Comments by tumblingdice (page 28)

John,John,John,are you still high?No pussy is ever free.

Hey Scat,was your wife a mail order bride?And was there postage due?

Hey Scat,was your wife a mail order bride?If so was she "Postage Due"?Please let me know,I have a boat to be cleaned.

My girl tells me everything.You would be surprised to learn who the biggest racist is on this board.

Cashed in my "Body Camera" Stocks a week ago.Taking "Super Brat" down to Beaufort,SC to check out a 4 br 3 ba with a 40' dock.I can taste those soft shelled crabs right now.

Where's the greasy Mexican that takes me for half my worth?

Fag on parade.

I had sex with 17 year olds all the time when I was 15.

I'll drink to that.

JS69,I think there is something you're not telling us about your divorce.

Shadow does,his wife was in labor and he was out clubbing.

Scat,I think Lopaw is talking about you.

JustStupid69,quit chasing your tail ya dumbass tick hound.

JS69,quit while you're ahead.

What are the chances that Scat and JS69 have the same divorce lawyer?

Hey Rocky,you could have been a "Rush"cover band and have that jackass Farmerart up your culo.

I bet Scat wishes he had my lawyers.

Hey Rockstar,"I want you to want me,I need you to need me",how much revenue can that generate?

I dislike the Patriots as much as anyone but Belichick learned from the best,Bill Parcells.Parcells would have the ground crew open the the gates at the ends of the stadium when the visiting kicker was attempting a field goal.If anyone has ever sat in Giants Stadium in the Meadowlands in November you know what I mean.Just win baby.

Lawyers are a necessary evil.When I call mine I can hear them hit the stop watch for billable hours.My last convo with them was about marrying a stripper.They told me to have her sign a prenup but leave everthing to her.This didn't sit to well with Lovedart,but she never was any good at math.

I spent my youth in Philly.Believe me they need the Pope.

Save a seat for Alucard.

I went into PP Cola to bust my girls balls.The manager sheepishly asked me to leave.For shits and giggles I asked for my $3 back.When I turned to leave I made a move towards the manager.That son of a bitch jumped into the rafters.Yeah,guess what,I'm not allowed in there anymore.

Mikey,you get a hall pass.