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Me and the LoveDart often have this debate. While I say "I have the gold so I make the rules",she counters with"I have the pussy so I make the rules".Is this a chicken-egg thing?
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Scat! I'm hooking up with your ex wife.She wants to know where her check is.
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Got two naked chicks cleaning my house,interesting.Will post later.
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How's the clubbing up there?
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Somebody tell Avalon from PP Cola to return my garage door opener.
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I just cut the biggest check ever for my taxes.I feel molested.
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Rip Percy Sledge.
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Anybody remember a stripper named Malibu? She wrote a book through her online creative writing degree called,"Stripped Alive".I would love to get a copy of it.
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Went from a stripper that acted like a child to a stripper that has a child.Somebody talk me out of this.You know why I'm there.
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My cat never let me down.
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Pelosi just showed her pussy.
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Do you now see how the uncertainty of Bebe's reception affected the markets.I'm betting on an uptick when he has said his piece.
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Are you kidding me?You're fucking kidding me.
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Sometimes you want to give them words of encouragement.Sometimes you want to put them down like"Old Yeller".
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Would you?
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Anyone ever been there?It's like you're fucking five different girls.
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Off I go into the wild blue yonder.
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You migrating
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Will thou get thy shit together and reconstitute profile pics.After all what the fuck do we pay you for?
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Why doesn't he prop anyone?
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Who did not make it back: I bow to you. I am humbled by you. I thank you.
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No new discussions in 17 hours?Founder!!!!
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This is why I am proud to live in this country.
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Atlanta: Oh, I left the toaster oven on.
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