Reviews by schmoe31415

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There...

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another...

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on...

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover...

Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of Fiji water was $11. The club inside was nice - a...

Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm. Neither of the two doormen asked for ID or did...

I stop in the Hustler club most times I swing through St. Louis. Over the last few years it's been one of my favorite clubs. It reliably has hot dancers, excellent stage shows, good...

C-Mowes is an odd place. It's not really a strip club. It's a big warehouse-like building on a fenced-in gravel lot in a rundown part of Washington Park, about a ten minute drive from...

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an...

Pure Platinum is a club in what I guess is the red light district of Frankfurt, not far from the main train station. The neighborhood is full of "eros centers" and such. There are...

Pascha in Cologne Germany is both a strip club and a brothel. They share a building, with the brothel rooms upstairs from the club. Despite the proximity, they didn't seem to really have anything...

Hospital Bar is one of the small strip clubs in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. The club was up a set of steep, narrow stairs. Cover was 40E, which included two drinks. There...

Bonton was the only club I visited that was not on or next to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. It was about a half hour walk, or a similar tram ride, from the...

La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10...

It looks like there haven't been reviews of this place posted in years, so I don't know if there's any interest in one (which is reasonable given the US-centric TUSCL audience). But I did...

I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the...

Candyland is in downtown Atlanta, an easy walk from lots of hotels including the one I was staying in, and a couple blocks from a decent sushi place. This made it one of the...

Seductions, like Club Blaze, is south of downtown Atlanta, closer to the airport than Blaze. It took me a good 25 minutes to drive there mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, with a bit of (typical)...

The O was about a twenty-five minute drive northeast from downtown Atlanta. The parking was a bit awkward to find behind the club, and not in great shape, but was free. There was a...

Club Blaze is about twenty minutes mostly south from downtown Atlanta, and twenty minutes mostly east from the airport. The latter is what led me to stop on a Sunday afternoon after flying into...

This club was formerly Wise Guys, and the signage out front still mentions that as well as the new Dreams Cabaret name. It's just down the street from C-Mowe's, and a short drive from...

Hustler in East St. Louis / Washington Park has been a favorite of mine over the years. It's about ten minutes from downtown St. Louis, right off the highway (so not quite as deep...

I squeezed in a visit to Christies Cabaret on a Monday at lunch time. The club is in Tempe, which was not a long drive from where I was staying in downtown Phoenix. I...

Palomino is in north Las Vegas, so a longer trip from strip hotels than the plethora of other clubs in town. If you're in a group they have a van you can request, but...