OT: Joke of the day.

FIVE UNDENIABLE
FACTS

A wise person once
said:

1. We all love to
   spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments
   in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold
   drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold
   night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!

3. Breaking News:
   Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was
   wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a
   girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,
   Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
   but will grab whatever is available.

AND

1. I haven't
   verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that
   women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who
   mention it.