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13 years ago
@DG, you'd get me zero to hard in 15 seconds babe....Happy Valentine's Day!!!!
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13 years ago
jackslash, lol....what about blow up dolls??
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13 years ago
Juice, totally agree - it's very important to me....
A few weeks ago I went up to the stage to tip/meet perhaps the hottest girl in the club that particular night. We started to engage in conversation, and she 1.) was an unfortunate contributor to the Blonde stereotype and 2.) had a looney tunes mini mouse caricature voice.....I passed....
More recently, I go up to the stage again in a similar manner and the hot Brunette proceeds to purr at me like a freakin cat in heat. The thing is - it was lame, and it was more like a growl....I passed....
Happens all the time with me....I feel like I'm the Jerry Seinfeld of Strip Clubs....These seemingly little things are like freakin magnified and become practically the basis for a show....
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13 years ago
Juice, thanks brother....lol, the f#ckn Bear is still cocked and ready to go (for lack of a better adjective)....
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13 years ago
Whitney was a shining star and what an amazing talent. At her peak, arguably as great a voice as we'll ever know. With her moving array of love songs, what a loss particularly with Valentine's Day on the horizon....
If/When I get to the club over the next couple days, wouldn't mind hearing some Whitney.........like, "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"......Whitney RIP....
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13 years ago
crazyjoe, at what point does the "rude and bitchy" kick in?? Should I abort mission....R U suggesting I default to a Plan B (aka Opereration Deflower Teddy Bear).....
Juice, wisdom me up on this....
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13 years ago
For me, idkw but somehow this day is about the ROMEO side of the equation taking over....so here's the 7 point plan, shhhhh/shhhhuttt it - nobody knows....
1.) Two weeks ago I arranged for the flowers package to be delivered to my fav at my fav club. Said flowers will be delivered tomorrow (yes, 2/13 when she'll be in), you know with the obligatory vase, chocolates, f#ckn teddy bear and other miscellaneous and sundry sh#t...
2.) Yesterday I picked up not one - but two freakin V Day cards for my fav...
3.) Yes, I'll be going to the club to see my fav tomorrow night....
4.) Yes, I've already found 4 awesome V Day songs that I'll be commandering (aka paying) the DJ to play for when my fav hits the stage....including (wait for it)...."Valentine" (Nils Lofgren).....Obviosuly I'm f#cked, I'm likely making Jiuce's day at this point....
5.) Oh, and when she does hit the stage - I hope to make it rain a few times for her at least a few times at just the right moment(s)....
6.) I've bought her this cool ankle bracelet cuz she doesn't have, or least doesn't wear one. My plan is to lay it on her at some unsuspecting moment over the course of the evening....
7.) My plan is to make sure above all else that I grab a CR for an hour which spans the stroke of midnight......so that technically I'll be starting off Valentine's Day proper with a bang....
Alright guys - let me have it....PLEASE talk some sense into me, so that my maddog side comes back to it's senses....
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@DG, lol....
@GMD....ik it's a stretch, but the GeorgMic prefix led to a George Michael song....Speaking of reaches, must confess, the jury deliberated whether to go with "Wham" Bam Thank you Mam....
Shark, almost went with the obvious "Shark in the Water"/vv Brown for you....
samsung, you got it bro....
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13 years ago
Clubba, even if I OWNED the Bikini club - I'd spend all my time and money at the fully nude club across the street.....
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Mo-Head Swaggin for Motorhead....
JukeBox Hero for JuiceBox....
Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo for Rick D...
Papi Chulo for Papi_Chulo....
Moonshadow/Cat Stevens for shadowcat...
Song Sung Blue for samsung1....
QWERTY/Lincoln Park for ctqwerty....
Walking in London for londonguy....
25 or 6 to 4 for stiletto....
Daddy's Little Girl/J. Cole for DaddysGirl...
Clubb Music for Clubber....
Romeo and Juliet/Dire Straits for maddog....
Summer of 69 for bang69....
Point Blank/Springsteen for mootpoint....
Alucard Cold for alucard....
Happy Jack for jackslash....
Gator Country/Molly Hatchet for Gator....
Roam/B-52's for bhunter5252....
On My Grind for Vince Michaels....
Pool Shark/Sublime for sharkhunter....
In da Club/50 Cent for Club_Goer....
How Low/Ludacris for how....
Careless Whisper/George Michael for georgmicrodong...
The APL Song for AfricanLovePimp....
Super Bass/Nicki Minaj for SuperDude....
My Woman from Tokyo for thesamurai....
Miami Nights/Wale for Ermita_Nights....
The Art of Letting Go/Mikaila for framerart...
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13 years ago
Don't like Huge Tits....But, honestly I'm looking for BIG tits that might save my life....
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13 years ago
All, if anyone (even juice) ever comes up to the Northeast and wants to check out Providence, and Club Desire in particular - let me know. As a member at Club Desire, I can get you access to all the exclusive areas of the club....
