Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 24)

Possibly. As far as the Keystone pipeline, they should have let phase 3 go through, since the whole debate was over the phase 4 shortcut and Nebraska farmers and the Ogallala Aquifer.

titty milk.

Doug just has a thing for doped up bitches with a limp.

Don't forget fetish_dancer! I miss her.

Juice's House o Tail. It's somewhere in SC.

@VH_Kicks this is a fantastic Idea! Can we include phone number, home/motel address, ssn, and extras served as well??

Damn. It's going to take a lot of $20s to break even on those treasuries.

*Gasp!* who let a woman in here?!

Good God almighty! Shadow killed him! As God as my witness, Juice is broken in half

I'm now watching Stripper: Natasha Kizmet It is fucking aweful! Bad acting and accents all around. Natasha is not that hot and the story flips from interview style to narrative movie style and all together crap! I hope I atleast get to see one pair of nice titties in this piece o shit!

The production value is low, but I felt it was honest (unlike reality television). And Method Man's introduction inside the 'strip game' was identical to mine. 4/5

LOL but I was thinking this Easy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cujiHDeqnHY

That wouldn't have been 'Easy' would it?

UPDATE: I have transported myself to the Netherlands. I am currently high as a kite. I can finally appreciate Rembrandt...

about once a month.

Nice.

and more 14 yr old strippers.

