Ebony Inn is HOOD... but still good.

I was actually pleasantly surprised with this visit. This club has VASTLY improved in my eyes.

I came here on Saturday, September 3. I only live 10 minutes from this club. I arrived to Sherriff Road around 11pm and I parked in the church parking lot and walked across the street. The parking lot was FILLED with NIGGAS. FILLED. I overheard them arguing over a dice game and I was certain there was going to be a fight or shoot out. So I hurried up and got across the street to enter the club. I slipped in with no pat down and no cover because security was being nosey listening to the loud argument involving the niggas. Normally the cover is $20 at this time of night, but I got lucky. FYI: this area is extremely dangerous at this time of night. So just stay alert.

I have SLAMMED this club in the past due to lack of dancer quality and I hear Margaret (the Club Manager/ Owner)has taken notice. Lmao. As I entered I ran into Margaret. She said, “Nigga, I knows u da one on da internets talkin shit bout my bitches. So I got some hoes just for u. Go take a look and see!” I thought to myself “LMAO!!!!!!!!! She's pissed tonight. But when is she NOT pissed. Lol.” She said she read some reviews I wrote about the poor dancer quality and she pretty much called some girls out of retirement and paid for some girl’s “enhancements”. As I entered I IMMEDIATELY saw what she meant. Immediately. Brickhouse has come out of retirement. Brickhouse used to work at Fuego when Fuego was still FUEGO. Nice soft fat ass. I’d give her 8 out of 10 easily. Then I saw another girl who looked like the porn star Diamond Monroe but her butt was even a little bit bigger. I’d give her an 8 out of 10 too. And there is another chick I saw last night who was fully clothed, but I could tell she stripped too. Big jiggly booty. Probably 45 inches. Cherokee works here too. She has a huge booty, but it is way too wobbly for my liking. I wish her booty was just a little more firm. It reminds me of squeezing really soft cookie dough. Too squishy. But Brickhouse and the Diamond Monroe look-a-like were definitely good enough for me.