A Dive into an Empty Pool

I made my first visit to Club Alex's after leaving the nearby Boardroom Cabaret. I think I really ought to have done things in the opposite order.

The parking lot was spacious but dark, and the area smelled pretty strongly of weed and piss (though maybe there had been a skunk nearby). The club is small. One wall is taken up by a narrow, 3-pole stage with a handful of tables in from and a row of seats at stage-side. There is a tiny bar along the short far wall that might seat 3-4 comfortably. The whole place was a little under-maintained, and the bathroom would have been at home in many of the sleepier clubs I've visited. I remember drinks being cheap, but I can't recall the specific pricing.

Inside it was pretty deserted, even for a small place. There was one other patron and 3 girls working. A few more guys would come in later, but it never filled up. The three dancers were all white girls between curvy and heavy, though they all sported genuinely pretty faces. I sat at the stage ad got a lot of attention from the brunette (Alexis) dancing there. She would take breaks from her set to chat since I was the only one at the stage (and nearly the only patron in the whole club). She gave her dance spiel right away: $30/song for a regular dance with absolutely no touching allowed. She did NOT recommend. The relatively private VIP was available for 10 minutes ($150), 30 minutes ($400), or 60 minutes ($600 I think?). No champagne involved. No hints about extras but she did state the there would be some mutual touching.