First time at Mustangs... probably my last.

This was a strange night for the notorious Syco2k3. I had never ever been to this club before by CHOICE. I knew the place was a dump just from reading prior reviews. Around 11:45pm Saturday night I was bored watching the Detroit Red Wings hockey game. It was a good game, but it just wasn’t my idea of enjoying a Saturday night. So I decided to log onto TUSCL and read some new reviews on Maryland strip clubs. I was debating going to Ebony Inn or Showcase Theater. I wasn’t particularly happy with either choice honestly. Damn, I wish I lived in ATL! Fuck! But then I read a review on Mustangs about a Latina dancer with a “huge booty” from November 13 by a user named “Rokme” (shoutout). So I decided I’d give it a shot and check out the dump.

I drive over in the rain and park my car with no problem. As I enter, some old guy is sitting in a rocking chair smoking a blunt in the hallway. It reminded me of a saloon back in the Old Western movies. As, I enter the place is indeed crap. I don’t need to tell you how bad it is since prior reviews have elaborated upon this. Fucking holes in the ceiling, bubble gum all over the floor, duct tape on the chairs, mouse traps all over the place. Shit, you get the idea. So as I expected the cover would be dirt low, and it was only $5 on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning since it was past 12midnight). I gave the bouncer a 20 dollar bill. He seemed pissed that I didn't give him EXACT change. I'm like "WTF?!" Moron.

After a few minutes in this rat hole I was getting fucking bored once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary. Then I suddenly noticed a Black girl giving a loser one of those pathetic “wall dances” this place offers. I immediately recognized who she was. This is when my attitude instantly became hostile. Her name is “Mocha” from the old Penthouse. She was the first dancer I ever got a dance from in my strip club career wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back in 2011. Avoid this bitch at all costs. Of course she LOOKS good you fucking morons, but this is one evil bitch. Trust the Syco2k3. Trust.