Avoid Stadium Club

Don’t come here. So the story goes: I haven’t been to a strip club in a LONG time and I had never been to Stadium Club. I was invited to an after work happy hour with new co-workers around 8pm. I got there at 9pm. I normally don’t partake in the forbidden brew but I decided to go and have a sprite instead. Never again. This club is not in a safe neighborhood and you will be subjected to robbery or worse outside when parking your car. Tread with care and be aware of your surroundings.

I get to the club and meet up with one of my co-workers in the parking lot. There was no cover since the person who organized it had reserved the get together. I just had to show my ID. I get inside the club and I was instantly disappointed. The club is wayyyyyyyyyy smaller than it appears on the outside. The club just APPEARS to be large due to all the mirrors. It’s a common trick employed by strip clubs. The dancers and waitresses are pushy too. Especially “Jessie” the waitress. They kept offering me and one of my co-workers to go to a special suite that I later found out was $300 just to go in. Smh. I’m a strip club veteran so I wasn’t falling for the game. I got a sprite at the bar that cost six bucks. I was pissed but, hey, I figured I paid no cover so I wasn’t gonna complain. Most of the dancers are Black with some enhancements. The enhancements are just “okay”. I’ve seen wayyyyyyyyyyy better in my strip club career. I didn’t get any dances here because as advertised they’re all air. That’s not my style at all. Bitch ass losers like my old enemy Asamm would love this place. Not me though. One and done.

The place is too expensive (even for strip club standards), the dancers are aggressive (they take “pushy” to a whole other level), and service is bad. Plus dances are all air. I knew this place sucked before I ever stepped foot in here. That’s why I’m a life-long Washingtonian who has never cared to come here. On the way to my car as I was leaving, I saw a super drunk white girl stumbling all over the place and the vultures from this neighborhood were watching her very closely. She was definitely going to be robbed or worse. I wasn't trying to be a hero, so I said fuck it and got in my car and left. It had to be 6 or 8 guys, all Black, and wearing dark clothes. She fucked up not getting an Uber to take her home. I’m out of here. Heed my advice... avoid Stadium Club. Take it easy, Fellas.