schmoe31415

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Reviews by schmoe31415

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  a month ago
  Brad's Brass Flamingo

  4011 Southeastern Ave Indianapolis, IN 46203
  Hot dancers, good dances

  Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an...
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  a month ago

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  schmoe31415
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  2 months ago
  Pure Platinum

  Elbestraße 51, 60329 Frankfurt am Main, Germany
  Decent club with good dances

  Pure Platinum is a club in what I guess is the red light district of Frankfurt, not far from the main train station. The neighborhood is full of "eros centers" and such. There are...
  Comments: 3

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  2 months ago

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  caseyx
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  2 months ago
  Pascha Nightclub

  Hornstraße 85, 50823 Köln, Germany
  Empty club, terrible pricey dances, adjacent nearly abandoned brothel

  Pascha in Cologne Germany is both a strip club and a brothel. They share a building, with the brothel rooms upstairs from the club. Despite the proximity, they didn't seem to really have anything...
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  2 months ago

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  RonJax2
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  2 months ago
  Hospital Bar

  Red Light District Oudezijds Achterburgwal 97 1012 DD Amsterdam
  Themed club in the Red Light District

  Hospital Bar is one of the small strip clubs in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. The club was up a set of steep, narrow stairs. Cover was 40E, which included two drinks. There...
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  2 months ago
  BonTon

  Stadhouderskade 64, 1, 1072 AD Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Nice but expensive small club outside the RLD with tame dances but FS options

  Bonton was the only club I visited that was not on or next to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. It was about a half hour walk, or a similar tram ride, from the...
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  2 months ago
  La Vie en Proost

  Warmoesstraat 125 1012 JA Amsterdam Netherlands
  Tiny club near the RLD with awkward dances

  La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10...
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  2 months ago

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  schmoe31415
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  2 months ago
  Moulin Rouge

  Oudezijds Achterburgwal 5I, 1012 DA Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Goofy entertainment and some perfunctory live sex

  It looks like there haven't been reviews of this place posted in years, so I don't know if there's any interest in one (which is reasonable given the US-centric TUSCL audience). But I did...
  Comments: 3

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  2 months ago

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  schmoe31415
• review

  3 months ago
  Pin Ups

  2788 E Ponce de Leon Ave Decatur, GA 30030
  Mixed experiences - decent Thursday, unpleasantly disappointing Friday

  I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the...
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  2 months ago

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  casino
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  3 months ago
  Candyland

  134 Baker St NE Atlanta, GA 30308
  Convenient to downtown, but that's about it

  Candyland is in downtown Atlanta, an easy walk from lots of hotels including the one I was staying in, and a couple blocks from a decent sushi place. This made it one of the...
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  3 months ago
  Seductions

  3548 Empire Blvd SW Atlanta, GA 30354
  A decent time

  Seductions, like Club Blaze, is south of downtown Atlanta, closer to the airport than Blaze. It took me a good 25 minutes to drive there mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, with a bit of (typical)...
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  3 months ago
  The O Atlanta

  2284 Cheshire Bridge Rd NE Atlanta, GA 30324
  Very nice club, not enough dancers, decent dances

  The O was about a twenty-five minute drive northeast from downtown Atlanta. The parking was a bit awkward to find behind the club, and not in great shape, but was free. There was a...
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  3 months ago
  Club Blaze

  3438 Moreland Ave Conley, GA 30288
  Better dancers than club, cheap one-note dances

  Club Blaze is about twenty minutes mostly south from downtown Atlanta, and twenty minutes mostly east from the airport. The latter is what led me to stop on a Sunday afternoon after flying into...
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  3 months ago

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  Local Hick
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  4 months ago
  Dreams Cabaret

  2226 Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 62204
  1am is apparently still too early

  This club was formerly Wise Guys, and the signage out front still mentions that as well as the new Dreams Cabaret name. It's just down the street from C-Mowe's, and a short drive from...
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  4 months ago

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  EastCoaster
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  4 months ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
  Some changes for the worse, but still beautiful dancers and decent dances

  Hustler in East St. Louis / Washington Park has been a favorite of mine over the years. It's about ten minutes from downtown St. Louis, right off the highway (so not quite as deep...
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  4 months ago

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  EastCoaster
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  6 months ago
  Christies Cabaret

  1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283
  Nice club without any dancers

  I squeezed in a visit to Christies Cabaret on a Monday at lunch time. The club is in Tempe, which was not a long drive from where I was staying in downtown Phoenix. I...
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  6 months ago

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  Evergreen98
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  6 months ago
  Palomino

  1848 Las Vegas Blvd N North Las Vegas, NV 89030
  Hot dancers, great stage, decent dances

  Palomino is in north Las Vegas, so a longer trip from strip hotels than the plethora of other clubs in town. If you're in a group they have a van you can request, but...
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  6 months ago
  Bourbon Street

  2901 E Thomas Rd Phoenix, AZ 85008
  Fit dancers with fake boobs in a dead club

  I made a brief stop at Bourbon on a Wednesday around 10pm. It was a short drive from downtown Phoenix. Parking was free. Cover was $10. Water was $5. The club was fairly...
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  6 months ago

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  Heellover
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  6 months ago
  Bandaids Showclub

  2548 N 7th St Phoenix, AZ 85006
  Not fancy and mid-range dancers, but fun dances

  Bandaids was the smallest of the clubs I visited in Phoenix. It's on a corner with a free parking lot. There was no cover when I arrived mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. Upon entrance there...
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  6 months ago

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  davejones1978
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  6 months ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014
  Lots of dancers, decent club, expensive non-floor dances

  I was passing through Phoenix and checked out a few different clubs, none at ideal times. The first was Hi-Liter on a Sunday evening. Parking was free in a decent, well-lit (but unmonitored) lot....
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  6 months ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
  Latina grindhouse

  Chicas Bonitas is a dive in north Las Vegas. It's a short walk from Palomino. I like pairing visits to both. They have a gravel parking lot which is free. Cover is just $5,...
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  5 months ago

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  TripleH
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  7 months ago
  Club Blaze

  3438 Moreland Ave Conley, GA 30288
  A better second visit, with friendly dancer(s) and still cheap dances

  My first visit to Blaze was decidedly mediocre, but I was in Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to give it another try. Free parking, and no cover charge. The doorman gave a...
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  7 months ago
  Vivide (V Live)

  1271 Marietta Blvd NW Atlanta, GA 30318
  Has the parking lot always been this bad?

  I usually take a ride share to Vivide, but ended up driving myself this time around. I was shocked at how bad the parking lot was. It was more broken than not, and some...
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  8 months ago
  Colorado Bar & Grill

  6710 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074
  Strange decor, but attractive dancers. Mediocre dances. Meh.

  Colorado was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Houston, in the "Mahatma Gandhi District". There were a bunch of restaurants nearby, Indian and otherwise. There was a large free parking lot behind the...
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  8 months ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056
  Large, relaxed, upscale club with beautiful dancers

  Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing...