Comments by Papi_Chulo (page 49)

  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Why I never worry about ROBs
    As I’ve posted in the past, strip-club are places of vice and lots of fast-$$$ flowing around – there will often be a certain amount of shady-people from staff to dancers to custies so the potential for getting ROBed will often be there, in some clubs more than others. Add to this that many SCers are often inexperienced SCers and that SCs function differently that just about any other business the avg person is used to dealing with on day-to-day basis, this adds to the ROBish environment in many clubs (analogous to tourists that get ripped-off in tourist-areas b/c they don’t know the environment). Most experienced SCers have gotten burned at some point and usually take steps to mitigate that from happening in the future – but at the end of the day part of the SC model is based on the “honor system” for lack of a better word; i.e. based on the custy getting what he paid for or the dancer getting paid for what she provided. One can mitigate getting ripped-off but not eliminate it 100% - there are times where one has to eat a room-fee etc – and their at times one will be in a position where it’s a “he-said she-said” and depending on the club one either has to pay the ROB or just have to leave the club and potentially never return (often times the club/staff is not purview to what was agreed-to/not-agreed-to and it can be a crapshoot whether the club takes her side or stays neutral). IMO it’s a bit disingenuous to state one doesn’t worry about ROBs if one rarely does ITC things like VIP or get dances – if one avoids these things then of course very-little to worry-about – but if one routinely partakes in ITC VIPs and/or dances, then it can be an issue especially in certain types of clubs. SCing while worrying about getting ROBed of course can take away from the fun – but in certain clubs the ROB-factor is def warranted especially if one partakes in a lot of ITC activity – at the very-least one needs to be aware of the potential and adjust accordingly based on the type of club one is hitting and the type/level of “ITCing” one is partaking in.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Dodge discontinuing charger & challenger in favor of electric "muscle car"
    IDK about that Daytona and trying to make it look-like and sound-like an ICE-muscle-car yet being fully-electric while making fake muscle-ICE-noise - I think you gotta pick either or - I don't think most muscle-heads are gonna-go for that fake muscle-car-noise BS; but time will tell.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Dodge discontinuing charger & challenger in favor of electric "muscle car"
    It will be interesting to see how many EV-versions they sell vs how many they sold of the ICE version (I think they are coming out with the same-models but as EVs).
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Dodge discontinuing charger & challenger in favor of electric "muscle car"
    I guess Dodge is trying to go woke (or being forced to?) - AFAIK those two cars sell very-well - they should build both types (ICE and EV versions) and let the market-decide vs forcing EVs down people's throats - I assume when the EV market/infrastructure has matured enough, the transition will happen organically vs forcing it when it's not ready yet fro primetime (similarly to when Germany tried to go green by force b/f it was in a position to truly go green).
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jimmybigtits
    Western PA
    Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
    Yeah fake-boobs are not something I go for - sometimes they look good inside a sexy-top and I may not notice right-away they're fake and will usually be disappointed when I learn they're fake - I will usually pass on fake-tits unless there's other things about her I really like (like a great ass) - so I'll usually pass on fake-titties or at best get-dances in-spite of them - I may also get dances w/ fake-boobed dancers if I happen to be in a club where a large-proportion of the dancers have them and the natural-girls may be slim-pickings, but I rarely visit those types of clubs.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Nude dancer
