Posts by tumblingdice

Atlanta: Oh, I left the toaster oven on.

Were you or were you not seen in Platinum Plus Columbia with Bonesbrother?

That's what I heard last time I fucked a stripper.She got pissed when I started laughing.Whats the funniest shit you've heard while fucking a stripper?

I am in search of: VP Under Secretary CFO COO If the NCAA can do it with Northwestern,I can do it with strippers.

Have mixed race offspring in South Carolina? Is it a "Fuck you Daddy thing?"

Shut up.

Do you feel they are the only faces they can turn to that will not judge them?

Lets hope that this is a sign of things to come.

Go ahead,google it.Creepy.

You find yourselves at PP Cola,I'm buying.Alucard,I'll even fly you in,one way.

I have a surprise waiting for you when I SEE you asshole. Why would you want to see my asshole?

Your Soda City Sweetie just informed me today is your special day. After all,where would we be without your stories of 2am'ers,your Mustang,your lifetime pass to the PP chain,your recycled semen and Flomax? All kidding aside,have a sex filled day. Dice