Reviews

I arrived at Hoops around ten on Friday night. The doorman was friendly and looked at my ID, but didn't do any sort of pat down. Inside, he said the cover was normally $20 but…

1 mo ago1

The Boxxx Office

Portage, WI

Chill spot, better dance than I expected

The Boxxx Office is a couple of quick miles off the interstate. It feels in the middle of nowhere, but it wasn't hard to get to. I stopped by while on a drive along the…

2 mos ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Weeknight specials worth considering

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've mostly visited Hustler Club in St. Louis / Washington Park on the weekend. On a recent trip I did that, but I also went during the week, and found it worthwhile. Hustler is just…

3 mos ago

Cheeks

Washington Park, IL

Re-opened, but empty

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The place still has the "Cheeks" sign out front. It also has big "Now Open" signs, along with "Latina Nights" and something about tacos. In the afternoon, despite the lit signs, I didn't see any…

3 mos ago

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

A few minor club updates, the usual (good) dancers and dances

I arrived fairly early at Vivide, maybe 2:00pm on a Monday. There were plenty of spots left in the main parking lot, though it was starting to fill in already. Parking and cover were each…

4 mos ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

A good visit to Blaze

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Club Blaze was closed on Sunday afternoon when I first went by due to the Easter holiday. I went back on Tuesday afternoon. The free parking lot felt fairly full but the crowd inside wasn't…

4 mos ago

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Decent club, attractive dancers, tame but pleasant dances

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Ritz Cabaret was on the edge of the Fells Point neighborhood, which is full of bars, shops, and restaurants. The vibe can change from one street to the next in Baltimore, but this neighborhood was…

4 mos ago

American Bush

South Salt Lake, UT

Odd vibe on the floor, but surprisingly good dances

American Bush is in commercial or light-industrial area about a ten minute ride from downtown Salt Lake City. I arrived around 9pm on a Saturday. I didn't see a charge for parking, but took a…

4 mos ago1

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Huge empty club, a few decent lap dances with one standout

I stopped for the night at a highway hotel on a road trip on a Thursday evening. Atlantis was not far so I decided to give it a try. It had a large well-lit parking…

5 mos ago

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Party vibe, good (but not private) dances

My second stop in the Pompano area was Booby Trap, visiting on a Friday evening about 9:00pm. They had a large parking lot, with a $5 charge to be near the door and $2 for…

5 mos ago2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Better dances and overall experience than last trip

I was in Fort Lauderdale for a long weekend and visited a trio of the Pompano area clubs. The first was Diamond Dolls. The club was easy to spot with a long line of tall,…

5 mos ago

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Unfancy, uncomplicated club with attractive Latinas and heavy-grind dances

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Chicas Bonitas is a short walk down the street from Palomino, and I often end up there after spending time at the first club. I did the pairing on a recent Tuesday evening, heading over…

9 mos ago1

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Hot dancers, good stage show, decent dances.

I visited Palomino on a Tuesday evening, arriving around 9:30pm. I walked over from Jerry's Nugget across the street. The randomized cover odds were in my favor this time, as I was let in without…

9 mos ago

DV8

Portland, OR

Slow, dive-adjacent club with mediocre but friendly dancers and expensive dances

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I visited DV8 on a Monday evening about 10pm, after a fifteen minute ride from my airport hotel. There was nobody at the door, so no pat down, ID check, or cover charge. There was…

9 mos ago3

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

Friendly, low-pressure club with variety of dancers and decent dances

Casa Diablo was about a ten minute ride from my hotel near the convention center. They had a decent amount of parking up their steep driveway that appeared free. When I entered about 9:30pm on…

10 mos ago2

Bad Angel

Munich, DE

Expensive and vague pricing for unexceptional experience

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Bad Angel is in the center of Munich, not far from the main train station. It's surrounded by lots of hotels and a ton of kebab places. I visited about 9:30pm on a Wednesday, which…

10 mos ago

Goldfingers

Prague, CZ

Extravagant stage shows with beautiful women; expensive low-contact dances

Goldfingers was the second club I visited in Prague. It's in Old Town, off one of the big streets. The outside entry leads to a long walk deep into the building, and then a walk…

10 mos ago2

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Nice space, but stupidly loud, uncomfortable chairs, few dancers, and tame dance

I was at the old Follies a few times. I never quite got the hype, finding it cramped and dingy, but the dance intensity was there. The Follies name has been used several times since…

10 mos ago1

FKK Sunshine

Munich, DE

Beautiful women, small club, nice rooms, little besides the rooms

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

While I was in Munich, I visited one strip club (Bad Angel, reviewed elsewhere) and one FKK. There are a couple in/around Munich, all small based on reviews, and I chose FKK Sunshine. It had…

10 mos ago

Darling Cabaret

Prague, CZ

Nice club and good stage show, but expensive, tame dances

I visited two strip clubs in Prague, both in Old Town. The first was a trip to Darling Cabaret on a Tuesday around 10pm. The club is easily reached on foot, as is everything in…

10 mos ago

Globe Club

Volketswil, CH

Mostly skinny, enhanced women, but some variety and a unique experience

I sometimes wonder if the German nudists of Freikörperkultur (FKK) are irritated that the term has been adopted by the brothel sauna clubs. I imagine it makes it difficult to find an FKK location/event that…

10 mos ago2

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, IL

Nice remote club with some fun dances

Blackjack's is kind of in the middle of nowhere, outside the small town of Elgin and some distance off the highway. The country road on which the club sits doesn't allow a left turn, so…

1 yr ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

Smokey and loud, but a good variety of dancers and ultra-cheap dances

Club Blaze is a great option if I'm either south of Atlanta near the airport or I'm out on a Sunday afternoon (when, say, Vivide is closed). Both were true on my last visit. Free…

1 yr ago1

SYN Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, GA

Another nice, but nearly empty, club