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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The…
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http://www.amazon.com/Support-Single-Moms-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B000UZCIAK
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He'll be visiting Ohio and the University of Toledo soon.... http://nbc4i.com/2015/08/27/buddie-the-marijuana-mascot-unveiled-at-u-of-toledo/
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Get back in there and SELL!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H2FIf1oH4
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After perusing SJG's latest novel on Mexican pussy... I've come to the conclusion that this is the REAL type of pussy he's looking for.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU
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Lol. The picture of the guy in the article with the wax figure is priceless! https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/blogs/celeb-news/madame-tussauds-explains-why-it-chose-that-position-for-nicki-minaj-s-wax-figure-190702725.html
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/hackers-dump-stolen-ashley-madison-data-onto-the-dark-web/ar-BBlQTmS
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Gonna start having these Ho's pay ME! lol,,, https://www.yahoo.com/style/i-give-happy-ending-massages-to-women-for-a-116487499003.html
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This makes perfect sense to me ... She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting…
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-discovers-mans-eyes-arent-wandering-accident-050011133.html Did any of you guys go camping last week? lol.
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Found a vintage video of one of our TUSCL posters at the local nudie bar. ;) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXsL9nI9wdo
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Unfounded rumors of VIP being closed at Penthouse Detroit are not true. Business as usual and curtains are still up in VIP I am here on a Friday afternoon. This is probably the best place for a TUSCL meet up…
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I call Bull Shit. Only 20%? 10% in the rest of the U.S.? No way. Has to be much higher then those percentages. https://www.yahoo.com/health/which-coast-is-more-likely-to-cheat-east-or-west-123996862922.html
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I don't know about you, but I'd volunteer to investigate this accident for the insurance company.... http://m.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/Woman-driver-crashed-van-pleasuring/story-26891233-detail/story.html
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The Lord Mane even made it to church after.... http://www.brobible.com/life/article/man-gets-tased-three-times/
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No more "Greecing" bouncers or club managers! We're all doomed! Doomed I say! Run for the hills! Women and children first! When we wake up tomorrow, the sun won't rise in the East and it won't set in the West! Dogs will be…
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Papi a "Douchebag loser....?" A pathetic loser, sure... But never a douchebag loser.... Lol. ;) http://www.twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=17809&p=108336#p108336 Strippers. Whatcha gonna do? It's all stripper shit and stripper web drama stuff.
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Next thing you know, they are going to have sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads.... Just like Dr. Evil always wanted! https://www.yahoo.com/news/shark-mounted-cameras-reveal-predators-deep-sea-secrets-132256578.html
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Malaysian flight 370... Amelia Earhart... Randolph Scott... The Ark of the Covenant... My first girlfriend... That bouncer Rick greased using "the system". My friend's hair on his head... The guy who sang: "She blinded me with science"... And most importanly... all my money. lol.
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http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/06/12/video-shows-teen-as-tumbles-over-cruise-ship-stairwell-rail/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_mobile&intcmp=obnetwork
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The local dentist office must be missing a few canisters of the stuff....
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All those pictures of juice in protective gear? He doesn't work for a pharmaceutical/medical company. He's been performing experiments on chickens to get more wings and drum sticks!!!!! Now that's some XXXTra chicken wings and drumsticks! https://www.yahoo.com/news/kfc-going-court-dispel-rumors-gmo-spider-chickens-220248663.html
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Lol! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-nfzcUiPk
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I know this has been discussed before, but in curious as to how many of you have actually had this happen to, or think it's true. It's been discussed that the closer we get to the end of the month, the…
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FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold…
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