I would just like to share this wonderful story in context to the current discussion. (names changed to protect the less than innocent) When She Says “No”, but Really Means “Yes”…. So…here I am in the corner at BDFW…with my cock in a dancer’s G-string getting a nice, warm stripper slide. She was rockin to and fro over my cock, but with my dick cramped in her G-string, I couldn’t quite get to the sweet spot for a nice and naughty stripper slide… so…. ….I reached for her bottoms and hornily pulled them down…for better access….hoping for my cock to get an up close n 3D view of her bare cunt and cunt opening…but she quickly grabbed her bottoms and pulled them up…..damn……but…my hobby sense was tingling that she was just being a little nervous…being coy….and playing hard to get……. ….maybe a little drunk…. …..but ol’ Dirty Johnny has known this young hoe for awhile now….so…mixed in a little sweet talk….played with her big tits….told her how much fun she was ….how much I loved her body…and made her laugh….before I knew it…her pussy was wet….sticky wet….and ol’ Dirty Johnny iz smooth, slick and cunning…so….very…very…very gently pulled down her bottoms to expose her bare azz and cunt..…and positioned for a total GFE stripper slide… ……before I knew it…this young and frisky dancer was like a horse ….rockin’ and buckin’ all over my bare cock……bare cock gettin’ that bare pussy super wet…my hobby sense tingled…and I decided to tease and play with her in her state of horniness….and take this hoe to the other level…. ….so…I playfully and very innocently told her that I was so excited and was about to cum….and was just going to cum all over her pussy and fill her G-string….but…she told me that she didn’t have another pair of bottoms….would be pissed….and probably slap me…….ha ha….but ol’ Dirty Johnny’s been around the block….and knowz when a hoe is being coy….and really teasing and giving the invite……but… …..I wasn’t totally sure…… Gotta Let a Hoe be a Hoe ……but ol’ Dirty Johnny is a gambler….risk taker….so as her pussy got wetter and wetter…ol’ Dirty Johnny got bolder and bolder….and figured this hoe was good to go….and….so…my cock moved in for some naughty stripper slide fun…I reached for the tip of my cock and tried to wiggle….squirm…and slip n slide the tip in between her pussy lipz…..just a little bit….jus a lil bit I told myself….but… ….this dancer’z arm quickly reached back and firmly repositioned my cock away from her snatch hole opening….he he……but ol’ Dirty Johnny is smooth….slick….and cunning….so…I slowly…and very gently worked her into another stripper slide….and…cracked a few jokes as if I was Cliff Huxtable…..and….soon she was ready to explore the “Other Level”…. ….the “Other Level” of cum swallowing,….naughty stripper slidez….tasting her own puzzy….spreading her azz cheekz and letting her azz crack get filled with a load of warm cum….or in this case….some warm, hot cum all over her cunt…..dripping… seeping…and draining into places unknown… …..anyone can pay a hoe to suck their dick or fuck….but it takez some skill to take a hoe to the “Other Level”…..and soon….her “No” turned into a silent “Yes”…..as she didn’t reach back to remove the tip of my cock from slipping and sliding in between her snatch lipz… ….an ol’ Dirty Johnny decided to gamble and risk a painful slap in the face…..the tip of my cock tingled….the sensation of her warm….very wet-n-sticky cunt was just too much to bear….so I ejaculated with the tip of my cock in between her pussy lipz and cream coated her cunt with some protein juice…. …..this young Plat Hooker in training….just stood their motionless….letting me ejaculate in her most intimate and most private areas…sneaking a little creampie while she just stood there….probably in a state of shock of drunkenness…and “I can’t believe that I just did that!” feeling…..he he….but ol’ Dirty Johnny gambled….and won big with a slut machine in Vegas…as I heard what I thought was my cum yelling “We are Marshall!!!” as my little semen swimmerz disappeared into the depths of her cunt area…. he he… ….a total [prohibited - mod] white trash, cum slut finish…and ol’ Dirty Johnny doesn’t pass up a chase to spray some warm protein honey on a hoe’s boo boo…know what I’m sayin?..... ….so….thinking this hoe would break for the dressing room….she calmly pullz up her bottoms (with my cum still inside!) and asks for a drink…[prohibited - mod]…so….we head to a table and it made me hard as hell with this slut sitting down at a table with my cum seeping in areas unseen and unknown…I felt so embarrassed for her as she asked a waitress for napkins….napkins… …to dab and wipe the cum leaking and seeping out of her bottoms…I was in total shock an felt so embarrassed for her as she just let my cum drain out on her seat….most hoes will have the decency to squat and drain in the corner or douche in the dressing room…but not this youngin’…she just lets it seep out while having a drink…sometimes…..you just gotta let a hoe be a hoe…so….. A Cum Shower ….I head back to BDFW…bolder than ever…feeling confident that I could tell when a dancer says “No”, but really means“Yes” and take her to the “Other Level”. I see a young blonde that I’ve seen around here and there and ask her for a dance. She assures me that I’ll get a good dance, but won’t do anything dirty. Hmmmm. My hobby sense tingled and I told her that I’d be waiting near the corner….the one that she’s alwayz in…. ….I see the slut that let me deposit some protein juice fabric softener in her G-string just a couple of days before….so…. I pervertedly ask if there was a lot of crusty cum in her G-string when she finished her shift. He he…“Yes!” there was she nervously smiles and says. He he. So, I pervertedly asked what she did with her “Lewinsky” stained bottoms….and she actually says – “They’re on the floor in my apartment. I didn’t have enough clothes to wash a load yet”. I looked at this silly hoe like she was fuckin’ crazy….too cheap to wash a single article of stained undies but wanted to wait for a full load of laundry…I tipped her and shook my head in disbelief…. ….nasty hoez these days!.....but it turned me on knowing that my crusty cum was still on the undies in this cum slutz apartment…. ….so….this young blond finally comes over and I’m horny….so we head straight to the corner…. …….now….I’d bullshitted with this dancer before…but had never gotten dances until now…but let her know that I wasn’t a fool like most guyz here throwing money away for just lap dances…and expected to get my money’s worth…and expected to get some play… ….”B” is a dick tease and a bit of a hustler…..and will play you if you aren’t careful….she was bumpin’ and grindin’ her firm, round azz all in my lap when she notices and says – “You dick is out!”. She warns me that I better not touch her with it and that after she finishes dancing for me (and collected my money!), she’s going to go tell a manager that my cock was out… …..I knew this slut was bluffin’ as my hobby sense tingled with a “She’s telling you ‘No’, but she really means ‘Yes’ “…so I decided to show her that I was calling her bluff…..by…. ….rubbing and tapping her azz with my cock…”Stop it!” she playfully says…..and I decided to ask if she had ever heard of a stripper slide before…..”Yeah! But I wont do one!” she says. By this time…she’s knowz I’m a dirty ol’ perv….and I ask her“Do you know where the word “stripper slide” came from?”….she sarcastically said “You?”