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, NY

Update: not all change is for the better.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club has recently been rebranded as Scores Queens. Nothing of the physical club has changed. The entrance leads to the bar behind which is a tiny stage, and a second, longer stage occupies the center…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, NY

Afternoon Visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This was my first time visiting Sugar Daddy's, and my visit was during my customary weekday afternoon hours. The club is located on the rather desolate edge of Long Island City, but a very reasonable walk…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, NY

Afternoon visit to Peyton's

I decided to try out this club after reading the mostly positive reviews. The location may initially seem out of the way from many points in the NYC area, but it's only a few blocks…

Wonderland NYC

New York, NY

1st VIP Club visit

The VIP club is a relatively large club with four distinct areas: a large bar surrounding a long, narrow stage; a larger stage surrounded by a more plush seating area; ground-floor VIP booths with couches…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, NY

This is an interesting club in terms of layout: there is a front room with a small stage behind the bar and then a larger back room with a full stage surrounded by private rooms

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is an interesting club in terms of layout: there is a front room with a small stage behind the bar and then a larger back room with a full stage surrounded by private rooms.…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

First time at this LA club

My clubbing experiences have always been confined to the east coast, but I was in LA for a conference and found myself with a night off. I selected Silver Reign based entirely on its proximity…

Diamond Club

Bronx, NY

As I've continued to explore the...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

As I've continued to explore the clubs of the Bronx, I was obliged to check out the curiously named Al's Mr. Wedge. I have spent time in the lowest-end clubs in Philly and New York, but,…

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The Key Club

Pelham Manor, NY

Normally I limit my Bronx clubbing...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Normally I limit my Bronx clubbing to Sin City Cabaret, but I thought I should add a bit of breadth to my knowledge of the borough. The key club is pretty small, with a square wrap-around…

Private Eyes

New York, NY

I returned to Private Eyes late...

I returned to Private Eyes late on a Friday afternoon to find the place pretty dead (summer slump, perhaps?). Physical details of the club are covered in my previous review as well as a number…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, NJ

I'll be combining a couple of...

I'll be combining a couple of visits, some 8 or so months apart for reviewing purposes here: I understand some people aren't super comfortable in the Bronx, but this is really not a bad neighborhood at…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

I went to Rickâ€™s late on...

I went to Rickâ€™s late on a Friday afternoon and found the place already busy. Not a seat was to be had at the bar so I took up residence at one of the small…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Flashdancerâ€™s functions as a succinct example...

Flashdancerâ€™s functions as a succinct example of the stereotype of the Manhattan strip club. The club itself is downstairs from the street entrance, and there is a mandatory coat check upon entering. The room itself…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

This is only my second review...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is only my second review of this club, but I've become somewhat of a regular here over the last six or seven months. I'll just offer an updated impression: I know that most of you…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

The most succinct summary I can...

The most succinct summary I can offer for this place is that it seems to belong in New York. It is large and well-staffed with top-quality dancers, but it is a chillier and more competitive…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

This is a small club, strongly...

This is a small club, strongly reminiscent of the Gold Club in center city (for obvious reasons). The stage is small and faces a constellation of armchairs while the bar runs along the opposite wall…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Much has been said about this...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Much has been said about this place, so I felt obliged to visit one weekday in the early evening. The club is attractive, furnishings are nice and the space is well laid out with three stages…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, PA

This is a genuinely different kind...

This is a genuinely different kind of strip club experience compared with any other I've had. As mentioned elsewhere, it is a small, divey neighborhood bar that happens to have a tiny, 4'x4' platform behind…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time, keeping reasonable expectations in minds given that it was early on a Monday afternoon. The stage is behind a large, wraparound bar he dominates the floor of the club,…