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OT: Joke of the day.

warhawks

Crazy Town USA

FIVE UNDENIABLE
FACTS



A wise person once
said:



1. We all love to
spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments
in life are enjoyed without clothes.



2. Having a cold
drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold
night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!



3. Breaking News:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was
wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.



4. Arguing over a
girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,
Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.



AND



5. I haven't
verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that
women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who
mention it.