The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground!

The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground!

I’ve been out of town for almost half a year. I’ve been off this site since I’m honestly tired of the strip club game. I’ve been doing this since 2012 when I was in grad school. I’m in my early 30s now and would like to settle down with the right woman. But even that has been a struggle finding a decent woman in 2020 East Coast dating. I haven’t written a review on a DC area club in over a year and my membership STILL hasn’t expired on this site and won’t till June 2021. Amazing stuff, man. I used to really be into this site and this life. But those days are definitely fading away.

So the story goes, I returned to DC in mid-September to a strip club scene that has been burned to the motherfucking ground. NO CLUBS (worth going to) are open in DC or PG County and all that’s left is the Independent City of Baltimore.