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Reviews by schmoe31415

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  18 days ago
  Onyx

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Nice club, some good dances, not many dancers, and some didn't want to be there

  I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There...
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  25 days ago
  Purple Orchid

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Just ok, from club to dancers, though with one very fun dance

  I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another...
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  25 days ago
  Cheerleaders Philadelphia

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Big mostly-bar space with pretty, friendly dancers

  I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on...
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  a month ago
  Hoops

  New York, New York
  Sports-themed club with good basic lap dances

  Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover...
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  a month ago

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  PAWG_Patrol
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  a month ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  New York, New York
  Nice place, pretty dancers, relaxed vibe

  Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of Fiji water was $11. The club inside was nice - a...
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  a month ago

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  FrustratedInTheUS
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  a month ago
  Satin Dolls

  New York, New York
  Waste of time and money on a Monday

  Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm. Neither of the two doormen asked for ID or did...
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  a month ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  Washington Park, Illinois
  Hot dancers, good dances, terrible dance purchase process

  I stop in the Hustler club most times I swing through St. Louis. Over the last few years it's been one of my favorite clubs. It reliably has hot dancers, excellent stage shows, good...
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  a month ago
  C-Mowe's Show Club

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Bar with tits, unexceptional dancers, but potential for casual entertainment

  C-Mowes is an odd place. It's not really a strip club. It's a big warehouse-like building on a fenced-in gravel lot in a rundown part of Washington Park, about a ten minute drive from...
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  2 months ago
  Brad's Brass Flamingo

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  Hot dancers, good dances

  Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an...
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  2 months ago

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  schmoe31415
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  3 months ago
  Pure Platinum

  Frankfurt, Germany
  Decent club with good dances

  Pure Platinum is a club in what I guess is the red light district of Frankfurt, not far from the main train station. The neighborhood is full of "eros centers" and such. There are...
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  3 months ago

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  caseyx
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  3 months ago
  Pascha Nightclub

  Cologne, Germany
  Empty club, terrible pricey dances, adjacent nearly abandoned brothel

  Pascha in Cologne Germany is both a strip club and a brothel. They share a building, with the brothel rooms upstairs from the club. Despite the proximity, they didn't seem to really have anything...
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  3 months ago

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  RonJax2
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  3 months ago
  Hospital Bar

  Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Themed club in the Red Light District

  Hospital Bar is one of the small strip clubs in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. The club was up a set of steep, narrow stairs. Cover was 40E, which included two drinks. There...
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  3 months ago
  BonTon

  Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Nice but expensive small club outside the RLD with tame dances but FS options

  Bonton was the only club I visited that was not on or next to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. It was about a half hour walk, or a similar tram ride, from the...
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  3 months ago
  La Vie en Proost

  Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Tiny club near the RLD with awkward dances

  La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10...
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  3 months ago

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  schmoe31415
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  3 months ago
  Moulin Rouge

  Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Goofy entertainment and some perfunctory live sex

  It looks like there haven't been reviews of this place posted in years, so I don't know if there's any interest in one (which is reasonable given the US-centric TUSCL audience). But I did...
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  3 months ago

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  schmoe31415
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  4 months ago
  Pin Ups

  Decatur, Georgia
  Mixed experiences - decent Thursday, unpleasantly disappointing Friday

  I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the...
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  3 months ago

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  casino
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  4 months ago
  Candyland

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Convenient to downtown, but that's about it

  Candyland is in downtown Atlanta, an easy walk from lots of hotels including the one I was staying in, and a couple blocks from a decent sushi place. This made it one of the...
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  4 months ago
  Seductions

  Atlanta, Georgia
  A decent time

  Seductions, like Club Blaze, is south of downtown Atlanta, closer to the airport than Blaze. It took me a good 25 minutes to drive there mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, with a bit of (typical)...
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  4 months ago
  The O Atlanta

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Very nice club, not enough dancers, decent dances

  The O was about a twenty-five minute drive northeast from downtown Atlanta. The parking was a bit awkward to find behind the club, and not in great shape, but was free. There was a...
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  4 months ago
  Club Blaze

  Conley, Georgia
  Better dancers than club, cheap one-note dances

  Club Blaze is about twenty minutes mostly south from downtown Atlanta, and twenty minutes mostly east from the airport. The latter is what led me to stop on a Sunday afternoon after flying into...
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  4 months ago

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  Local Hick
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  5 months ago
  Dreams Cabaret

  Washington Park, Illinois
  1am is apparently still too early

  This club was formerly Wise Guys, and the signage out front still mentions that as well as the new Dreams Cabaret name. It's just down the street from C-Mowe's, and a short drive from...
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  5 months ago

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  EastCoaster
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  5 months ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  Washington Park, Illinois
  Some changes for the worse, but still beautiful dancers and decent dances

  Hustler in East St. Louis / Washington Park has been a favorite of mine over the years. It's about ten minutes from downtown St. Louis, right off the highway (so not quite as deep...
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  5 months ago

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  EastCoaster
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  7 months ago
  Christies Cabaret

  Tempe, Arizona
  Nice club without any dancers

  I squeezed in a visit to Christies Cabaret on a Monday at lunch time. The club is in Tempe, which was not a long drive from where I was staying in downtown Phoenix. I...
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  7 months ago

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  Evergreen98
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  7 months ago
  Palomino

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Hot dancers, great stage, decent dances

  Palomino is in north Las Vegas, so a longer trip from strip hotels than the plethora of other clubs in town. If you're in a group they have a van you can request, but...