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13 years ago
RickD, spot on about Providence....Even though I'm a Massachusetts guy, Providence is just 20 minutes away....So that's where i go....
Read your reviews of the Providence clubs, and you nailed it....Club Desire may very well be the hottest club in New England right now...."Desire's" has a second and third floor that you might not have even seen...2nd Floor is "Members Only" and has an awesome pristine bar and damn near a 5 star restaurant, beyond that it has THE BEST CR rooms I've ever seen....The whole 2nd floor level and layout is first class, and awesome to "entertain" the girls up there....The third floor has a whiskey bar, game tables, smoking area and billiard tables and offers a great view of the Providence skyline....Again awesome to bring the girls up to shoot some stick, and to hang out and spend time with em....Also, don't know if you saw it, but off the far end of the first floor, they have an extended outdoor patio and deck....In the good weather, nice area to break out into with an atf day or night....
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13 years ago
SC, you are truly the master....Never been to Follies, but certainly will next time I'm down in Atlanta....
Can't remember if it was the Pink Pony or Tattle Tales, but I went to the club that Motley Crue supposedly filmed "Girls, Girls, Girls" in....It was a decent club, but Cheetah's was much more my style....Met an absolutely gorgeous/perfect brunette, stage name "Kimberly" at Cheetah's years ago, and spent the night with her....A one time occurence, but to show how f#cked up i am - she is absolutely in my top 3 of all time....Would love to look her up....
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13 years ago
Only one time for me....Not a big deal, but I loaned $500 to my ATF at the time....I truly believe she needed that extra cash and I was in position to help....She was genuinely grateful, and we went on to have an extraordinary night....Next time I came in, and the "loan" subject came up (by her) - I told her she didn't have to pay me back, that it was a gift....She may or may not have paid me back, but it doesn't matter - I'd only venture into this territory in the first place with a trusted ATF....and I'd only do it with a relatively insignificant amount of $$....
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13 years ago
lmao....With that kind of programming, I might never make it to a SC and having any time for tuscl would be right out....
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13 years ago
An otherwise pretty girl, but the tats are outta control - strictly based on my taste....
As it says, the club is "T's Lounge" in West Palm Beach, FL. It's been awhile, but that's a club that I really really really used to like....
Finally, completely as an aside, when I went to that link I clicked on "Bikini"....omg, I'm so disappointed in the Scarlett Johansson beach pics (but somehow she remains doable nonetheless)....Not surprised at the amazing "dancer" legs and ass of Karina Smirnoff....
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13 years ago
Towards the end of a long night at a sc one night, I was in that spot where I had to have just one more dance with a hot babe coming off stage. Problem though, I needed more cash. So I arrange to meet this beauty in 5 minutes after I hit the club atm. Moments later, while in the midst of yanking cash out of the atm machine - my junk was grabbed from behind and practically yanked off by some unknown over zealous vixen. Clever move, as I was held hostage to the transaction. Still don't even know who she was. I'm telling you though - if this was the NFL and my package was a face mask....this wasn't garden variety holding, this was 15 yards....
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13 years ago
Bang, thanks for the feedback....
Juice, you must have a permanent smile on your face....
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13 years ago
lol, reminds me of this time when I was on a road trip in the West Palm Beach, FL area. Hadn't been to many clubs and certainly not to one in awhile, so my game was bound to be way f#ckn off. Anyway, undaunted I walk into this club for the first time and basically grabbed a dance with the FIRST girl I see. She was less than hot, maybe a 3 as compared to a dime piece. But, I'm hard as a freakin rock from the get go and she thinks it her. I finished the dance, and couldn't move on fast enough. However, my unitended flattery had created a monster, not only in my pants, but in her. She wouldn't leave me alone after that. Even though it was the right club with all kinds of talent, I was forced to bail and the rookie maddog went off to another club albeit with valuable lesson learned...
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13 years ago
I owe the Indy Dancers an apology.....I'm the idiot for thinking the Pats could beat the Giants....
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13 years ago
Congratulations Giants fans....Good Game/Deserving Winners....
Just don't be hatin on me for being a Pats fan....
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13 years ago
Bang, maybe 7 years ago when I was on a trip to Atlanta of course I did the obligatory thing and checked out Cheaters. Met one of the hottest girls I've ever met in my life one night - club name Kimberly....Did you know her and/or any idea she still around???
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13 years ago
Juice, I'm here to give you shine for picking the right team...And, yes when I next make it down to the Carolina's - you got it bro (1/2 hour CR and a couple drinks!!!)....
Even though I'm the biggest Football fan you could imagine, here again I prove I know nothing of the sport....That said, win or lose, I'll always support the New England Patriots....
Props to the NY Giants and to Juice for winning yesterday!!!
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13 years ago
It's ok, we can handle it bro....just stay away from having to buy the "Yellow Diamonds".....