This place has bedbugs

I came here on a Friday night after 10. I almost got lost trying to find the place. It had been so long since I was here. The only reason I came to this Roach Motel is to see Fancy. She let me know she’d be twerking there since Fuego was CLOSED. I am still pissed Fuego is shut down. Fuck PG County Government. #DrainTheSwamp

The parking is not good here. I was lucky to find an open spot. The cover was $20. I was pissed because the place is shit. But whatever. When I got in there I saw Fancy. The place is really run down. It’s not a strip club, it’s an auto mechanic shop.

I took Fancy to VIP. It’s only $10 per song BUT it costs $20 to enter VIP. FAIL. This place has bed bugs, man. No doubt about it. I’d recommend burning your underwear once you leave and donating the outfit you wore to the thrift store. I entered the club okay, but I left the club itching. And what pisses me off is that they allow you to bring cell phones in the club, but they don’t allow you to bring roach spray in there. What type of stupid logic is that?