    I told this story a few years ago. This must’ve been circa-2016 or so; at the peak of my PLing – I was hitting one of the small-black-dives downhere in Miami that was in my PL-rotation. It was a late-afternoon but still dayshift – as w/ almost every black-club I’ve been to, there was a mandatory-patdown at the door – as I’m getting patted-down there’s a dancer behind me in street-clothes waiting to come in the club (to dance) - I knew-her from another black-dive (had gotten dances from her at the other club on a previous occasion or two but it’d been a while) – anyway we just say hello to each other and I make my way into the club. This club (Club Climaxxx in Miami) had two bars – a main-bar where most people sat which had a stage inside; and a smaller back-bar which was usually offline and usually no-one sitting there – I usually tried to sit in the main-bar and that is where I would get my dances since most of the dances at this dive where $5 floor/table/barside dances – I can’t remember the reason now but for w/e reason I was sitting at the back-bar which was kinda away from the action – about 10-minutes had passed since I’d come in and I was looking towards the main-bar where most of the action was (PLs and dancers congregating and the stage-show; not much going-on where I was sitting in the secondary bar). As I had my eyes set in the direction of the main-bar/stage looking straight-ahead; all of a sudden right beside me was the dancer that had been behind-me in street-clothes when I had come into the club - I didn’t see her come-up-on-me b/c I had my attention towards the main-stage straight ahead and she had come-in at my 3’oclock-position – anyway w/o me noticing she was standing right-beside-me ... butt … ass … naked only wearing a pair of red-dancer-shoes which looked like stilettos – that was ALL that she was wearing (sexy red dancer-shoes/stilettos) – she was short (about 5’0 or 5’1; meaty but not necessarily thick; kinda a gymnast’s/cheerleader athletic body and she looked great naked – she was in her mid-20s and very-firm; butt-ass-naked and NOTHING sagged - she had sexy taught-brown-skin and perky-Bs that did not move an inch when braless and looked pretty-good-sized given her smallish-frame w/ a completely-flat-stomach and a beautifully shaped round-bubble-butt that would naturally stick up in the air. The small Miami black-dives are mostly floor-dances and often full-nude – so not that rare for a dancer to walk around nude but that is usually either b/c they’ve just gotten off-stage and maybe headed to the dressing-room; or they just finished giving a dance – but o/w they would usually approach you, or walk around the club, w/ their outfit on. Anyway for w/e reason it made an impression on me even though it wasn’t rare to see some naked-girls on the floor (especially giving dances); I guess it partly made an impression on me b/c I wasn’t expecting her to walk up to me completely-naked; and in-part b/c I hadn’t seen her coming and she kinda caught me by surprise (I was looking in a different direction, felt a presence at my side and when I look … bam! … a totally nude sexy-ebony w/ a great-bod only wearing sexy red stripper shoes which may have actually been stilettos) – and she had the kinda athletic yet curvy-bod that looked fantastic naked – till this day I wonder if she did-it on purpose, or if she just happened for w/e reason not to have her stripper outfit w/ her that day (perhaps she had just come-in on the spur of the moment to dance at that club?). Needless to say I got a bunch of dances from her right there and then – she gave very-good-dances and was a bit of a freak - we actually went to the $10 lap-dance area which was communal but kinda out of view of the main-room and on dayshift not uncommon for it to be empty – I got dances from her for about 30-minutes straight (I was in my commando shorts and she would almost fuck me over-the-shorts; my dick would almost be inside-her over my thin commando shorts) – after we’re done she said she was wet – I took-it as SS and her just trying to stroke my PL-ego; so when I didn’t give it much importance she took my hand and put-it on her pussy and damn; that shit was supa-wet and supa-slippery. Nice to have those PL-memories.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jimmybigtits
    Western PA
    Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
    Chicks that cuss/talk-ghetto/talk-gangsta - not that a cuss word slips-out once in a while, but that almost every sentence out of her mouth has cuss-word(s)
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jimmybigtits
    Western PA
    Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
    Doesn't happen often - but when a dancer wraps her legs around a PL's neck and starts pulling on his neck w/ her legs. Nipple-rings - not so much the way they look but b/c they get in the way. Smoking - downhere in the South many clubs still allow smoking inside - not a deal-breaker but a turn-off for me - heck, when I'm watching porn and I see a chick w/ a cigarette, or worst yet a blunt, I don't watch that clip (even those hookah smoke-clouds I find unattractive).
