What am I going to do with myself???

I came here Saturday, July 29, 2017 around 10:30pm. I read some reviews on this site and figured I’d conduct some reconnaissance instead of sit on my couch and watch Resident Evil at home. As I arrive to the club and get to the window the dude is rude and the cover is $30. I was thinking “WTF”, but I digress. Upon entering, I don’t receive a pat down and security seems friendly and professional. That was a plus.

There were only four dancers here. NONE Black. There were three Hispanic girls who were probably ex-Fuego dancers and a white girl with a muscle booty. The White girl was good looking with a booty. But her booty looked like it was too muscular and not soft and squeezable. I inquired about a good private dance. I was told to either go to the couch area for $20 a song or go in a closet for $30. I was going to opt for the $20 song since it was away from the main floor… but when I was told it would be $20 per song, PLUS $20 to security just to get back there, AND the dances would be fully clothed and not topless… THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!

I had had enough after just 15 minutes and left. I wish there were more than 4-6 dancers at 10:50pm on a SATURDAY. Smh. PG County clubs are completely shit. I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do outside of masturbating to porno sites and masturbating to videos of stuck up Instagram bitches! I’m just keeping it real, Fellas. The fall of Fuego really damaged my fun. But on the bright side I've been saving loads and loads of money that would've been spent in the strips. At least $350-$400 per month in savings. Let me know whatever happens if changes are made to any clubs in the area or if things get better, Guys. I’m out.