Reviews

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, NC

I wasted my time coming here! I wanted to check this place out and drove 30+ minutes to get here. The place is along side the lite rail tracks. When you enter the parking lot you…

Agent_Zero· 4 yrs agolast: 4 yrs ago 1 1

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, MD

The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground! I’ve been out of town for almost half a year. I’ve been off this site since I’m honestly tired of the strip club…

Agent_Zero· 5 yrs agolast: 5 yrs ago 1 5

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

This was my first time at Club Blaze. I didn’t enjoy myself at all here. I’d give this club two thumbs down. I’d rather had stayed in my hotel and watched porn. So the story…

Agent_Zero· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 2 15

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Don’t come here. So the story goes: I haven’t been to a strip club in a LONG time and I had never been to Stadium Club. I was invited to an after work happy hour…

Agent_Zero· 6 yrs agolast: 6 yrs ago 1 3

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I’m a man who needs no introduction on this fucking site. You all know my history, you’ve read my reviews, you know my style, you’ve messaged me for tips, feedback, advice, et cetera. So I…

Agent_Zero· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 16

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

The strip club scene in Washington DC is terrible. The glory days are long gone and it’s depressing. My inbox gets pretty stuffed with users messaging me about the best places to go and I…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 16

Club Extasy

Clinton, MD

I've had a user message me in the past telling me after reading one of my reviews it saved him a 1 hour trip, $40 taxi fare, and $20 cover. That's why I write these…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 17

Club Extasy

Clinton, MD

I saw this club reopened last week. I got here Friday, February 23rd, 2018 around 11:30 pm. The parking is tough here. You have to park across the street in that parking lot. You walk…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 9

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, MD

This night was such a waste of time. I should've went to see the Maze Runner movie instead of coming here. So the story goes, I read Rell's review yesterday (shout out) and decided I…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs ago 1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

This was a strange night for the notorious Syco2k3. I had never ever been to this club before by CHOICE. I knew the place was a dump just from reading prior reviews. Around 11:45pm Saturday…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 21

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

I decided to go to Norma Jeans Friday night around 11:30pm on November 25, 2017. I had just left a wasted trip at Ebony Inn and decided to drive to B-More. The cover at Norma…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 22

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I came here Saturday, November 4, 2017 around 11pm. This was a dark and stormy night. The club is only 15 minutes away from me and during my drive to the club I was thinking…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

Man, this place is falling quickly like a plane with no fuel. This club is rolling downhill like a car with no brakes. It’s sad. I was here last night (November 3, 2017) around 10pm.…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 11

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

I decided to go to Norma Jeans Saturday night around 11pm on October 14, 2017. Metered parking is available on the street. At the door I get my ID checked and pay a $20 cover.…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I was actually pleasantly surprised with this visit. This club has VASTLY improved in my eyes. I came here on Saturday, September 3. I only live 10 minutes from this club. I arrived to Sherriff…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 7

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

I came to this club around midnight on Friday, August 19, 2017. I regret it. I hadn't been here since the place was shut down wayyyyyyyyyyyyy back in January 2017. This was a role the…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 6

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

I agree with everyone else who has reviewed this club the past six months. This place is pitiful. This was a sad night for me. I knew this club was pitiful, but I decided to…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 2 6

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, PA

So this was my first time visiting Club Onyx. I live in Washington DC and the drive from Washington to this club in Philadelphia was 2 hours. I left Washington around 9pm and made it…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 4

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I came here Saturday, July 29, 2017 around 10:30pm. I read some reviews on this site and figured I’d conduct some reconnaissance instead of sit on my couch and watch Resident Evil at home. As…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 8

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

I made a horrible mistake. Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night. I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest. Plus,…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 14

Oasis

Baltimore, MD

Oasis is actually OPEN... but it might as well be CLOSED. This was my first time inside this club. The club is essentially a bar. It has an upstairs that is much of the same.…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs ago 1

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I got to EI around 10pm on Saturday night. It was a stormy day and I had absolutely nothing else better to do except watch Hulu at home. I went to EI not expecting much…

Agent_Zero· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 5

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

I came here on a Friday night after 10. I almost got lost trying to find the place. It had been so long since I was here. The only reason I came to this Roach…

Agent_Zero· 9 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 6

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

The line just got longer at Fuego... This club has multitudes of problems. The first problem is Fuego is now doing a “You must be a member” thing, so it takes a while to do…

Agent_Zero· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 13

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

Stay far away from this club. I was here on Saturday night, November 19th and I swear on my life I won’t step back in this club for a lonnnnnnnng time… if ever. There are…

Agent_Zero· 9 yrs agolast: 9 yrs ago 1 3