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Mrwhite
    Indiana
    Best strip club in America
    Not a good idea to use a credit-card in most strip-clubs unless one is very-familiar w/ the club and one knows from firsthand knowledge it has a good rep; otherwise best to not take the chance – the padded credit-card-bill could have been the staff taking the liberty to tip themselves – this is a fairly tourist-heavy-club thus even more-reason to be on guard. “… We sat in the king tut Egyptian styled room … A private vip dance with two girls cost $100 …” Most people that sit in those rooms are non-hardcore strip-clubbers that are there more to party; or at least this is how it comes across to most of the dancers and they are likely seen as easy-marks – lap-dances are $25/song; it’s not clear how many songs you did for the $100 you paid but it comes across as if it was just one song and if that is the case then you got taken.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    MrEddyG
    Ontario
    Not bad not great
    A lot of clubs in ATL are no-touch air-dance-clubs; and the no-touch/air-dance s*** can sip into clubs like Blaze where touching is allowed thus making good-contact-dances at Blaze inconsistent since many of the dancers and custies are used to no-touch-clubs. The M.O. of this club is that the upstairs is kinda the “party area” – the M.O. is that the girls that don’t like to give mileage (don’t like being touched) usually hang upstairs; and the ones that don’t mind giving contact-dances, hang-out downstairs (although this is not universal; sometimes one can get a good-contact-dance upstairs and sometimes you end up w/ a low-mileage-dance downstairs). The mileage also tends to be a bit-better on dayshift in clubs like this. The curtained VIP-room is private-enough for extras if the girl is down (I’ve had extras in those rooms in the past pre-Covid) – extras can be had here but it’s not a heavy-extras club per se (even dance-mileage can often be more hit than miss) – w.r.t. the girl you took to VIP; if her dances were low-mileage out in the floor, that usually doesn’t make them a good VIP candidate. Vivide *dayshift* is about the only place to get decent mileage right now – but nightshift will more like Blaze (or worse) – one needs to go to Vivide on dayshift to get the “Vivide experience”.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Great Tuesday at Scarletts
    Unless the club has changed recently; this review doesn't add up w.r.t. to a Scarlett's Hallandale review.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    0sammy4
    California
    First time at Cheetahs
    Some inconsistencies in this review - reads more like a a review of Cheetah Pompano than Cheetah Hallandale - although AFAIK in Cheetah Pompano there isn't a security walk-through the dance-area - IMO these inconsistencies cast-doubt on this review
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    WiseToo
    New York
    Stripper Names
    In all my time on TUSCL I don't recall anyone stating they got dances or didn't get dances based on the stripper's name
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Penis
    Life is like a penis - when you're lucky it's long - unfortunately sometimes it's short
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Mapping the Cuban invasion
    Pretty-soon there'll be more Cubans in the U.S. than in Cuba - causing both a brain-drain and a booty-drain
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    drewcareypnw
    not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
    Clubbing terms popping up in Civvie life…
    I think it was the old TUSCLer @Steve229 who once posted receiving a group-email at work stating all PLs needed to attend a particular meeting - his eyebrows rose but in that context PLs were Project Leads - LOL
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Semi Regular
    Semi-Regular, Keep your eyes Open
    Current most Regular Club
    "... The entertainers are, on average younger and more fit than Bogarts & Henrys ..." The OP seems to be comparing the dancers to Bogarts and H8 - in that context the Cricket girls may excel - others on here often use Flight Club and similar clubs as the metric for talent and in that context the Cricket girls will often not measure up - it's a "beauty is in the eye of the beholder/club" kinda thing.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    College towns and strip clubs
    I think the “college girl dancing to pay for school” is more of an urban-myth/wish, than reality – not saying there aren’t some that fit that bill, but IME they seem to be the exception. I’m of the mind that a lot of dancers dance out of necessity; they may be in tough financial circumstances; or be in a dead-end-job where they don’t see themselves making good $$$ for a long time; and thus see dancing as a way out per se – I don’t think being a college-student actually fits the circumstances of why most strippers become strippers - when one is in college, one is often in a bubble per se, vs “being out in the real world” – I imagine there are girls in college w/ tough financial situations that may turn to stripping just as a non-college-girl w/ tough financial situations would, but I think most girls that turn to stripping it’s often b/c of tough current/past situations and being in college is usually not one of those tough situations that makes a girl to turn to stripping. My 2-centavos.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ever been asked to wait for VIP?
