Normally I limit my Bronx clubbing...

Normally I limit my Bronx clubbing to Sin City Cabaret, but I thought I should add a bit of breadth to my knowledge of the borough.

The key club is pretty small, with a square wrap-around bar forming the center of the main area with a pole and small stage in the middle. While there was nothing outrageously shabby about the place, the level of upkeep could surely be improved. There isn't much room to wander, there's the main room as well as a tinted glass-bound VIP with four couches inside. Bathrooms are down a flight of stairs.

My visit was on a weekday afternoon, and so the place was (perhaps predictably) a bit dead. There were two dancers and a bartender working (all black, 5-7/10), and I was one of two patrons. No one was dancing. I did, however, get a lot of attention from one full-figured dancer in her 30s. She was on me before my drink even got to me, and she was very hands-on. She not only did a lot of groping and grabbing on me but also guided my hands under her top right at the bar.