Reviews by albertfromwerther

I made my first visit to Club Alex's after leaving the nearby Boardroom Cabaret. I think I really ought to have done things in the opposite order. The parking lot was spacious but dark, and...

This was my first visit to the Boardroom, and I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday. Thanks to the previous reviews, I knew to look for a place called Frank's and go around...

The experience at this club is a very specific one. I hesitate to call it good or bad, because that all depends on what you're looking for. I guess I'll start with what this...

I'd never been to the Lido room (or any of the roving, pop-up strip clubs), but I had always been intrigued by the set up. I understood that the speakeasy, faux-exclusive marketing is a...

Tried out Vivid for the first time in the early part of the afternoon on a Friday. The club is small and quite narrow. After the coat check and ATM at the entrance, you...

I hadn't been to a club at all in a while, and I'm rarely venturing out of NYC for my visits these days. I happened to be on the road in north Jersey, though,...

I had missed out on the fun that was the old Scandals, and never got the opportunity to visit before its closure. Even though the few recent, post-reopening reviews haven't been stellar, I had...

This club has recently been rebranded as Scores Queens. Nothing of the physical club has changed. The entrance leads to the bar behind which is a tiny stage, and a second, longer stage occupies the...

This was my first time visiting Sugar Daddy's, and my visit was during my customary weekday afternoon hours. The club is located on the rather desolate edge of Long Island City, but a very reasonable...

I decided to try out this club after reading the mostly positive reviews. The location may initially seem out of the way from many points in the NYC area, but it's only a few...

The VIP club is a relatively large club with four distinct areas: a large bar surrounding a long, narrow stage; a larger stage surrounded by a more plush seating area; ground-floor VIP booths with...

My clubbing experiences have always been confined to the east coast, but I was in LA for a conference and found myself with a night off. I selected Silver Reign based entirely on its...

This is an interesting club in terms of layout: there is a front room with a small stage behind the bar and then a larger back room with a full stage surrounded by private...

As I've continued to explore the clubs of the Bronx, I was obliged to check out the curiously named Al's Mr. Wedge. I have spent time in the lowest-end clubs in Philly and New York,...

Normally I limit my Bronx clubbing to Sin City Cabaret, but I thought I should add a bit of breadth to my knowledge of the borough. The key club is pretty small, with a square...

I returned to Private Eyes late on a Friday afternoon to find the place pretty dead (summer slump, perhaps?). Physical details of the club are covered in my previous review as well as a...

I'll be combining a couple of visits, some 8 or so months apart for reviewing purposes here: I understand some people aren't super comfortable in the Bronx, but this is really not a bad neighborhood...

I went to Rick’s late on a Friday afternoon and found the place already busy. Not a seat was to be had at the bar so I took up residence at one of the...

Flashdancer’s functions as a succinct example of the stereotype of the Manhattan strip club. The club itself is downstairs from the street entrance, and there is a mandatory coat check upon entering. The room...

This is only my second review of this club, but I've become somewhat of a regular here over the last six or seven months. I'll just offer an updated impression: I know that most of...

Visited this club for the first time, keeping reasonable expectations in minds given that it was early on a Monday afternoon. The stage is behind a large, wraparound bar he dominates the floor of the...

This is a genuinely different kind of strip club experience compared with any other I've had. As mentioned elsewhere, it is a small, divey neighborhood bar that happens to have a tiny, 4'x4' platform...

The most succinct summary I can offer for this place is that it seems to belong in New York. It is large and well-staffed with top-quality dancers, but it is a chillier and more...

This is a small club, strongly reminiscent of the Gold Club in center city (for obvious reasons). The stage is small and faces a constellation of armchairs while the bar runs along the opposite...