…..but ol’ Dirty Johnny quickly denied it and told her he was looking for his first stripper slide and sweetened the offer with some extra cash….but she said“No”….and my hobby sense told me she really meant “No”….so…I quickly changed the subject…teased her….and ….playfully suckled her breasts and told her that I was going to cum on her. She playfully tries to threaten me “I’m going to get a manager if you do!”…..so I quickly tell her…”Oh, go ahead….how are you going to explain my dick being out in the first place??”. She didn’t respond…and this cute little dick teasing hoe knew that she had been caught and couldn’t bullshit a bullshitter… ……I playfully and gently told her to back that azz up….spanked her azz cheekz a few timez with my cock and proceeded to ejaculate and cum all over her back and azz. She was a good girl and just stood their motionless while I applied some warm protein juice to her back and azz….good girls let you ejaculate a full load all over them….he he….and after I finished… ….she did the BDFW corner wipe…where she wipes her cum stained azz all on the corner “fort chair” – the chair that guardz the corner. He he. I paid her and dared her to tell a manager that I jizzed all over her….he he….”You are so nasty! I’m never going to dance for you again!” and she wobbles off to the back…but stops at the pool table… ….to talk to some potential customers….I just watch and laugh as her back is facing towards me and I see her arm reach around her back and feel around… as if she still feels some sticky cum on her. He he.  When it Rains, It Pours! …so….I stop by BDFW for a quickie and the club is slow and dead. “Champagne” seez ol’ Dirty Johnny and heads straight over to the perverted and nasty ol’ Dirty Johnny. She knowz that I’m not going to waste her time with bullshit talk or waste her time for an hour before I get a dance or two….”Champagne” knowz that when I’m horny…I’m ready to get a nut and not wasting time…so…she better come over before another hoe does… ….my hobby sense tingled as I could easily tell that “Champagne” was desperate for cash and wouldn’t mind another cum shower in the corner. I’d taken a few Horny Goat Weed pills a few hours prior, so my cock was hard and my sack full of nut….and felt that I could really “make it rain” with a nice sized cum shower on lil “Champagne” this visit…so we head to the corner… ….the club is dead so brazenly pull out my shirttail, unbutton, unzip and pull out my cock. “Champagne” grinds on it and I tap her azz with my cock. Tap! Tap! I got an adrenaline rush from the sound of spanking her azz with my cock and from the sensation of rubbing it all over her bare skin in a public place. I was leaking pre-cum and dribblin' it all over her body….”Champagne” didn’t say a word when I asked if she felt it and I could tell that she was going to be a very good girl this day….. ….but… ….I was overly aggressive and tried to pull down her bottoms for a stripper slide…and “Champagne” quickly jumped a foot away…. Too aggressive and I scared her off….so I had to apologize and act all innocent for her to trust me again and get closer…I get off on telling a girl that I’m about to cum….so I’m jacking off and telling her that I’m about to cum…”Champagne” was a very good girl…. …and leans forward and lets me cum all on her tits and stomach….she doesn’t let me finish and turns around to for the“BDFW corner wipe” on the chair…so I boldly stand up and continue ejaculating all over her azz and thighz while she is cleaning her front……she is a little mad and tells me to stop, but I keep cumming and ejaculating all over her….she doesn’t realize that you just can’t stop! He he… ….she tells me that I’m a pervert and people are going to see…but I could tell that she somewhat enjoyed her cum shower….a little undercover cum slut…and didn’t mind me rubbing my now limp dick all through the sticky cum on her azz and thigh…..but… ….she “acted” mad, took her money and stormed off….not wiping the cum completely off her body…he he… Aftermath – Part 1 ….I return for some more cum shower fun, but am met by an angry “Champagne”. She refuses to talk to me and ignores me. She just rolled her eyes and looked away whenever I was in the corner with another cum slut. So, not wanting a “good girl” mad at me… ….I approach “Champagne” to tip her…..”I never want to talk to you again! You’re an azz hole!!!” or something like that she says. That’s not the first time and definitely wont be the last that ol’ Dirty Johnny has hears that line! He he. I play dumb and stuff her G-string with ones…..and she goes on to tell me that after she danced for me the last time…she headed to the dressing room and another dancer told her that she had cum all on her leg – while in front of the other dancers in the dressing room…..and all of the other dancerz laughed at her! Ooops! So, being a smart azz I told her – “You should have swallowed!”. He he….. …that did not go over well and she punched me in the shoulder. “I’m never dancing for you again!” or some bullshit like that. But money talkz and bullshit walkz…and I was soon smoothing thingz over by getting some “regular” lap dances. “Why can’t you be like other guys and get regular dances without pulling out your dick and cumming all over me?” – she asked. Becuz I’m Dirty Johnny. He he Aftermath – Part 2 “Champagne” will let you cum all over her, but I have not gotten her to give a hj or bj – but haven’t really pursued it. She will just charge you for each song and not upsell for extras. Other girls tell me she is nasty, but think she is for most part a dick teaser and an undercover hoe that wants a lot more than she’s worth. There are suckerz at BDFW paying girls 400-600 for dinner and sex. I mean girls that are 7’s are getting suckers to pay them that type of money… ….on a serious note…might want to be careful when trying to read dancer signals….always risky when trying to determine if a dancer really means “yes”, when she says “no” (especially when you are contemplating just jizzing all over a provider’s cunt without asking). In my 20+ years of hobbying, I have only had one dancer get pissed….she said don’t cum in her mouth and I did….so...the bitch stood up and did an upper cut right into my nutz! Yes, grown me do sometimes cry!!! Talk about a nut cracker and it wasn’t even Christmas!!!! He he. Totally opportunistic.

A whore sacrifices her or her peers boundaries for the sake of money. A prostitute makes her customer cum for money.

But I don't judge how anyone else dresses. I see 'nurses' in scrubs and 'gym teachers' in shorts and a polo all the time.

I treat Gentleman's Clubs like I would going out anywhere else I would spend over a $100. In other words, I dress up.

Wrote another review. Had one back in May. Wrote that one when I was drunk, too. My apologies. I plan to write a couple more before the end of year.

Clubber- usually I'd agree with you, but Romney is the most indecisive candidate the Rebulicans have ever nominated. The RNC and Fox News had to fight harder and longer for his nomination and against more opponents than I have ever seen in my lifetime. Personally, I've been set on Johnson for a month or two now. His policies and record I agree with. And Romney will win Texas by about 800,000 to 900,000, votes anyway. No exaggeration. Alucard - which Lyndon? I may have. It's an old proverb and I just feel uncomfortable about Romney's changing positions. He did do well in the debates and it did make me feel better if he wins. Poor guy, he's been running for President for so very long...

After the debates, I feel better about Romney. However his record of policy changes is confusing. This election is less the 'lesser of two evils' than it is 'the devil you know vs the devil you don't know'.

I'm not sticking my dick in that.