    I’m not an extras-or-nothing PL thus I’m ok w/ just getting dances from a dancer if she’s my type and she gives good-dances. It seems this dancer is not yet ready to “go over to the (extras) dark side” – since I’m not an “extras or nothing” type PL, I don’t hold-it-against-a-dancer/blacklist-a-dancer if she doesn’t do extras as long as I still enjoy her dances. As was posted previously, a lot of dancers don’t like flat-out saying-no to custies b/c they feel the custy will take it the wrong-way and they will lose-out on any biz from that custy even-just-dances; and this may be more problematic in a club where extras are common and/or somewhat expected. “Some” dancers do come-around once they have more-experience and/or get more comfortable w/ certain-custies. It can often be frustrating as a custy when a dancer blows-you-off (in the not-good-way) – but with time I’ve learned to take what dancers do/say w/ a grain-of-salt and don’t hold too-much-against-them as long as they are not trying to rip-me-off (if they are trying to be cute and put-one-over-on-me trying to take my $$$ then they usually get black-listed). From not having personally-interacted with this particular-dancer hard to say exactly what the issue was; but it comes across as if she may not yet be ready to pull-the-VIP-trigger which is ok for me personally as long as I still o/w enjoy interacting w/ her (good-dances; etc) – if she comes around to extras, great; if it’s not her thing then I don’t-hold-it-against-her; and sometimes w/ time they get comfortable enough w/ a particular custy to pull the VIP/extras plug.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    drewcareypnw
    not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
    R/stripper name checking tusclers
    When I first joined TUSCL I didn’t know about StripperWeb – I actually didn’t club as much b/f joining TUSCL and didn’t really look for SC info online – I think I tried looking at reviews on TUSCL b/f I joined but couldn’t b/c I didn’t have VIP – I didn’t look into it much w.r.t. getting VIP and figured one had to pay and just didn’t bother w/ it at the time. Anyway – post-joining-TUSCL is when I learned about StripperWeb via some TUSCL discussions – I started reading a bit on StripperWeb and at first was kinda intrigued to read dancers’ POV – but w/ time I just realized a lot of stuff on there was either crazy-shit or delusional and thus I haven’t read it in a long time and thus haven’t really bothered reading any other online SC-forum other than TUSCL. I hadn’t read any of the stripper reddit stuff – just now looked at the reddit-thread in the OP – it's similar to SW stuff but at least it seems the reddit-forum allows for more dissenting-opinions from dancers whereas on SW it seemed pretty-heavily-policed and a dancer with a dissenting opinion seemed to often get ganged-on. Some of the girls posting on reddit are honest; but many are delusional; but what’s new – they claim our accounts of what goes on in clubs is not true or greatly exaggerated – one thing is to disagree; another thing is to just not accept reality – one can assume a good # of these dancers perhaps have only danced in clubs with low-mileage and thus it likely doesn’t fit in their head what it’s possible in certain clubs in certain areas/cities – and some of them likely can only deal with the truth by calling it a lie (they likely vote Democrat 😛). I haven’t read many dancer-forums; but to me they seem to often keep it a lot less-real than custies on TUSCL – a fair # of us on-here have likely been clubbing as long as some of those dancers have been alive; and sometimes longer – but it is what it is – dancers and custies will usually see clubbing from different POVs often 180-degrees apart. The only thing I can agree w/ is that TUSCL is not as great-a-resource w.r.t. urban-clubs since most TUSCLers don't hit those types of clubs even-less-so the party-type make-it-rain urban-clubs.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    Texting Apps
    The texting app is just a burn # which many people use today for some anonymity especially in the P4P game - still doesn't explain why she wouldn't answer since she'll get an alert as soon as the text comes in just like a regular text (unless she's disconnected from the internet or purposely has the app disabled w.r.t. notifications). w.r.t. the abrupt change in tone w.r.t. her replies; I assume it's het deadbeat BF being the negotiator behind the scenes.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    One Thic Stallion in a sea full of lil havana
    Up to now the VIP rooms had been $150 for the larger ones upstairs - last I heard the smaller ones downstairs that used to go for $100 had been closed
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    drewcareypnw
    not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
    R/stripper name checking tusclers
    ^ I think if u read it on your laptop u don't have to mess with the app
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    What does LDK mean?
    It's kinda a TUSCL inside-joke - "ldk" is short for "lapdanceking82", a TUSCLer that was kinda the first one to talk about, if not boast, about cumming in your pants during a dance - most TUSCLers would make fun of him but he was undeterred and stood his ground and his cumming-in-his-pants from dances started to be called an "ldk" (short for his TUSCL handle lapdanceking82) - due to him standing-his-ground about LDKing pretty-soon other TUSCLers that could also LDK started posting about their regular LDKing - at first many on here found it hard to believe a guy could consistently bust-a-nut from just lap-dances and many on here made fun of lapdanceking82 and many thought he was pulling our-leg but he was not deterred and and with time other TUSCLers that also LDKed started posting about it and it kibda became an accepted/believable practice.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    New Cars - Hang On To Your Wallet
    "Biden’s Inflation Bill Made $7,500 Electric Vehicle Tax Credits. Ford And GM Just Raised Their Prices By The Same Amount" https://www.dailywire.com/news/bidens-inflation-bill-made-7500-electric-vehicle-tax-credits-ford-and-gm-just-raised-their-prices-by-the-same-amount