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9 years ago
@pensionking that truly sounds like a miserable life. We need more positive stories of marriage
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9 years ago
from what I heard, if you don't live in the area or aren't vacationing around there, don't bother. It's glorified overpriced average sex. But you can think of it as your paying for the license to pay for sex with no repercussions (beyond the judicial system)
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9 years ago
i forgot oregon existed
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9 years ago
crowds mean no fun and no special treatment. An empty bar means huge expectations I'm not willing to satisfy. Being one of the few patrons in the building, women EXPECT that I give them money since I'm practically the only one here. I guess a FEW empty tables is fine for me. No more, no less.
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9 years ago
@seaboardrr so what your saying is, these strippers need to meet me?
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9 years ago
@seaboardrr Don't you just love double standards (sarcasm)
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9 years ago
@chandler I get that but shouldn't the hottest of the hot standout above the mediocre. I know out of every 20 there's 2 hot strippers. And every time I've seen them, that's all I did, was see them. From afar, because they were always monopolized by the "adults" and always were on the move between a dude and the bathroom/locker room. Perhaps I'm overthinking or overlooking something. I don't know.
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9 years ago
ah a sort of double entendre. Didn't know that yen meant a strong desire. Eh, you could do better.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
The Jizz Factory
Cum Dumpster
Wet pants and panties
The Grinder
Over the Lap
Lap's Dance Hall
Fizzy Pop
Lock and Pop
Stream Buster
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9 years ago
I've also met Fabolous but it was more to get him to meet my surrogate cousin. He seemed impressed that I wasn't goggling all over him. Probably because I was 12 or 13 and didn't realize he was Fabolous until my surrogate cousin told me AFTER he was gone. This seems to be a common trend with me.
Does meeting the creators of Avatar: the Last Airbender count at Comic con since I didn't care to wait on an hour long line to meet Stan Lee
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9 years ago
Yeah, I met up with Akon one random day in the hood in Brooklyn. He was impressed that I was from Zimbabwe and apparently blended in so well with African-Americans while still holding African pride. We had a good long conversation about Africa's various countries' problems and what should be done about them. This all happened in the elevator, and he seemed really pleased to have met me. Probably because I didn't realize it was THE Akon until he was already gone. This was when he first blew up and I was about 16 years old. I felt ridiculous
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9 years ago
@itsmytime I don't get it.
@shadowcat I don't get it
@ime Stop being macho, nobody knows who you are personally.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I guess the good thing about being black: strippers are too scared to try the ROB technique out of fear of stereotypes. Sometimes you gotta love stereotypes
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9 years ago
@chandler why would the "hot" ones quit when they have all the men wanting to jump their bones. They should be bringing in the most cheddar?
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9 years ago
@chessmaster well Cheetah's isn't exactly a hole in the wall now is it? It seems like there's more prostitution scandels in big wig clubs rather than dingy clubs. And an even split of 2AMers between the two.
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9 years ago
http://openjurist.org/215/f3d/145/united-states-of-america-v-troy-footman
here;s the play by play. In regards to the OP, that man sure is lucky he got out while he could. He's not being convicted to jail time too is he? (too lazy to read the play by play)
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
either he is changing servers, it's overloaded or his ISP having issues thus having issues to send packets over the network. Either way the answer is yes. Probably will be better tomorrow.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
2.5-3min*
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
the reviewer's a dumb ass. If it was for 10 minutes and each dance approximates to around 2.3-3 minutes, then that's about $60. He's such a fucking moron.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
but I get that every time I sit away from the stages. This is usually done by Spanish women but if any women I'm not interested in does that, I'll enjoy the stick shifting for a moment before I send her on her merry way
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
everything has been posted before. Don't feel ashamed that your recycling a topic
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9 years ago
Was that analogy on purpose? Or was that a racist joke. If the latter, you could do far better
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9 years ago
, the girls will come whether you're skinny or hefty. I've seen plenty and I mean PLENTY of skinny youngsters these days with fine behind women (and rocking the skinny jeans). And they be running around wearing small tee shirts like they brolic with their bird chests. And I'm unfortunately skinny for my height (196lb), so me being single doesn't NECESSARILY have to deal with my body per se. I blame the Justin Bieber movement personally. So that's why I don't put it at the top my list. Oh sure it will make plenty of women wet down there, but its not the absolute necessity to scoring.
And me personally, like I said before, it's nearly impossible to find jeans in my size and long shirts in my size currently and proper weight health is more important than nabbing a chick.
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9 years ago
to answer the OP: NOPE, as long as your not obese, being smooth and having dough is all you need. Essentially, be a Cee Lo of your nationality and your golden. But I don't work out to attract ladies. That's a idiot thing to do and more than likely doesn't work for people with that particular goal in mind. I work out to stay in shape, keep up my minimum weight level and beyond and be able to fit jeans and shirts appropriate for my height. Being 6'5" isn't easy my friends. If you don't got girth, everything is a blouse or your little brother's clothing. Jeans are even worse since they don't make 34"x38+" pants of any style. Base being fit around being happy, not just to attract the girlies.
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9 years ago
wait a minute? Only $5 for entry? They are tech heads, we get paid bread, why such cheap entrance? But then again, I shouldn't complain since I don't live there anyway and it seems like good business practice. Wish such a thing happened in NY but I'm being wistful